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Subject: BS: Online Oracle answers ALL!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Oct 12 - 10:21 PM This is the place to get the answers to those questions that have been haunting you for years! http://the-oracle-answers.com/index.php Yup, you heard me! That's... http://the-oracle-answers.com/index.php Find out the things you always wanted to know, but were afraid to ask, such as... "Am I devastatingly attractive?" It answered: "Yes, you are. There is a need for quiet reflection." Mind you, it also said that when I asked it "Am I a monkey?" Hmmmmmmm.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Online Oracle answers ALL!!! From: Bill D Date: 04 Oct 12 - 10:26 PM Your question was: Is it crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide? THE ORACLE answers: Yes, it is. Wow... I AM impressed! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Online Oracle answers ALL!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Oct 12 - 10:34 PM Brilliant, isn't it? I'd been hesitating to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide. Now that the Oracle says it's crackers to do so, I'm glad I did hesitate! Still puzzled about the monkey thing, though. But at least if I am a monkey, I'm a devastatingly attractive one. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Online Oracle answers ALL!!! From: Bill D Date: 04 Oct 12 - 10:48 PM Your question was: Is catspaw gonna be ok? THE ORACLE answers: Maybe. Oracles are as slippery as Romney... I don't like either of them. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Online Oracle answers ALL!!! From: Jack the Sailor Date: 05 Oct 12 - 01:31 AM You ARE a monkey. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Online Oracle answers ALL!!! From: GUEST,999 Date: 05 Oct 12 - 08:15 AM I don't think it's a real oracle. It isn't answering in Greek. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Online Oracle answers ALL!!! From: Rapparee Date: 05 Oct 12 - 10:16 AM I consulted the Oracle: Will Shame McBride ever bathe? THE ORACLE answers: Οχι, εκτιμούν τα πράγματα ως έχουν. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Online Oracle answers ALL!!! From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 05 Oct 12 - 10:48 AM It's a very silly oracle. I asked it if I'd get pregnant soon. It replied, "Yes, if you rely on your first impressions." As I'm older than Methuselah, this isn't too likely! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Online Oracle answers ALL!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Oct 12 - 11:10 AM Okay, Jack. If the Oracle says it, it must be true, right? Heh! Okay, now listen carefully. I asked it (and this is the truth)...I asked it, "Is Jack the Sailor a monkey?" And it answered, "Yes, if you rely on your first impressions." Kind of a mysterious answer, isn't it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Online Oracle answers ALL!!! From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 05 Oct 12 - 02:05 PM My husband actually half believes the blessed thing. I told him it said I may get pregnant soon, expecting him to laugh. But he looked absolutely thrilled!!! |
