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Subject: BS: subliminal computer lingo From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 26 Sep 12 - 06:05 PM It worries me that the young and innocent of the nation are bein' led down the jungle path by deliberately suggestive modern computer lingo. For instance, "log in". The first time I heard that, I figgered it had to be a sexual reference! Same goes for "log out", needless to say. Then there's "hard drive". That one made my hair stand on end. Then there's "floppy disk"...an undesirable and feeble device that had its day, but soon fell outta favor for obvious reasons! Hard disks have taken over, and I don't hafta tell you why, do I? And what about "upload" and "download"? Talk about obscene! The computer industry should come clean and admit that it has been panderin' to the sex trade just to enrich itself. When I am elected, Congress is gonna look into this problem and do somethin' about it. Yessiree. I've had a team of apes and monkeys workin' hard on puttin' together an inoffensive and generic list of technical terms to replace the present sexually laden and offensively suggestive terms bein' used in the industry. "Hard disk" will be replaced by Digital Information Storage Device or DISD (Disdee). The Keyboard will become the Digital Information Loading Device Onhand......or DILDO.... Umm....????....wa-a-a-a-a-it a minute!!! - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: subliminal computer lingo From: Rapparee Date: 26 Sep 12 - 06:34 PM You ever looked at the terms "thumb drive" or "root"? How about "nodes" and "trackball"? How about "card reader"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: subliminal computer lingo From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 26 Sep 12 - 06:52 PM Back Door. Sub Routine (that's where you replace the dinner out with a filled baguette, before getting (hopefully) your end away......er, so I'm led to believe). Denial of service (She has a headache). Don T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: subliminal computer lingo From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 26 Sep 12 - 06:53 PM Those definitely bear lookin' into, Rapparazee, and I am gonna get on it as soon as I finish investigatin' our damn investigation team itself! I got a feelin' there's a saboteur onboard. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: subliminal computer lingo From: Bill D Date: 26 Sep 12 - 07:14 PM No problem--- a lot of it is run by Microsoft |
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Subject: RE: BS: subliminal computer lingo From: Stanron Date: 26 Sep 12 - 08:20 PM Us older ones don't want to talk about Ctrl P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: subliminal computer lingo From: Rapparee Date: 26 Sep 12 - 08:59 PM And some folks won't use the Alt functions at all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: subliminal computer lingo From: Rapparee Date: 26 Sep 12 - 09:01 PM Look at your keyboard. There are keys labeled "Insert" and "End." Not to mention "Pause" and "Break" are the same key. Don't even think about what "Num Lock" does. And "Enter" speaks for itself. |
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Subject: RE: BS: subliminal computer lingo From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 27 Sep 12 - 11:22 AM It sure is disturbin', ain't it? And this salacious stuff is bein' marketed to every kid in North America. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: subliminal computer lingo From: frogprince Date: 27 Sep 12 - 02:09 PM We don't have Jerry Falwell to bring things like this to the attention of the good Christians of America anymore, so it's good to see Chonkey "leaping into the breach". |
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Subject: RE: BS: subliminal computer lingo From: gnu Date: 27 Sep 12 - 02:39 PM I got laser mice for my pudders so I never have to clean the balls on my mice again. |
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Subject: RE: BS: subliminal computer lingo From: VirginiaTam Date: 27 Sep 12 - 03:26 PM The big thing at work these days is EUC End User Computing I though Spaw might get a kick out of that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: subliminal computer lingo From: gnu Date: 27 Sep 12 - 04:33 PM That's a gas! |
