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BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..

Bobert 24 Sep 12 - 07:43 PM
Little Hawk 24 Sep 12 - 08:01 PM
Bill D 24 Sep 12 - 08:03 PM
Little Hawk 24 Sep 12 - 08:05 PM
Henry Krinkle 24 Sep 12 - 08:06 PM
Bobert 24 Sep 12 - 08:14 PM
Little Hawk 24 Sep 12 - 08:17 PM
Bobert 24 Sep 12 - 08:26 PM
frogprince 24 Sep 12 - 09:46 PM
Henry Krinkle 25 Sep 12 - 06:22 AM
John MacKenzie 25 Sep 12 - 07:18 AM
GUEST,leeneia 25 Sep 12 - 09:46 AM
Desert Dancer 25 Sep 12 - 01:43 PM
GUEST,olddude 25 Sep 12 - 04:17 PM
Bill D 25 Sep 12 - 06:13 PM
Little Hawk 25 Sep 12 - 10:45 PM
gnu 25 Sep 12 - 10:59 PM
Little Hawk 25 Sep 12 - 11:03 PM
GUEST,olddude 26 Sep 12 - 12:01 AM
GUEST,olddude 26 Sep 12 - 12:05 AM
GUEST,olddude 26 Sep 12 - 12:11 AM
Little Hawk 26 Sep 12 - 12:18 AM
GUEST,leeneia 26 Sep 12 - 09:55 AM
GUEST,olddude 26 Sep 12 - 01:25 PM
Little Hawk 26 Sep 12 - 02:55 PM
gnu 26 Sep 12 - 02:56 PM
Bobert 26 Sep 12 - 06:06 PM
gnu 26 Sep 12 - 06:40 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 26 Sep 12 - 07:01 PM
Bobert 26 Sep 12 - 08:14 PM
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Subject: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 07:43 PM

So today the P-Vine and I had several things we needed to do up in Charlotte (NC) and had lunch at one of our favorite sandwich shops... There were a couple of women sitting outside dressed very stylish... Now the P-Vine appreciates people who have a stylish look so she stopped at their table and complimented the younger one who was especially stylish...

So I stopped and walked back to collect the P-Vine 'cause she has a way of getting into long discussions with perfect strangers...

Well, apparently the other woman was this young lady's mother and said, "This is my daughter and she's just been picked to be on the X-Factor"...

I don't watch it but I know it's like American Idol and so I asked if she was a judge or a contestant... Guess that was flattering to her so she said she was singer... Next thing ya' know I'm saying "Me, too" and we're swapping YouTube stuff and all...

Then I come home and check this woman out and, geese Louise, she's hot and Simon loves her...

BTW, her name is Julia Bullock if anyone wants to check her out... She is hot...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 08:01 PM

Yeah, I just watched her first performance on X-factor, Bobert. Nice girl...fine performance.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 08:03 PM

She's a very good example of whatever it is she is.....

Hot? No more than a million other 18 year old girls. A stereotype... and not one I particularly care for....


so, sue me... ;<)


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 08:05 PM

When are you going to get the mohawk, Henry?


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 08:06 PM

I'm workin' on it.
(:-( D)=

.......----Personal attacks are are not tolerated and will be deleted, as was the one above. Clean up your act, "Krinkle." ---mudelf


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 08:14 PM

Well, I jusy checked out my own YouTube and Julie wrote "I love it"...

Eat yer hearts out, losers... lol...

Hey, Bill, when I say hot I don't mean "lookin'"... I mean "singin'"

Yo, Krinkz... Ya ever heard of Alz-friggin'-heimerz???

I used to be able to spell just about any 4 letter word... I'm down to spell check and 3 letter words...

BTW, I didn't teach spellin'...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 08:17 PM

You still spell better than the average chimp, Bobert.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 08:26 PM

Sniff, LH... That was very touchin'...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: frogprince
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 09:46 PM

I would hope to gawd that Bobert smells better than the average chimp!

Oh...you said...

nevermind...


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Henry Krinkle
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 06:22 AM

A man? his age. Fawning over an 18 year old. Gross!
(:-( o)=


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 07:18 AM

Krinkle Kut?


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 09:46 AM

Ah, clothes. Remember clothes? Back before young ladies encased themselves in black polyester, one-size-too-tight-for-all?

Remember prints, remember colors, remember "The garment should make you look good"? Remember 'It shows off your eyes"? Remember matching the plaids?

Sigh...

Bobert, I applaud P-vine for approving of 'stylish,' and I'm glad your little adventure came out so well. You have been brushed by the angelwings of fame.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 01:43 PM

Not sure I understand the fashion statement behind her dangling suspenders (braces, for the UK-speakers) in the video I watched.

Aside from that, it's always fun to (re)discover what a wee, small, teeny-tiny world this is.

~ Becky in Tucson


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 04:17 PM

That is awesome Bobster. Last week I had a meeting with the autism foundation. Afterwords one of my very close friends (she is a supermodel and on the cover of Elle Magazine all the time) took me to dinner. When she left she said, I will talk to you soon love you. The young guys at the other table dropped their jaws. I said "Not bad for an old guy huh" LOL one of those priceless look moments tee hee fun messing with their heads tee hee


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 06:13 PM

"... when I say hot I don't mean "lookin'"... I mean "singin'"

ah... well, same answer.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 10:45 PM

I wonder what Henry would say about Chongo's interest in human females? Chongo really goes for slinky women in tight skirts, specially those Dragon Lady skirts that are slit on the side. He also digs stilleto heels, dark stockings (or fishnets, even better!), and long cigarette holders and lots of eyeliner. He's forever stuck in the film noire world of '40's crime films, and looking for women who look like they stepped right out of one. He's mad about Uma Thurman in the movie "Pulp Fiction".

He met Uma awhile back while cruising around the Hollywood restaurants with his drinking buddy, Clint Eastwood, but she turned him down when he suggested they go back to "the treehouse" for a nightcap. Good thing too! Renata would probably have killed him.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: gnu
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 10:59 PM

We gotta find you a good woman, LH. Soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 12 - 11:03 PM

LOL!!! Uh-huh. Well, I'm a bit obsessed with those slinky and exotic-looking types, I'll have to admit. It's sort of like Sir Edmund Hillary and the mountain. It's the sheer challenge of the thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 12:01 AM

Wanna a super model LH, I fix ya up with her single friends. Most of them are underwear models for Victoria Secrets or the like


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 12:05 AM

My Mrs and I are friends with most of them from the foundation just let me know :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 12:11 AM

bobster is already famous, and that is famous no infamous
you rock Bobster I is UR number one fan


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 12:18 AM

Yikes, Dan! You gotta be kidding.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 09:55 AM

Hi, olddude. Yesterday I read an encouraging book, The Autism Revolution by Martha Herbert, MD PhD. Copyright 2012 by Harvard University.

I figure you've heard about it, but I just thought I'd mention it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 01:25 PM

bobsters young lady that he met is an amazing artist Wow she can sing


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 02:55 PM

Her poor ex-boyfriend looked like he was going through absolute misery.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: gnu
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 02:56 PM

"Most of them are underwear models for Victoria Secrets"

"are friends with most of them from the foundation"

Foundation garments?


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 06:06 PM

I'm kinda mixed on this one... If she wins then she's gone, gone, gone to the big leagues... However, if she doesn't (or doesn't go far) then she'll be back home and maybe call me up and wanta take me up on my offer to perform some blues... She says she can sing the blues...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: gnu
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 06:40 PM

Blues By You?


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 07:01 PM

Careful, Bobertz. I met that young woman myself a few months ago when I was in Charlotte on business for a couple of days. We got to talkin' about the election and primate's rights and the APP and we had a coffee together at a local spot for about a half hour. She was givin' me "the look" the whole time. Nothin' came of it cos I figgered she was way too young, and I got prior committments anyways, but I did give her my autograph.

All I'm sayin' is...watch yerself, buddy. You don't want to make any fatal slips when runnin' for office. You are still in the race, right?

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 08:14 PM

Maybe yer fly was down???

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Another Bobert Wierd Story... So today..
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 26 Sep 12 - 08:16 PM

Yeah, right. Don't worry about my fly, buster, worry about yers.

- Chongo


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