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Subject: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Greg F. Date: 17 Sep 12 - 04:03 PM Thought I'd add to the crowd of idiotic, inane "Real or Fake" threads. Maybe I can be awarded the F**kwit Of The Day award. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Jack the Sailor Date: 17 Sep 12 - 04:19 PM I think that Krinkle and Sawzaw have that wrapped up between them at least until the election and for four more years if The President is reelected. You have my vote for third, for today. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Ebbie Date: 17 Sep 12 - 04:19 PM "Maybe I can be awarded the F**kwit Of The Day award." Ah, but you'd be called a Fake. (I'm with you- I get awfully tired of the 'fake' and 'gate' threads.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Dead Horse Date: 17 Sep 12 - 04:36 PM Gravity is not fake, just extremely weak. Unless we are talking about the gravity of Old Speckled Hen or Bodgers Brewery Black Nadger. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Bill D Date: 17 Sep 12 - 04:47 PM How in the #*&^@#$% does adding another one help make the point about too many? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Don Firth Date: 17 Sep 12 - 04:58 PM No, there is no such thing as gravity. The earth sucks! Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: gnu Date: 17 Sep 12 - 05:05 PM Heavy, man. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 17 Sep 12 - 05:07 PM Gravity is like telephone service. It works as long as you remember to pay the bill. My Aunt Helen forgot to pay her gravity bill once. Her gravity service was disconnected while she was hanging laundry out to dry. Fortunately, she was able to grab onto the clothesline before she floated away, but she had to continue hanging on for several hours until Uncle Bob came home from work, pulled her down, and tied a cinder block to each of her feet. Of course, by then it was too late to call her GSP (Gravity Service Provider) to have her gravity reconnected that afternoon, so she had to hang out on the ceiling until they opened in the morning. Luckily, Uncle Bob was able to give them a credit card number to charge the bill to, they flipped a switch, and Aunt Helen fell into the middle of their king size bed. Don't forget to pay your gravity bill! It can ruin more than your credit score! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: G-Force Date: 17 Sep 12 - 05:11 PM Yup, I'm real alright (just not very strong). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Ed T Date: 17 Sep 12 - 05:50 PM My observation is that gravity seems to have a weaker impact on fake boobs, vs real boobs if that helps answer the question. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Gurney Date: 17 Sep 12 - 05:50 PM BWL, so who paid the gravity bill for the cinder blocks? Did Uncle Bob steal them? As a judge might say, "I hope the gravity of this offence will weigh heavily on your mind!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Ed T Date: 17 Sep 12 - 05:53 PM My observation were limited to unfettered real and fake boobs. So, it only relates to the "free range" variety. Not sure about the harnessed ones. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Ed T Date: 17 Sep 12 - 05:59 PM I suggest an experiment using sets of real and fake boobs being released at the same time, just as Newton did. To be unbiased, boobs of a variety of sizes should be used. One would have to keep boobophile gnu away from the experiment. Too much humidity may confound the result (and possibly gnu). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: gnu Date: 17 Sep 12 - 06:18 PM Ed is right. I reeeeealyyyy like titties. 55 years old and I still go gaga fer em within reason... or reach. As for the OP's question, it does have gravitas. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: artbrooks Date: 17 Sep 12 - 06:22 PM Gravity, like evolution, is a theory. That means that it is subject to discussion and interpretation, especially in public schools in Texas. Some places require that alternative theories be taught - which is perhaps why more Texans than you'd think are a little light on their feet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Henry Krinkle Date: 17 Sep 12 - 06:49 PM Flubber gas. It's flubber gas . (:-( ))= |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 17 Sep 12 - 06:58 PM Some of us are more grave than others, Greg F., but you are definitely among the top 1 percentile, and I don't think yer fakin'. ;-D Ook! Ook! - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Joe_F Date: 17 Sep 12 - 08:37 PM "Satan fell by force of gravity." -- G. K. Chesterton "Gravity is a pseudoforce." -- R. P. Feynman |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Bobert Date: 17 Sep 12 - 09:03 PM I hate to say it but I'm kinda hopin' that it does exist 'er I been gettin' bilked by Acme Gravity Co every month for 11 bucks and change for the stuff... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Rapparee Date: 17 Sep 12 - 09:48 PM Gravity: It's not optional -- it's The Law. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: GUEST,999 Date: 17 Sep 12 - 09:48 PM The query shouldn't be one of real or fake. The question of importance is, "Do you believe in it?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Henry Krinkle Date: 17 Sep 12 - 09:51 PM I believe in Rock and Roll. (:-( ))= |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: bobad Date: 17 Sep 12 - 10:39 PM It has it's ups and downs. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: gnu Date: 17 Sep 12 - 11:16 PM I am with Hank on the R&Roll thing. Tunes rule eh? All this gravity is bringin me down. In have a date with Sade at the You Tube anyway... pleasant eve all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: Jack the Sailor Date: 17 Sep 12 - 11:28 PM Sadie, Sadie who Gnu? BTW you spelled it wrong. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: GUEST,999 Date: 18 Sep 12 - 12:16 AM He meant the Marquis de. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: gnomad Date: 18 Sep 12 - 05:57 AM Here's a costume for the believers Don't forget to use the Mudcat link so that the site can get its cut. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Gravity: Real or Fake? From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 18 Sep 12 - 10:47 AM A modern physicist would say that there is no such thing as gravity. It's the curvature of space-time which makes things seem to fall or to orbit the sun. Me, I try to understand all that, but basically I'me going to remain Newtonian for the rest of my life. Being Newtonian goes well with playing I-IV-V chords. (I wonder how ER personnel would react if I said, "Space-time caused me to flow erratically down my stairs and now my humerus seems to be non-linear." Would they splint my arm or call a shrink?") |
