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BS: So, s/he said...

gnu 14 Sep 12 - 01:54 PM
GUEST 14 Sep 12 - 03:40 PM
gnu 14 Sep 12 - 03:59 PM
bobad 14 Sep 12 - 06:21 PM
gnu 14 Sep 12 - 06:45 PM
bobad 14 Sep 12 - 06:56 PM
Rapparee 14 Sep 12 - 09:05 PM
Donuel 15 Sep 12 - 01:28 AM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 15 Sep 12 - 01:38 AM
Ed T 15 Sep 12 - 08:47 AM

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Subject: BS: So, s/he said...
From: gnu
Date: 14 Sep 12 - 01:54 PM

... Don't worry, I have fingers like a baby.

Then he said... Pommegranate juice is the best thing for an enlarged prostate.

I said... If I'da known that I woulda drank a gallon before I came in here.

Wellll, actually, I did interject an "aaaAAHH" before he told me about the juice.


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Subject: RE: BS: So, s/he said...
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Sep 12 - 03:40 PM

And fingernails like a similodon.


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Subject: RE: BS: So, s/he said...
From: gnu
Date: 14 Sep 12 - 03:59 PM

Fingernails? FUCK! That never even crossed my mind. I'll be sure to pay attention next year. Thanks for the heads up.


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Subject: RE: BS: So, s/he said...
From: bobad
Date: 14 Sep 12 - 06:21 PM

Was that an "aaaAAHH" of pain or pleasure?


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Subject: RE: BS: So, s/he said...
From: gnu
Date: 14 Sep 12 - 06:45 PM

I heard one today, bobad... if sex makes yer day, does anal sex make yer hole weak?


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Subject: RE: BS: So, s/he said...
From: bobad
Date: 14 Sep 12 - 06:56 PM

Ha, ha....good one.


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Subject: RE: BS: So, s/he said...
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 12 - 09:05 PM

Well? Does it? Inquiring minds want to know. I've heard anecdotal evidence, but like something more scientific than "Thank God for Depends!"


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Subject: RE: BS: So, s/he said...
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 01:28 AM

ahAHH... gland handed again


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Subject: RE: BS: So, s/he said...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 01:38 AM

Maybe we should ask Shane about that, Rap. He's seen a lotta jail time.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: So, s/he said...
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Sep 12 - 08:47 AM

But, he had second thoughts, as on closer inspection "he had hemroids the size of cantaloupes".


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