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Subject: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Jun 12 - 04:33 PM Someone is destined to snap the middle post in this thread whenever it finally ends. But that will necessitate that there be an odd number of posts when that finally happens. Otherwise there can't be just one middle post. And it will entail counting. Right now I've got it, because there's only one post, therefore it is the first, last, and middle post...or it will be after I hit "Submit Message". You can tell I'm having a really exciting day here... At any rate, here we go! Let's see who finally gets the middle post. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: WalkaboutsVerse Date: 25 Jun 12 - 04:37 PM It will surely be me - If there are only three! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Beer Date: 25 Jun 12 - 04:38 PM Not me. ad. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Jun 12 - 04:48 PM But it will be you if there are 5. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: WalkaboutsVerse Date: 25 Jun 12 - 04:52 PM Damn. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Rapparee Date: 25 Jun 12 - 05:35 PM 3.5!! I'm the middle!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:24 PM [sigh] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Beer Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:34 PM Sorry SRS, I guess i just spoiled it for you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:42 PM Oh |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:42 PM look! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:42 PM Another |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:42 PM moronic |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:42 PM masturbatory |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:42 PM thread |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:42 PM from |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:42 PM the |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:42 PM usual |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:42 PM starter |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:42 PM of |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:42 PM moronic |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:43 PM masturbatory |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 08:43 PM threads. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: gnu Date: 25 Jun 12 - 09:28 PM C'mon now eh? Yer just jackin me off. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 25 Jun 12 - 09:44 PM Yeah, I went to the fabric store the other day looking for some masturbatory thread and they were fresh out. Seems some guy in a town called Orillia, somewhere in Canada, has garnered a monopoly on the market. Had to settle for a spool of voyeuristic thread instead. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Jeri Date: 25 Jun 12 - 10:09 PM I don't think there's any specific masturbatory thread. I think it's how it's used. Like when you weave and have a "wank" and "weft". That posting vertically thing felt kinda interesting. If I still smoked, I'd light one up. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: katlaughing Date: 25 Jun 12 - 10:15 PM LMAO, thanks, Jeri, brill! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Stilly River Sage Date: 25 Jun 12 - 10:57 PM Masturbatory thread! What a notion! SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Jun 12 - 12:23 AM Brilliant, Jeri. That must have taken awhile, eh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Ebbie Date: 26 Jun 12 - 02:35 AM Longer than you is my guess, Little Hawk. :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Jun 12 - 02:41 AM I think it might be similar to the same basic technique the Republicans used to win a couple of key states in 2004...only it's more transparent, of course. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Musket Date: 26 Jun 12 - 04:21 AM OK. My post makes it an odd number. Statistically better. (Musket = Ian Mather, long long story and not worth boring you with.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Newport Boy Date: 26 Jun 12 - 04:33 AM Clever, Jeri - you're in the middle until post 43! Phil |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: beardedbruce Date: 03 Dec 12 - 12:24 PM In 32 more posts I will be in the middle... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 03 Dec 12 - 12:38 PM Okay, who am I helping? Anyone keeping count? - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: MGM·Lion Date: 03 Dec 12 - 12:39 PM Why, the answer is obvious ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ The Piggy, of course....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: GUEST,999 Date: 03 Dec 12 - 12:45 PM One can but try. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: John MacKenzie Date: 03 Dec 12 - 01:06 PM MIDDLE |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 03 Dec 12 - 01:12 PM Geez, 999. I bet that post has claimed a few cars over the years. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: JennieG Date: 03 Dec 12 - 03:40 PM Are we up to the middle yet? Cheers JennieG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Bill D Date: 03 Dec 12 - 05:33 PM What's the middle of ∞? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Ed T Date: 03 Dec 12 - 06:27 PM To masterbate or not- this flowcghart may help. Flowchart: Should You Masturbate Right Now? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Ed T Date: 03 Dec 12 - 06:50 PM Bacon |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: gnu Date: 03 Dec 12 - 06:55 PM That flowchart is fucked up from the first option. I was married to a hottie. I had NO choice. She was a she. I wasn't. You do the masturbation... matriculation... arithmetic. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Ed T Date: 03 Dec 12 - 07:00 PM ""I had NO choice. She was a she. I wasn't."" What about the middle option. Afterall this is a middle thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: GUEST,999 Date: 03 Dec 12 - 07:25 PM I tried masturbation once as a young teenager. I didn't like it so I quit. ###################################### Chongo, that pole was located near where I live. After two months of people complaining about it to the local electric company and nothing being done, within a day of it being put in the news because of it being put on the 'net, it was taken down. The paving company had a job to do so they did it. It was not their responsibility to remove the pole. Anyway, the post is now gone. Hard to believe, but there ya have it. Where else but Quebec. I love this place. PS There were no accidents because of that electric (what I have always called a telephone pole) pole. Again, where else but Quebec. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: gnu Date: 03 Dec 12 - 07:28 PM Ed... "What about the middle option." Huh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Bill D Date: 03 Dec 12 - 07:41 PM **pedant alert** Why do people keep spelling it masterbation? The very link is spelled correctly. ** end pedant alert** |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: gnu Date: 03 Dec 12 - 07:49 PM Because it doesn't fit with the old joke, Bill. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Bill D Date: 03 Dec 12 - 07:53 PM right.... fishing boat still.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Dec 12 - 08:06 PM Are we there yet? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Bobert Date: 03 Dec 12 - 08:08 PM No... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: gnu Date: 03 Dec 12 - 08:37 PM We are close enough for all intents and porpoises. Not that I value their opinion. They may be mammals but we will eat them if there ain't no tuna down the road. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Janie Date: 03 Dec 12 - 08:50 PM I'll do my part for ya' Brucie O' da Beard! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Ed T Date: 03 Dec 12 - 09:16 PM Er, I thought there was a "U" in masterbation? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: gnu Date: 03 Dec 12 - 10:16 PM If yer doin right, Ed. Now, if there's a ewe in it, don't tell anyone. SPCAifically them animal rights crowd. Dyslexic joke? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: JennieG Date: 04 Dec 12 - 12:38 AM Musterbation? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: MGM·Lion Date: 04 Dec 12 - 01:06 AM Why? What good is bation to anybody? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Ed T Date: 04 Dec 12 - 07:04 AM Peek a Boo! I See <(U)> flusterbate:) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Ed T Date: 04 Dec 12 - 07:53 AM Lacking anyone equivalent to himself, he felt the need to be one with himself. He learned to hold his own hand and ascribed to himself. He experienced self-love...it was awesome. Holy shit, mybe he can "metamorphosis" himself. One morning, he woke up naked, shaking slightly, a woody sticking out from under a pair of feeble, corpse-like legs, with a desperately grasping bony hand. "No, not today, he protested, I have a headache". He was to learn that, just like any other muscles in your body, it can become fatigued. He then practiced moderation. ""In the land of the blind, the one-eyed is king"" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Ed T Date: 04 Dec 12 - 08:13 AM On being "solo" in relationships |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: MGM·Lion Date: 04 Dec 12 - 08:51 AM Why has this thread been hijacked by wankers? ~M~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: beardedbruce Date: 04 Dec 12 - 09:39 AM three more and I will have been a winner ( for at least a few seconds)! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Dec 12 - 11:57 AM Wankers and tossers! They're taking over everywhere! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Ed T Date: 04 Dec 12 - 12:16 PM Mast Ur batory thread! with or without lotion! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Bill D Date: 04 Dec 12 - 05:16 PM My secret vice is gesticulating in public. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Janie Date: 04 Dec 12 - 07:23 PM Dang, Bruce. You briefly won! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: gnu Date: 04 Dec 12 - 07:26 PM Hijackedoff, MGM? By wankers? I think it's been posted to by humans. If there are any humans who have not rubbed one (or a zillion) out, well, they are just fookin lazy and the are missin out. Re that article about yer married partner owning yer orgasm and being upset about it when you have one they didn't GIVE you???... that is just sick! That is true mental and pysical abuse and should never be tolerated. I know about that first hand. (Yeah... pun intended, even tho it's really NO joking matter because it's a form of control and mental abuse. Sex as a weapon? That is just sick.) Anyone who loves you should never want to own you. I defy ANYone to tell me otherwise, in any way, shape or form. To say otherwise is absolutely sickening to me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Ed T Date: 04 Dec 12 - 08:29 PM gesticulation ""they call my cousin antoinette like she runs a guillotine they call my husband sir cause he's a full-time ex-marine they call my brother bright but to me he can't hold a candle we can call the whole thing off if it gets too hot to handle when she snapped her fingers both her sisters stripped down to the shorts and jumped up on the stainless steel sink and did a minstrel show of sorts she said, we farm em out to entertain at all the local resorts and they're a naked success by all available reports"" JP Jones - 69er Diner |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 05 Dec 12 - 02:59 AM ..You mean, in the middle??...with who?? GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Dec 12 - 11:08 AM BillD is a shameless gesticulant! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Bill D Date: 05 Dec 12 - 11:14 AM naaawwww... I am totally ashamed ☝ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Musket Date: 05 Dec 12 - 12:55 PM In it to win it |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: beardedbruce Date: 05 Dec 12 - 01:10 PM Winner for 2 hours 7 minutes... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Nigel Parsons Date: 06 Dec 12 - 03:23 AM At the moment it's treble niner: Or it was until I posted this! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who'll get the middle post in this 1? From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 06 Dec 12 - 06:15 AM ME! Don T |
