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BS: Dachshunds at Christmas

Little Hawk 30 Dec 11 - 01:08 PM
GUEST,Eliza 30 Dec 11 - 01:12 PM
Jack the Sailor 30 Dec 11 - 01:12 PM
Little Hawk 30 Dec 11 - 01:12 PM
Little Hawk 30 Dec 11 - 01:15 PM
number 6 30 Dec 11 - 01:18 PM
Little Hawk 30 Dec 11 - 01:20 PM
John MacKenzie 30 Dec 11 - 02:35 PM
Ed T 30 Dec 11 - 04:07 PM
Little Hawk 30 Dec 11 - 06:49 PM
Little Hawk 30 Dec 11 - 07:42 PM
LadyJean 31 Dec 11 - 01:13 AM
Little Hawk 31 Dec 11 - 03:28 PM

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Subject: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Dec 11 - 01:08 PM

Always remember to wrap up a present for the Dachshund!

Dachshunds open their presents


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Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 30 Dec 11 - 01:12 PM

They look a bit...well...tubby to me, LH. I know I can't talk, but I though dachshunds were slim and slinky. (It's donkey's years since I was slim and slinky!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 30 Dec 11 - 01:12 PM

Dachshunds at Christmas, stuffed with savory dressing and with plumbs in their mouths!


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Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Dec 11 - 01:12 PM

Finally! Riley opens his present.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Dec 11 - 01:15 PM

We used to imagine ours roasted up like a suckling pig with a small apple in his mouth, Jack. A crabapple maybe. We'd discuss it and test his fat little haunches with a thumb and 2 fingers, saying, "Almost ready now...", while he'd roll his eyes nervously.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: number 6
Date: 30 Dec 11 - 01:18 PM

"the tacky side of Christmas"

biLL


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Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Dec 11 - 01:20 PM

Yeah. Great, isn't it?


Dachshund helps with decorations....


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Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Dec 11 - 02:35 PM

Pigs in blankets


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Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Dec 11 - 04:07 PM

Dachshund Rules:

Humans live to serve me.
I can do whatever I want to do, whenever I want to do it.
If I touch it, lick it, chew it, shred it, smell it, or see it, it's mine.

(The first two sounds like Mudcat posting rules:)


Dachshunds "R U


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Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Dec 11 - 06:49 PM

Right on, Ed. Those are the rules that Dachshunds live by.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Dec 11 - 07:42 PM

More Dachshunds at Christmas!

Arrrrrrooooooo!


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Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: LadyJean
Date: 31 Dec 11 - 01:13 AM

The tale is told of the day mom's dachshund, apropriately named Loki, took the cover off grandma's ironing board. Loki was something of a legend. He made sure that mom's boyfriend, the father of historian David McCullough behaved himself. One of the sights of the neighborhood was grandaddy arguing with Loki about which way they would go on their walk. Grandaddy successfully argued a case in front of the Supreme Court of the United States, but he couldn't persuade Loki to go his way. Then Loki would get tired and granddaddy would have to carry him home.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Dec 11 - 03:28 PM

Loki is probably the perfect name for a male Dachshund. They are very strong-willed, and have a zesty appetite for causing mischief.


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