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BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...

Bobert 08 Dec 11 - 11:07 PM
GUEST,999 08 Dec 11 - 11:31 PM
michaelr 09 Dec 11 - 01:35 AM
Amos 09 Dec 11 - 12:15 PM
Bobert 09 Dec 11 - 01:05 PM
GUEST,Eliza 09 Dec 11 - 01:12 PM
Bill D 09 Dec 11 - 01:23 PM
gnu 09 Dec 11 - 01:32 PM
pdq 09 Dec 11 - 01:55 PM
GUEST,leeneia 09 Dec 11 - 02:06 PM
Bobert 09 Dec 11 - 05:34 PM
Joe Offer 09 Dec 11 - 07:08 PM
gnu 09 Dec 11 - 08:07 PM
Bobert 09 Dec 11 - 08:31 PM
gnu 10 Dec 11 - 05:28 PM
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Subject: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlette Packard...
From: Bobert
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 11:07 PM

Help!!!

My pudder has been possessed by Mr. Hewlette Packard... I bought a copier and registered it and that's when Mr. Hewlett Packard... It's been 5 years and to see how much shit that Mr. Hewlett Packard has put on my6 computer is beyond anyone's imagination...

I have been trying to perform an exorcism for the last 4 hours but Mr. Hewlett Packard says "Bring it on... You ain't gonna get me outta you life... Hehe..."....

I hope that this thread gets into some search engines and get Mrf. H-P off my butt...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlette Packard...
From: GUEST,999
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 11:31 PM

Does this have anything to do with their caps lock key being in the wrong place?


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlette Packard...
From: michaelr
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 01:35 AM

Bob, I just got a H-P printer, and you've got me worried! What exactly is happening to your computer?


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...
From: Amos
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 12:15 PM

They're two separate people, Bobez and both retired. Suggest you visit the nearest Apple store.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 01:05 PM

What is happening is that these guys are constantly creating programs that run min the background and slow my computer down... I have gone to the control panel and found the sumabiches and tried to eliminate them but they refuse to be evicted...

Grrrrrr!!!!

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 01:12 PM

Could it be a virus?


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 01:23 PM

Them HP guys don't have anything to do with what gets allowed on the machine. MY HP is 7½ years old now, and it has on it only what *I* allowed on it.

(well...yes, it can take some effort to keep that #$*&%!@ other stuff off, but as Bobert sees now, the effort is worth it)

Exorcism can be hard, but programs like Malwarebytes can help...along with an antivirus.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...
From: gnu
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 01:32 PM

HP really pisses me off. I keep resetting the settings that are supposed keep HP from running diagnostics every so often when I leave my chair for a while. It changes the settings (same thing with popups from Rogers cable... happens all the time). Every time I turn my machine on I am told there is no driver for my HP printer (I have learned to ignore this idiot box). If I turn my printer off, when I turn it back on it won't work because the machine sees it as a new printer. It wants me to load the driver. It can't find one on the net. I put in the disk... "Can't do that bud... this driver is not supported by your OS." NOT SUPPORTED?? It's been printing for years!



Amos will be along shortly to tell you to get a Mac.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...
From: pdq
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 01:55 PM

William "Bill" Hewlett died in 2001 and David Packard died in 1996.

They started the business 1939 in a garage behind a rented house in the general area of Stanford University which Packard had atteneded.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 02:06 PM

Try Start-Help-System Restore. Pick a date before you bought the HP copier.

Might work.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 05:34 PM

That would wipe out everything since... These guys have been on my pudder 24/7 for about 4 years now... I don't even have a HP printer... Haven't had one for years...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...
From: Joe Offer
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 07:08 PM

When Hewlett and Packard ran the company, it was known for quality, efficiency, and innovation. HP printers used to last forever.

One could wonder what happened. In poll after poll nowadays, HP ranks toward the bottom. Why did they give up their wonderful reputation?

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...
From: gnu
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 08:07 PM

$$$


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Dec 11 - 08:31 PM

So, last night I tried to "uninstall" in the control panel thingie and it stopped at 50% complete and stayed there all night...

Right now it is stuck at 50% again...

Sumabiches...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...
From: gnu
Date: 10 Dec 11 - 05:28 PM

Stop it and try again?


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Dec 11 - 08:39 PM

You can't even stop it, gn-ze... Ain't no "X" box... No "Cancel"... It's just a stupid box with one of them bar graphie things with the numbers above it... You gotta shut the computer down to stop it...

Grrrrrrr....

If I find them weasels I'm gonna hurt 'um....

B;~(


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Subject: RE: BS: Dear Mr. Hewlett Packard...
From: EBarnacle
Date: 11 Dec 11 - 12:22 AM

It's time to reboot with that support disk you made when you first get the computer and which they no longer provide gratis.


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