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BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits

Donuel 10 Nov 11 - 07:33 PM
Bill D 10 Nov 11 - 07:45 PM
Don Firth 10 Nov 11 - 08:49 PM
katlaughing 11 Nov 11 - 01:01 AM
Greg F. 11 Nov 11 - 08:35 AM
catspaw49 11 Nov 11 - 09:24 AM
GUEST,999 11 Nov 11 - 09:59 AM
Jack the Sailor 11 Nov 11 - 12:37 PM
GUEST,999 11 Nov 11 - 12:44 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 11 Nov 11 - 12:45 PM
Jack the Sailor 11 Nov 11 - 02:18 PM
Neil D 12 Nov 11 - 12:34 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 12 Nov 11 - 12:40 AM
John P 12 Nov 11 - 07:41 PM

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Subject: BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Nov 11 - 07:33 PM

These guys are better than SNL. When laughter and applause are compared and measured, The debates beat SNL by 12 minutes of laughter.

As judge jury witness and victim, Herman Cain has found Herman Cain innocent of all slanderous accusations.

President Ricky Perry prime time announcment:

Ladies and Gentlemen and people of the United Satates of Merica, this afternoon I have re engagered the US military to reinvade three hostile axel countries. The evil doer countries are the following, Iran er Iraq, Ahghanistan and
and uh, I mean Iraq Afghanistan and
uh...
Vice President Cain whats the third one?

Ubekibekistanstan?, Sec of State Joe Walsh, do you know?

I'm pissed, Where's the Sec of Defense Gingrich?

Rit chere Joe. Wait a minute I'm checking my emails


brb


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Subject: RE: BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Nov 11 - 07:45 PM

A laugh a minute.....

I'm not used to laughing when I should be lamenting.


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Subject: RE: BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits
From: Don Firth
Date: 10 Nov 11 - 08:49 PM

Both Rick Perry and Herman Cain walk on stage without their pants.

Perry because he forgot them.

Cain because he has plans for after the debate.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Nov 11 - 01:01 AM

You guys are a blast!


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Subject: RE: BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits
From: Greg F.
Date: 11 Nov 11 - 08:35 AM

And these guys are the best and the brightest that the Republican Party can produce.

God Save America.


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Subject: RE: BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Nov 11 - 09:24 AM

I've watched all of debates(?) and they are far better than SNL! I mean you can't make this stuff up. How many of them does it take to make Newt Gingrich look good?   Geeziz...............

And Bill.....Remember one of my favorite life lessons learned from Lord Byron..............

"If I laugh at any mortal thing t'is that I may not weep."

uh, yep........


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits
From: GUEST,999
Date: 11 Nov 11 - 09:59 AM

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

P. J. O'Rourke


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Subject: RE: BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 11 Nov 11 - 12:37 PM

P. J. O'Rourke has been making a livibg telling drug addled cynics what they want to hear for about 40 years.   Jack the Sailor


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Subject: RE: BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits
From: GUEST,999
Date: 11 Nov 11 - 12:44 PM

I am aware of that. What's your point?


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Subject: RE: BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 11 Nov 11 - 12:45 PM

Don't kid yourselves, fellows..Obama's stint was so fucked up, that even these Bozos can start to look good!...Scary, huh?

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 11 Nov 11 - 02:18 PM

Debaits moments


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Subject: RE: BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits
From: Neil D
Date: 12 Nov 11 - 12:34 AM

There are 3 things I hate about these debates: the candidates, the audience and uh, er, uhm ...............................oops.


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Subject: RE: BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 12 Nov 11 - 12:40 AM

Where am I??? Where's my computer??

Gf.........ummmm...oh yeah... S


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Subject: RE: BS: Best of Rupubliclan debaits
From: John P
Date: 12 Nov 11 - 07:41 PM

Let's see . . .

We have a billionaire who buys his way into power.
We have fundamentalist Christian birther who doesn't believe in evolution.
We have a seriously deranged and paranoid woman who wants to start a theocracy.
We have a guy with simple answers to complex issues, including workplace sexual harassment.


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