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Subject: BS: A new(d) way Mud-post... From: Bobert Date: 29 Jan 08 - 07:54 PM What the hell... If Germans will pay $375 to fly nude then I reckon that Mudcatters will certainly cough up a mere $19.95 (includes shipping and handling) to become a certified member of the newly created Nude Mudcattters Asssociation, the NMA!!! You membership kit will include your personalized NMA membership card, an official "Post Nude" certificate that allows you to post nude not only here but at thoussands of affilitaed websites and if you sign up today, an opportunity to have your picture on the 2009 NMA Nude Calendar!!! Yes, folks... This is an opportunity of a life time so act today!!! If you purchase the same membership package in 6 months it will cost you $99.95, plus $9.95 shipping and handling!! So act now and save over $90!!! Call 1-888-GET-NUDE!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way Mud-post... From: Amos Date: 29 Jan 08 - 08:04 PM I take it you abandoned your candidacy, Bobez? Or is this a clever strategm to generate controversial press coverage? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way Mud-post... From: Bobert Date: 29 Jan 08 - 08:12 PM Fund raisin', Amos... I might end up havin' to go up against Romney!?!?!?.... Who, ahhhhh, BTW, with all his money ain't signed up yet... But he still has time... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way Mud-post... From: Beer Date: 29 Jan 08 - 08:54 PM Amos, the man needs bucks to continue in the race. Bobert, I think you should revise your prices and offer a choice of front, side, back, bottom and top view at different rates. This way you would get bucks from those who can and can't afford your outrages price. Beer (adrien) |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way Mud-post... From: Bobert Date: 29 Jan 08 - 09:18 PM Outrages, my boney hillbilly butt... I mean, you think that I jus' come up with this stuff by myself??? Sheessshhh!!! (But, Bobertz, you do...) Ahhh, forget that last question, beerz... Ummmmm, hey I got a Chimp to feed and rent to pay on my campaign headquarters in Raleigh, North Carolina... I mean, let face it... You like to get nude at the compudder 'er you wouldn't have stopped by... Right??? Well, what if yer kids founf you nude at yer compudder??? Any you without no "certificate"??? See what I mean??? Nevermind yer kids... Lets say that yer boss stopped by and there you were nude in front of yer compuddder and you ain't got no certificate??? Hmmmmmmmm??? Yeah, did ya' think about that... Well, apparently you din't give it a single minutes worth of thought... Fir a lousy $19.95, 'er about 1 lousy penny a day you got protection....Sheet fire!!! If taht ain't a bargain at half that price then they oughtta just shoot this ol' hillbilly... I'll buy the danged bullets, gol danged it... Listen, beerz... This is your last chance to save $80 and have the freedom that all good red blooded Americans have!!! Now if you can find a better offer anywhwere then I'll, ahhhhhh, get back to you on what I'll do... That's 1-888-GET-NUDE... |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way Mud-post... From: Beer Date: 30 Jan 08 - 12:00 AM I just sent you a promissory note of 3 empty cases of beer bottles. When I get a confirmation on your side I will collect some more and send them as payment |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Rusty Dobro Date: 30 Jan 08 - 04:13 AM |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Rusty Dobro Date: 30 Jan 08 - 04:14 AM Oops.... meant to ask: Exactly what kind of handling is included in the subscription? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 30 Jan 08 - 04:31 AM So what is that with the exchange rate at the moment? About 75pence? Hell, it would cost me more to post that amount so, I must regretfully decline. Besides, it's too chuffing cold today to post anyhow but fully clothed and with the heating on... even the cats have downed paws and taken to hugging the radiator - except the one who is welded to the bed. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: SINSULL Date: 30 Jan 08 - 08:11 AM Banjo players posting nude??? Those dangly bits are COLD! |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: jacqui.c Date: 30 Jan 08 - 08:11 AM Bobert darlin' You may not have realised this, but up here in Maine right now the temperature rarely goes much above freezing. Doing ANYTHING nekid demands a great deal of bravery! In the circumstances I will have to decline your kind offer. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Bobert Date: 30 Jan 08 - 08:46 AM Well, jacqui, it ain't gonna be winter forever and if you wait to puchanse this "introductory" package it's gonna cost you an extra $80... That ain't exactly chicken feed... 1-888-GET-NUDE... We do PayPal... |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Beer Date: 30 Jan 08 - 08:56 AM I'll never do pay/pal again. Got a donation of $500.00 yesterday for our festival. When p/p took their percentage I got $475.00 That was a shock but I guess I should have known that there is a cost for everything. Not meaning to detract from the thread but when you mentioned p/p I just had to say something. Hope you make a mint Bobert. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: MudGuard Date: 30 Jan 08 - 10:13 AM Can I get a "Post in Pyjamas" card? Or is it "fully-dressed" or "nude" only? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: jacqui.c Date: 30 Jan 08 - 10:35 AM Yep - I'd go for a post in pyjamas card. Any less would really frighten the dog! |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: GUEST,Shimrod Date: 30 Jan 08 - 10:44 AM Where, exactly, is one supposed to keep one's membership card? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Emma B Date: 30 Jan 08 - 11:18 AM I don't think I'm quite ready for this :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Bobert Date: 30 Jan 08 - 11:35 AM I recognize that, ahhhhhh.... Yup, one of our happy NMA charter members... |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Ernest Date: 30 Jan 08 - 02:06 PM Next thing will be Bobert selling second-hand clothes, I presume.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: GUEST Date: 30 Jan 08 - 02:26 PM Hell, I suppose that means I'll have to take my socks off. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: GUEST,oops Date: 30 Jan 08 - 02:27 PM Shit not only sockless but cookieless. Peace. Rustic |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Emma B Date: 30 Jan 08 - 03:56 PM does that include the mouse too? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Bert Date: 31 Jan 08 - 09:33 AM Too late man, I post nude already ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: George Papavgeris Date: 31 Jan 08 - 10:34 AM Bobert, I want to join, the fees are OK, and the posting too. I am worried about the handling however. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Newport Boy Date: 01 Feb 08 - 12:50 PM Bobert, if you can pop over to London on 7 June, you should be able to garner a few sales there. Details Phil |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: JennieG Date: 01 Feb 08 - 07:46 PM Bobert, is this in any related to The Temple Of The Golden Globes? Are you sharing the money with Amos? Just like to make sure before I send in any fee for handling, if you get my drift. Cheers JennieG |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Bobert Date: 01 Feb 08 - 07:52 PM I ain't sharin' the $$$ with nobody, Jen... It's all going into my campaign and boxes of bananas... Fir real... Sorry, Newportster, but my wife won't fly and doesn't do ships either so we ain't gonna make the bike thing but if yer there let 'um know that bikin' ain't the only thing that can be done nude, okay??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: JohnInKansas Date: 01 Feb 08 - 09:21 PM Just when you think you've found an honest politician, every $#!%#$@ one of them goes into their @#!!$+ "Fund Raisin" mode and starts wantin' to license and tax everything in sight.. Well I, for one, don't need no steenkin' license; and I ain't gonna get dressed just to sit at my computer to talk to Bobert if that's the kinda politics he wants to play. While I will confess to keepin' a smal towel (well, maybe more like a dishrag) handy to toss in my lap when addressing one or two of the ladies here - just so as immediate company won't misconstrapolate my intentions - there ain't no call for any kind of a coverup in any way related to what we once took to be Bobert politikin'. If'n the party don't get together on the straight 'n narrow, the main plank in the Bobert party platform is gonna be a two-by-four up 'gin the side of Boberts' ^%$@#!. John |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: GUEST,strad Date: 02 Feb 08 - 06:17 AM Is there an extra charge or a discount if you use your web-cam? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: GUEST,Murray on Salt Spring Date: 02 Feb 08 - 04:47 PM But what's all this about Germans flying nude?????? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Bobert Date: 02 Feb 08 - 05:22 PM Better be a long 2 by 4, John 'cause I'm 'bout 1800 miles east of you... Mathmatics, my friend... I'm purdy good at rithmatizin'... Might of fact I figured that if you could hit me with 1800 mile long 2 by 4 then just getting that sumabich wound up would take it over moose country so if it ain't too much to ask maybe you could kinda hook one of them by the antlers and bring on with the whup upside my head... We ain't got mo mooses 'round these parts and I think it would be a hoot to turn one loose on my local band of 8 pointers just to humble them a bit... Speakin' of humblin'... Yeah, sniff... I hate it that I gotta reduce myslef to such lowlyness to run fir president... You know, askin' folks fir money just so they can get nude with their computers... It is shameless and I haven't even gotten one check from my efforts so I think I'll give this another week an' if I don't get no campaign dough then run up my Master card... I mean, Chongo is eatin' a box of bananas a day... Sniff... I hate politics... I might go back to hillbillyin'... Lot less work and honest, too... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Peace Date: 21 Feb 08 - 02:03 PM No kidding? You mean you can help me get RICH beyond my wildest dreams? OK, Ducky, here's the deal. I'll trade you advice about grammar and in turn you give me advice about "our company offer you a Job". Tell Mr Williams I'm so happy about this I could crap blue. Tell me where to send my bank account number. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: MMario Date: 21 Feb 08 - 02:05 PM Peace - don't tease the trolls. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Peace Date: 21 Feb 08 - 02:07 PM Oh. OK. I was gonna send Bobert's bank account number, anyway. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Cluin Date: 21 Feb 08 - 09:22 PM If I join, does that mean I will have to hunt & peck when I post? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 21 Feb 08 - 09:42 PM Oh, dear. Do I have to leave off the feathers if I join? It gets a little chilly here this time of year without them. SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Joe Offer Date: 21 Feb 08 - 09:51 PM dang, is that what SRS looks like? I was going to insist that Max drop his plans for Mudcat Webcam if I was going to have to look at a nude Bobert on my screen, but maybe now I'll change my mind... |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 22 Feb 08 - 12:46 PM Oops. Photobucket dropped it. Probably shouldn't have saved it with the name "erotica," that was a give-away. Here it is on a different site. I try to keep the feathers away from the lens; they make it dusty. :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: beardedbruce Date: 22 Feb 08 - 01:16 PM " a lousy $19.95, 'er about 1 lousy penny a day " Let me see. A penny a day is $3.66. So where does the extra $15.29 come from? (418% overrun) Is this the level of fiduciary accuracy that your administration will be providing??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: beardedbruce Date: 22 Feb 08 - 01:25 PM $16.29(sorry- I never claimed that I could type ).... that means the "about 1 lousy penny" is more like 5.5 cents per day... |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Ebbie Date: 10 Apr 08 - 04:25 PM Bobert, the T-shirt I ordered from you never did arrive. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Bobert Date: 10 Apr 08 - 05:00 PM That's the point, Eb... |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Ebbie Date: 10 Apr 08 - 05:31 PM Now you tell me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Herga Kitty Date: 11 Apr 08 - 04:32 PM Nobody replied to Murray's 2 Feb query - I guess Bobert started this thread because of the media reports that a German charter airline would be allowing passengers (en route to their newdist colony holiday) to travel in the new(d). IIRC clothes were not to be removed until the plane was in the air, and towels would be placed over the seats for reasons of hygiene...? Kitty |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Bobert Date: 03 May 08 - 06:51 AM An' if that don't do the trick (trick, BObert???) then we have the good sh*t which makes Vioagra look like a placebo... And more mere pennies a day... For infomation call 1-888-LILHAWK |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: Cats Date: 04 May 08 - 05:41 AM Are you affiliated to Nude Morris Dancers [NMD]? If not, speak to Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: A new(d) way to Mud-post... From: topical tom Date: 04 May 08 - 12:38 PM I would pose in the buff but I don't want to cause Catters to leave. Perhaps from the neck up, a head shot? I'll charge less.Besides, this nude business-it's all in the head. |
