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Subject: BS: Pull my finger From: Raptor Date: 22 Jan 08 - 11:47 AM Made you look...... Thats the kind of day I'm having. Raptor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Jeri Date: 22 Jan 08 - 11:53 AM A little problem with beans? How are your birds? I ended up with bird feeders, and I'm a slave to the hungry little buggers, and IT'S YOUR FAULT!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Raptor Date: 22 Jan 08 - 12:04 PM You love it and you know it! How was your 2007 species count for your home? I got 69 species. Right now(lately) I'm enjoying both Pine and Evening Grosbeaks. As well as about a hundred and 40 Common Redpolls. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Jeri Date: 22 Jan 08 - 01:30 PM I only got 25, but the included a Bald Eagle, Indigo Buntings and the odd wild turkey. A bear (I'm guessing - it bent an aluminum pole to about 90 degrees), but bears don't count as a bird species. Right now, it's finches and chickadees. I should probably put a feeder in back of the house and try different food. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Raptor Date: 22 Jan 08 - 01:32 PM Very nice. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: topical tom Date: 22 Jan 08 - 01:50 PM Here we have starlings, bluejays, nuthatches, morning doves, cardinals, chickadees, titmice, sparrows and (not birds!) robber squirrels.We almost never see evening grosbeaks.I miss them. Raptor, way to get our attention!Consider your finger pulled. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 22 Jan 08 - 02:56 PM BRAAAWWWMMMPPP!!! (Sorry, I just had to do it before Spaw found this thread.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Raptor Date: 22 Jan 08 - 03:09 PM topical tom Where are you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Tweed Date: 22 Jan 08 - 03:37 PM Ramparee, you've opened the door for this disgusting tale That only yesterday I received in the mail. My apologies to all in advance. Tweed This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to blast them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his boxers and emptied the works into his shorts and crept out of the bedroom. Some time later she heard her husband awakening with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture, she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained shorts with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But, with the grace of God, and some Vaseline I think I got most of them back in." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: topical tom Date: 22 Jan 08 - 05:15 PM Raptor, I live in Quebec without being too specific. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Raptor Date: 22 Jan 08 - 06:05 PM You should get the grosebeaks |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: topical tom Date: 22 Jan 08 - 07:17 PM Up until about ten years ago we used to have large flocks of them. They are a neat bird with their bright yellow colouring.Then they simply disappeared.I may have seen one or two in the last years.I did see a tv programme,though, about a woman in Vermont who still sees and feeds many of them, but she does say that their numbers are seriously depleted. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: topical tom Date: 22 Jan 08 - 07:18 PM Sorry, I meant to ask you,Raptor, where are you living? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Raptor Date: 23 Jan 08 - 08:38 AM An hour north of Toronto |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: catspaw49 Date: 23 Jan 08 - 02:40 PM LMAO.........The two Google ads below are currently: Florida Bird Watching View over 200 different species of birds in beautiful Central Florida. www.lakecountyfl.gov AND Fart Ringtones Get fart ringtones. Complimentary ringtones! And btw, I have given up all references to flatulence in any way on Mudcat. Just got tired of the same jackasses bitchin' about it as I'm sure they were tired of the referencing. Oddly enough though they still bring it up with me and I have to instruct them to check all my posts over the past several months. I have fully kept my part of the deal. They don't seem to keep their own end but that's okay 'cause I notice many of their posts seem to disappear. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: wysiwyg Date: 23 Jan 08 - 03:10 PM Tweed, God love ya, man. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Jan 08 - 06:30 PM I have for some time seen the thread title, "Pull my finger", and thought, "What idiot started that one, I wonder?" But I couldn't be bothered finding out. It sounded too stupid. Then today I noticed it again, and I thought, "It's got to be Raptor..." I opened it. LOL! I was right, it was Raptor. What a dipwad the man is! ;-) And he still has not spotted the Ream-nosed Romflombler after all these years of birding... Spaw - Thanks, man. About friggin' time, is all I can say! Well, better late than never, I guess. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Raptor Date: 24 Jan 08 - 03:25 PM I resemble that remark! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Jan 08 - 04:24 PM Geez, man, I thought you'd never show up. ;-) How goes your day? Keeping busy? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Bill D Date: 25 Jan 08 - 08:37 AM It's too cold here right now to spot the Red-Breasted Bed Thrasher, but perhaps in Spring... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Raptor Date: 25 Jan 08 - 08:50 AM I'm so busy it stinks |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Jan 08 - 12:29 PM Regarding your finger...have you tried sticking it in a chipmunk hole? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Raptor Date: 25 Jan 08 - 03:03 PM I imagine that would hurt the chipmunk. You might like that sort of thing but I would rather watch wildlife not molest them. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Pull my finger From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Jan 08 - 04:57 PM You are a silly bastard. ;-) Did you know that? |
