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Subject: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Bob the Postman Date: 08 Dec 07 - 11:31 AM As a staunch advocate of affirmative action programmes aimed at promoting gay marriage in the illegal immigrant community, it is my firm belief that if there were a God, which there isn't, not even Thor, then He would hate English concertinas because they are rubbish. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Tweed Date: 08 Dec 07 - 11:35 AM .......Rubbish is rubbish is rubbish. hmmmm...Rubbish....what a weird word...wonder what the origins of it are... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Dec 07 - 11:37 AM Sort of like a rub? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: bobad Date: 08 Dec 07 - 11:45 AM God didn't make little green apples and it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Tweed Date: 08 Dec 07 - 11:46 AM Could be! "How are you today?" "Fine, but feeling a bit rubbish and could use a massage." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: wysiwyg Date: 08 Dec 07 - 11:50 AM Can you PROVE rubbish is rubbish? What if some starving..... ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Bob the Postman Date: 08 Dec 07 - 11:56 AM Enough of this thread drift. Please help me. I'm trying to remember a song my mother used to sing at potty-training time, something about a man with a hat and the words "doo dah" or, given the context, it might have been "poo poo". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Dec 07 - 12:03 PM Oh de crap down babies sing this song do doo, do doo, Oh de crap down babies sing this song, do doo do doo day. Oh the vent down south needs some emptyin' do doo, do doo So off wid de diapers, and fill that tin, do doo do doo day. That the one? G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Bob the Postman Date: 08 Dec 07 - 12:10 PM Thank you so much, Giok. Now I can include it in my set list when I headline the Awards Show. Unless Ralph Peer owns the copyright? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Tweed Date: 08 Dec 07 - 12:21 PM Ralph Peer? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: skipy Date: 08 Dec 07 - 12:26 PM \Frub"ish\, v. t. [See Furbish.] To rub up: to furbish. [Obs.] Thus to rub, to polish up for reuse or sale. Frubish is stuff that is found (e.g. in a skip/dumpster) & resold! Something I do nearly everyday! Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Bob the Postman Date: 08 Dec 07 - 12:34 PM "stuff that is found (e.g. in a skip/dumpster) & resold" Much as Ralph Peer (or his heirs and assigns) found and resells a good deal of AFM repertoire. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Richard Bridge Date: 08 Dec 07 - 01:34 PM Billygoats - my brother! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Peace Date: 08 Dec 07 - 02:13 PM How gruff! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: SINSULL Date: 08 Dec 07 - 02:24 PM rubbish c.1400, from Anglo-Fr. rubouses (1392), of unknown origin. Apparently somehow related to rubble. The verb sense of "disparage, criticize harshly" is first attested 1953 in Australian and New Zealand slang. Never thought of Oscar the Grouch as French. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: bankley Date: 08 Dec 07 - 04:15 PM ..."theres's no such thing as Mother Goose or nursery ryhmes" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: number 6 Date: 08 Dec 07 - 04:33 PM Oh yeah ..... I wouldn't be too smug about it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: GUEST,A Troll Date: 08 Dec 07 - 05:19 PM Who's that trip trottin' over MY bridge? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Dec 07 - 05:21 PM Great Big Billy-goat Gruff of course. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Dec 07 - 05:45 PM I thought Banoffee Pie was like Cottage Pie, only made with German train stations instead of cottages! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: gnu Date: 08 Dec 07 - 06:01 PM Tube steak? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 08 Dec 07 - 06:26 PM I'm not a troll, I'm an ogre! Ogres don't DO bridges. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Peace Date: 08 Dec 07 - 06:31 PM Angelica will be disappointed, Bee-dubya-ell. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Richard Bridge Date: 08 Dec 07 - 06:51 PM Beanstalk! Beanstalk! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 08 Dec 07 - 07:05 PM That's a pretty inviting Bridge, Peace, but we ogres stick with caves. And you know what lives in caves don't you? Cave women! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: skipy Date: 08 Dec 07 - 07:17 PM Ogres are like unions, they have layers! Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Peace Date: 08 Dec 07 - 07:40 PM Geeze, BWL, all I can say is FrAzEtTa. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Date: 08 Dec 07 - 08:40 PM Now when I was younger, a whole lot younger, my brother and I used to walk a quarter of a mile out our winding driveway to where the school bus would pick us up and deliver us to where we could be civilized. About halfway down the driveway was a winding stone bridge, built by giants with boulders, so my brother said, and underneath was where the trolls lived and lurked. Well, I never saw a sign of the trolls but I now have a very clear image of what a troll bridge looks like. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: frogprince Date: 08 Dec 07 - 09:12 PM Not all of them are under bridges |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Date: 08 Dec 07 - 09:15 PM Wow! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: harpmolly Date: 08 Dec 07 - 09:53 PM As ole Croc' Dundee might have said, "That's not a troll..." THAT'S a troll!" ;) Molly |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Date: 08 Dec 07 - 10:07 PM Molly, The "Fremont troll" ain't so bad, in fact he/she rather inanimate. It's probably been years since anyone's been et, except for a VW or two. I saw a troll on the knoll, Fie, man, fie; I saw a troll on the knoll, Who's the fool now? I saw a troll on the knoll, And he was looking oh so droll – Thou has well drunken and who's the fool now? Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: harpmolly Date: 09 Dec 07 - 01:47 AM LOL!! Love it. ;) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Dec 07 - 01:58 AM That's orcist that is... why can't the orcs get a thread? My sister really needs more exposure! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: jacqui.c Date: 09 Dec 07 - 02:04 AM My sister really needs more exposure! Liz - from what you have told me are you sure the world is ready for that? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: autolycus Date: 09 Dec 07 - 05:42 AM So far nobody's proved anything, given what i count as evidence for anything, and I'm not going to give MY dictionary's definitions for the words in my post. So you've all misunderstood it. Wonder what I can do for an encore. oh I know, troll again later, when nobody's paying attention. Ivor on a high (that should prob read 'on ahigh', but my disctionary goes wild at that point.)(as you can sea). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 09 Dec 07 - 06:55 PM Is a female Troll called a Trollop... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: harpmolly Date: 09 Dec 07 - 09:21 PM P.S. When I walked by the Troll on my way home tonight, someone had put a Santa hat on 'im. ;) Too cute! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 10 Dec 07 - 07:59 PM Round goes my wheel of torture, With little mice inside; I've found it's very funny, To watch them as they died. Of pieces there are plenty I like them best on toast, While I write my trolling posts While I write my trolling posts Trolling posts, (when I go) Trolling posts, (when I go) Trolling, trolling, While I write my trolling posts... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Date: 10 Dec 07 - 08:17 PM After the "The Smacksman": Coil away the troll warp, boys, let's heave in the troll; When we get our troll on board we'll have another haul; Straightway to the capstan and merrily heave her round, That's the cry in the middle of the night: "Haul the troll, boys, haul!" Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: GUEST,Neil D Date: 10 Dec 07 - 11:42 PM Does a troll live beneath Richard Bridge? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Dave Hanson Date: 11 Dec 07 - 03:06 AM English concertinas might be rubbish mate..........but they're ENGLISH rubbish. I'm a troll fol di rol |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: GUEST,Billy Goatscruff Date: 11 Dec 07 - 04:26 AM More to the point, has Richard Bridge got rickets? (foldy roll) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Date: 11 Dec 07 - 05:23 AM Trolling home, trolling home♫ Trolling ♪ Trolling ♪ As we go trolling home ♫ 5 no trump. G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: gnu Date: 11 Dec 07 - 05:56 AM Got any knaves? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Date: 11 Dec 07 - 06:12 AM I thought you knew Gary, the knaves are out! Well they are for you and I at least. G ¦¬] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:35 AM Maybe this parody will put a stopper on this thread: THE FINAL TROLL So pull away for the final troll - Sing haul away, my laddie-o, It's an easy pull, for the catch is small - Sing haul away, my laddie-o! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: john f weldon Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:45 AM I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a rhinovirus grows. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:51 AM Ibuleve for every little pain that calls. G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: GUEST,PMB Date: 11 Dec 07 - 09:09 AM A rhinovirus? Like a hippovirus? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: goatfell Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:05 AM the same goes for Banjos and Borrans, becuse the Devil made them and he does play the Fiddle. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Liz the Squeak Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:15 AM Scrolling through the threads, Reading down the list Out the spelling goes, 'Specially when I'm pissed. Enter button pressed, Insult pitched just right, Oh what fun it is to bitch And troll away the night! OOOOOHHHHHHHH Trolling posts, trolling posts, flaming all the way, Oh what fun it is to bitch and troll away the day HEY! Trolling posts, trolling posts, flaming all the way, Oh what fun it is to bitch and troll away the day LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:27 AM Liz- Very tasteful, and certainly in the spirit of this thread, and the season as well! You score well! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:29 AM Sort of Troll and Go Charley? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: autolycus Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:29 AM Another peotaster. roll of the folded. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: john f weldon Date: 11 Dec 07 - 01:28 PM Giok... That's for real??? What's the poor parodist to do, when reality runs so far ahead.... oh my... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 11 Dec 07 - 07:09 PM Been There, Done That! The Old Chat Forum had a Troll I'm not making this up you know... wait on, well, actually, I did! :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: gnu Date: 11 Dec 07 - 07:15 PM I forgot all about that, Robin! Thanks. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:06 PM Robin- Such brilliance should be flamed! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: MaineDog Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:12 PM :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: john f weldon Date: 12 Dec 07 - 08:50 AM One day, with little else to do I stumbled on the Mudcat Zoo Where many a pontificator Preached till two AM, or later! And so I took a turn to speak And give a gentle nasal tweak To those with outlooks spurious Which sometimes made them furious! Sometimes I found a harmless joke Would cause some Cat to fume and choke But now I think I've found a clue For dealing with the Mudcat Zoo When dishing out a tasty jest The ones who seem to take it best And chuckle at a jibe that's gentle Have monikers non-monumental Those with names like "Puke" and "Snot" Are usually a jolly lot. Quite unlike those who must proclaim Their fine intentions in a name! Yes, "EqualJustice", "SaintlyDove", Or "UniversalHolyLove" Are often somewhat paranoid. And ones it's prudent to avoid! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Date: 12 Dec 07 - 09:32 AM Trollin'! Trollin'! Trollin' the whole world 'round; That brown gal o' mine's on the Mudcat Line - And we'll troll the ol' thread down! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: autolycus Date: 12 Dec 07 - 10:22 AM Not 'peotaster' - poetaster - aaarrrggghhh. Anyway, I see no connection between all this versifying and 11/9 (as I like to call it), fundamentalism, the Near East (as I like to call it), the Shoah, or anything; innit. or whatever. So is it real trolling? Harumph. Ivor (short enough at least, to be a troll) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Donuel Date: 12 Dec 07 - 11:03 AM trollin trollin trollin keep those postins rollin trollin trollin trollin raw hide thru all kinds of weather flame friends and foes together keep those those postins rollin raw hide. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 12 Dec 07 - 12:48 PM This bloody site's a bloody waste No bloody use, no bloody taste It's all a bloody great disgrace, This bloody Mudcat. The bloody folk is bloody bad, It's worse than that, it's bloody sad. And bloody banjoes drive me mad On bloody Mudcat. I'll write it out in bloody verse - The bloody bullshit's even worse It bloody makes me bloody curse This bloody Mudcat. There's bloody Yanks and bloody Brits, And bloody Paddies having fits, It's bloody well the bloody pits, Is bloody Mudcat. The bloody jokes, so old they stink, It's driving me to bloody drink - And now it's on the bloody blink. That's bloody Mudcat!!! A variation on this timeworn classic |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: autolycus Date: 12 Dec 07 - 01:25 PM And the verse gets verse and verse. (Been waiting centuries to say that.) Ivor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Date: 12 Dec 07 - 11:12 PM This is rich stuff! Let's keep churning it out until people beg us to stop. Trolling up, trolling down! We'll all get drunk in Mudcat town; Twenty four hours to turn around, And go trolling down the river! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Beer Date: 12 Dec 07 - 11:37 PM Your all nut so it's said, you folks who post on his thread. I truly would like to get involved, but I smoke no more and that is all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Janie Date: 13 Dec 07 - 12:29 AM To "Ain't No grave" Ain't no troll, gonna hold my knee-jerk down Ain't no troll, gonna' hold my knee-jerk down when I read that trolling thread Gonna jump up out o' the bed Ain't no troll, gonna hold my knee-jerk down |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: autolycus Date: 13 Dec 07 - 01:32 AM and verse. I. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Date: 13 Dec 07 - 05:32 AM RIP Elvis C H Flintstone, the King of Rock and Troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Date: 13 Dec 07 - 03:19 PM What will you post, oh my dear, oh my dear? What well you post, Jennie Jenkins? What do I care, as long as it's here - I'll buy me a fol-de-roldy tildy-toldy, Seek-a-double, use a cause-a, troll to find me - Troll, Jenny Jenkins, troll! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Morticia Date: 13 Dec 07 - 05:25 PM http://www.flickr.com/photos/11901679@N06/2108906773/ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Slag Date: 14 Dec 07 - 05:40 PM As I went out for a troll, tra la, tra la... "Ask not for whom the bell trolls, it trolls for thee!" I'm on a troll now ("get off", she said). Rock 'n Roll, Trippin' Troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Joe_F Date: 14 Dec 07 - 08:41 PM When I was a troll (Caltech '58), I lived under DuBridge. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: GUEST,A nonny muso Date: 15 Dec 07 - 02:56 AM Oh when the trolls come flaming in, Oh when the trolls come flaming in Oh Joe, I want to be the one who roasts 'em, when the trolls come flaming in. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: autolycus Date: 15 Dec 07 - 04:26 AM So how do you persuade a. An Aries 2. Taurus 3. Gemini 4. Cancer 5. Leo 6. Virgo 7. Libra 8. Scorpio 9. Sagathingy 10 Capper 11 Aquarius 12 Pisces then? Ivor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Dec 07 - 04:33 AM Send them to an astrolloger? G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Charley Noble Date: 15 Dec 07 - 10:28 AM My ol' man's an astrolloger, what do you think about that? He wears an astrolloger's raincoat and an astrolloger's hat, He wears astrolloger's gloves and astrolloger's shoes, And when he gets home, he boots up the 'Cat, and trolls for the Astrollogy News! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread From: Slag Date: 15 Dec 07 - 02:54 PM Let's see???? I 'd get Aries' goat I'd BS Taurus Double up on Gemini Break the sad news to Cancer Lie to Leo Play Old Maid with Virgo Level with Libra Make a point with Scorpio Shoot straight with Sagittarius Cap Capricorn Waterboard Aquarius And bait Pisces |
