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Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: *daylia* Date: 18 Oct 07 - 10:57 AM Enjoy! (and if that one fails to please, try this) Have a great one, and many many happy returns daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Peace Date: 18 Oct 07 - 11:16 AM It's hell to be 97, ain't it LH? Happy Birthday ya crazy bugger. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Bobert Date: 18 Oct 07 - 11:19 AM Firget what Brucie says, LH... You don't look a day over 90... BTW, have a good 'un... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Emma B Date: 18 Oct 07 - 11:37 AM I just lit your birhday cake candles Many Happies "Em" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: katlaughing Date: 18 Oct 07 - 11:38 AM Happy Natal Day, LH! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Peace Date: 18 Oct 07 - 11:40 AM If you lit 'em all, Emma, I hope you notified the fire department first. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Amos Date: 18 Oct 07 - 11:50 AM Godammit, Leedle Hack. Of ALL the people I expected would transcend this stupid time-wheel game, I thought you would make it without question. Now, I find you went and "had a birthday". There goes all that fine talk about transcendant spirituality,man. Out the damn window. Well, I am not standing for it. This is just too, too much. Screw yer gawdamn birthday man. Pull yourself together and get off the goddamn wheel!! Jump off the edge of the Continuum!! I just KNOW you can do it. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: jacqui.c Date: 18 Oct 07 - 12:07 PM Many happies LH. Live long, die happy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: David C. Carter Date: 18 Oct 07 - 12:12 PM Time flies when you're having so much fun! Happy Birthday LH David |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: KB in Iowa Date: 18 Oct 07 - 12:20 PM Happy B-day, LH. Are you and Shane going out tonight? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: bfdk Date: 18 Oct 07 - 12:26 PM Happy Birthday, LH, from one dachshund afficionado to another :-) Best wishes, Bente |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Oct 07 - 12:26 PM I grok what you say, Amos. ;-) Yeah, man... God, I feel almost as old some days as Dylan looks in that Victoria's Secret commercial. He sure is a weird f*cker...I can't imagine why he did that commercial, but maybe he did it just to confound a lot of people. Man, talk about yer crazy videos...! Still, I look young. The lady at the hotdog stand yesterday said I look about 35 to her, 39 or 40 at the most. Mind you, she's had a hard life. Most of the 35-year old men she knows look like they're closing in on 50, I bet. I'm not gonna say what I'm closing in on. She said she's been telling her daughter about this "hot guy" who comes to the hotdog stand every now and then. "What...me?" I said, quite surprised. Well, y' gotta take compliments where you can find 'em, I guess... Every 12 months this keeps happening...the birthday bit, I mean...and it's more surreal every time it does. Sheesh. How the hell did you find out it was my birthday, anyway, Daylia? Only one person knew around here...only one...that bigmouth must have blabbed. I will see that he pays for that. Chongo's been lookin' for some action anyway. He's way short of cash, and willing to do just about anything to get some. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Emma B Date: 18 Oct 07 - 12:38 PM oooops! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 18 Oct 07 - 12:46 PM HA! Yer flippin' OLD, man! I'm, like, young and viral and atrak the babes like iren does a magnet! I'd wish you happy birthday but I can't flippin' see why. No babes, no beer. Youp[d be like me if the Greys hadn't fixed me up while I save the universe. You should try having a beer and maybe you'll flippin' feel better. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Rapparee Date: 18 Oct 07 - 12:47 PM If you're happy about it I guess I am. Considering the alternative you should be. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Don Firth Date: 18 Oct 07 - 12:52 PM Let the Revels Begin!! Or perhaps something a bit more lively. Or maybe. . . . Have a Happy, m'boy!! Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Tweed Date: 18 Oct 07 - 12:52 PM LIDDLEHARRHGG!! hAPpY BiRtHDaY!! YORES, TwEEd |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:01 PM Hey, Rapaire, the alternative ain't so bad as you think. I can say that, having lived a great variety of lives by now....but...I will say this: going through infancy and toddlerhood again each time can really be a bit of a pain! If one could just fast forward to the ideal age of one's choice... (sigh) Shane, you are an irredeemable pissant nimrod. You ARE viral. Thank God you have not succeeded in producing any progeny! Thank God for that indeed. One of you is about all the world can possibly take. Iron doesn't attract a magnet, you idiot! It's the other way around. If I had a beer here, I would use it as a paperweight or I'd give it to Chongo. I have a feeling that it was Raptor who let the cat out of the bag about my birthday. It has to be. Knowing what a sick bastard that guy is, I think there's a distinct possibility that he has told everyone around here that I know even slightly that it's my birthday, and that they are all planning to show up at my place after work tonight and yell "SURPRISE!!!" and descend on me like a pack of wolves. Shit. Time to board up the place, pop the dachshunds in the kennel, put a "Gone to Florida till Spring" sign on the door, and hit the flippin' road! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:02 PM Nice pictures there, Don. ;-) Who is that gal in the first one? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: MMario Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:04 PM Iron doesn't attract a magnet, you idiot! It's the other way around well - technically either can occur depending on the relative masses and other factors, such as wether or not one is free to move and the other fastened in place. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:07 PM I suppose. Shane is attracted to beer and babes. Does it necessarily follow that they are attracted to him? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: beardedbruce Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:24 PM Happy Birthday- And many more. Bruce |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: GUEST Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:34 PM Happy birthday from yet another dachshund afficionado from old Europe! Best Ernest |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Rapparee Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:37 PM It would probably depend upon their respective masses. Shane would be attracted to a great mass of beer, just as an infinitesimal amount of anything would be attracted to Shane. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Mrrzy Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:45 PM Hippo birdie two ewes, LH! Many happy returns! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: MMario Date: 18 Oct 07 - 01:50 PM LH - gravitationally yes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Ebbie Date: 18 Oct 07 - 02:10 PM Happy birthday to one of the most interesting souls around! And this is for you: |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Peace Date: 18 Oct 07 - 02:16 PM And where may I ask did you find a picture of my mother? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Ebbie Date: 18 Oct 07 - 02:19 PM Oedipus? Is that you? :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Peace Date: 18 Oct 07 - 02:19 PM LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Don Firth Date: 18 Oct 07 - 02:21 PM The gal in the first one? Afraid I don't know, but she reminds me of a gal I used to know back in the 60s. She used to hang out at the Blue Moon Tavern in Seattle, stoned out of her mind about 90% of the time. Isn't that Bob Dylan on her left? Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Bill D Date: 18 Oct 07 - 02:22 PM Now if Winona had been the model in the Dylan video, LH wouldn't even be here commenting, he'd be lost in phantasies. But corngradulations on making it this far, young feller....we REALLY old people think you're good for a few more. (pssstt...tell us how old you are in Dachshund years) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: gnu Date: 18 Oct 07 - 02:34 PM Drat... just in for a peek before getting back to work. I'll have to post snide and lewd remarks another time. In the meantime, have a happy eh! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: robomatic Date: 18 Oct 07 - 03:00 PM Be well, LH. Spot me a couple o' quid so I can buy you a beer long distance! Last week I bought a used book in Vancouver with yankee dollahs and they let me pay par! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: My guru always said Date: 18 Oct 07 - 03:13 PM Many Happies from across the pond LH, and many more! Hil |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Oct 07 - 03:16 PM I've just had an inspired thought! As a birthday gift to all my pals here I will post NO further posts to any political threads for the rest of this day. ;-) All righty, then! Ebbie...THANKS for the great Winona Ryder picture! Yowsa. Hubba hubba. Can't get enough of Winona. Bill - I think in dachshund years I am about...ummm...about 8 and 1/2 years. There is a dachshund here who is about 15 of those years! He is the oldest looking thing I've ever seen that can still breathe and walk around. Now I have to resume studying Winona. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: fat B****rd Date: 18 Oct 07 - 03:31 PM All the best from Dunfermline, LH. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: ranger1 Date: 18 Oct 07 - 03:41 PM Happy birthday! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: RangerSteve Date: 18 Oct 07 - 03:47 PM Thanks for all the entertaining threads you've started here. Steve ' |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Amos Date: 18 Oct 07 - 03:51 PM That last one, in Don's links, was taken at high noon on Saturday of the last Getaway, Little Hawk. See what you've been missing? And there's a rumor that your gal Winona and also Emily Robison ,the banjo player from the Dixie Chicks, are planning to come for the weekend this time... (Hey, if rumors are good enough for Karl Rove, they're good enough for me....) A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: treewind Date: 18 Oct 07 - 04:19 PM Hippy Burpday from me too! Anahata |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: GUEST,William Shatner Date: 18 Oct 07 - 04:42 PM Ah, George, you're still a young pup yet. Wait till you've had as many wives and birthdays as I have, then you'll begin to feel Bill |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: GUEST,Janie Date: 18 Oct 07 - 05:09 PM Happy Rebirthday, Old Soul. Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Wesley S Date: 18 Oct 07 - 05:13 PM What - The band Little Feat is having a birthday? Where's Lowell George? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Alba Date: 18 Oct 07 - 06:19 PM Happy Birth Day LH! May Your Day and Your coming New Year be filled with only the best that Life has to give. Warmest of Birth Day Wishes to You. Jude |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: alanabit Date: 18 Oct 07 - 06:57 PM Happy Birthday from these parts too. Hope there are many more to follow. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Oct 07 - 07:24 PM Whew! Raptor did not show up at my door with a mob of people. Things are nice and quiet out there. The dachshunds have eaten, and are lying about in a semi-comatose state. Chongo is oiling up the Thompson SMG and checking the bore. All is well. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: wysiwyg Date: 18 Oct 07 - 07:27 PM The doxies ATE you? Then it's too late to say Hefty Burpday? ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Oct 07 - 07:43 PM No, they did what every dachshund lives to do...they ate themselves into a stupor. Ah! The little rascals have now recovered a bit and are barking at some unknown peril out there in the darkness... Many idle threats are being hurled. Many vain promises are being made. ;-) There's a fat, hysterical Jack Russel Terrier living in the next property over, and he is now yelling back at them. A confrontation of titans! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Rapparee Date: 18 Oct 07 - 08:38 PM Thank goodness! I thought you'd written "the dachshunds have BEEN eaten." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Oct 07 - 08:50 PM Awferchrissakes..........How is it I've known you all this time and didn't know that your birthday falls on our anniversary? How dare you, you pathetic, miserable, broke-dick pissant of a mamalucca? Ya' gotta' lotta' damn gall trying to pull off something like that......But then again, you're a friggin' master at pullin' things off........So go pull yourself fartwad. Spaw IF this post satisfies Joe's requirement that every birthday thread is different, then go ahead and have a happy birthday. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 18 Oct 07 - 08:57 PM birfday greetings from Oz sandra |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: gnu Date: 18 Oct 07 - 09:05 PM Just checking in. Been too busy to come up with anything appropriately disgusting and lewd and I am just too tired. Been a long and weary day. Maybe later after I eat or tomorrow. Not like you are goin anywhere soon. In the meantime, Dale says, "Fuck man, Little Hawk's birthday? That's that there guy in Uppity Canada what knows Shane, right? Tell him I said fuckin HIGH, right? Eh? Ya oughta be fuckin high on yer fuckin birthday, right, eh? Oh, sorry man, I shoulda said flippin, not fuckin, eh, right, ya know, eh? Scuse my French, eh." Hey, I just report the news, eh. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Oct 07 - 09:20 PM Nice of you to log in, Dale. It's always a treat hearing from you. Speaking of "log in", did you know that Shane thinks that's a sexual expression? Anyway, rock on, Dude! How's the pickup truck doing? Say hello to the local cops for me, okay? Spaw, I have to point out that you left out the comma in your second to last sentence. The comma that goes just before "fartwad". Okay? Man, if I had known that your anniversary was on MY birthday, I'd...I'd...well, it's upsetting, that's what it is. It's unconscionable. It's scurrilous. It's unacceptable. It's non-Shatnerian! And I think something should be done about it. I'm going to contact the USA Bureau of Statistics and Records tomorrow and petition to have your dumbass anniversary moved to some more appropriate day....like February 30th. ;-) Anyway, have a good one, you old reprobate! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Oct 07 - 09:26 PM So far so good....looks like I am going to survive another birthday unscathed. 2 and 1/2 hours to go. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Amos Date: 18 Oct 07 - 09:41 PM Ha!! Did you see that??? Little Hawk has started exercising his second-hand lifted-from-me vocab!! He called Spaw a reprobate -- a term he had never imagined until the wisest being in all of Mudcat land applied it to him!!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Rapparee Date: 18 Oct 07 - 09:43 PM THEY are waiting for you to let your guard down. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Oct 07 - 09:48 PM I was already using the word "reprobate" when you were sucking morosely on your pacifier and rattling the bars on your playpen, Amos... ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Mickey191 Date: 18 Oct 07 - 11:07 PM L.H., Happy Birthday! May you live as long as you want, And never want as long as you live. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Gurney Date: 18 Oct 07 - 11:21 PM Get scathed anyway, LH. With bottled scathe, of course. Several happy returns. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: JennieG Date: 19 Oct 07 - 03:46 AM Happy birthday from Oz...say hello to Shane...I was sooo disappointed not to meet him on my Canadian holiday, he could have made this little Aussie one happy woman I'm sure! Cheers JennieG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Oct 07 - 06:56 AM Yeah. ;-) Well, I'm sure he would have been happy to try! It is now the next day, the sun has not risen yet, and I have survived another birthday. Many thanks for all the good wishes from folks here! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: *daylia* Date: 19 Oct 07 - 07:17 AM Well, I'm glad you're still on the planet and thankful to boot! And now that it's over, I'll let the cat out the bag -- I've known your birthday about as long as I've known you, LH, and that's going on forever. You told me yourself, many many moons ago. Oh, how could you have forgotton that rare and extra special asstrologically intimate moment we shared? How could you!!!! Flippin men. I'm devastated. That's it. To heck with you, I'm going out with Shane and we're gonna get WAsTed. In WAwA. Cya. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: *daylia* Date: 19 Oct 07 - 07:28 AM Oops, forgot (must be contagious). One more gift for you first. For the inside skinny on Dylan's songwriting genius, take a boo at this |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 19 Oct 07 - 07:31 AM Aha! I flippin' KNEW my lucky streak was comin'! Okay, Daylia, now that you have flippin' seen threw that sorry looser that don't even drink no beer and fixt yer sights on a real MAN that KNOWS how to get wasted, now here is the flippin' thing...I think yer gonna hafta get the space chuttle or somethin' cos I am out hear somewhere's by the 35th flippin' kwadrant past Drandomedda or somethin' here. Wait. I will see if I can talk aRtixes and the boys into makin' a quick visit to Earth. Yeah! Hang on, Daylia, cos the Big Dog is on his way, eh? - Shane |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Oct 07 - 07:54 AM Dream on, Shane... Yeah, Daylia, that's an amusing Dylan clip isn't it? I think he's somewhere in England or Scotland on the '66 tour in that one. Bob at his freakiest. ;-) Dig the hair! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: 3refs Date: 19 Oct 07 - 08:13 AM Hoping you had a Great Day! Taking in any of the Jazz Fest this Week-end? All the rooms in town are booked, so you'll have to make it home. Take a cab, I'd be more than willing and Able!!!!! Just ask for "That Fuckin Referee"!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Oct 07 - 10:12 AM It's the Jazz Fest this weekend? I'll be darned. Well, yeah, I'll probably get down there for something on Saturday, I guess. I hope the weather improves some. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Lonesome EJ Date: 19 Oct 07 - 11:34 AM "...and as they rode by, the hawk stood starkly upright in the field of grass and prairie dog nests. If he took notice of the passing Cheyenne, he gave no sign of it, but seemed sternly fixed on his mission. The wind rushed steadily through the grasses as it had the whole of the day, and some feathers stirred on his breast, but othyerwise he seemed immune to the buffeting. But then, as Blue Hand passed, the hawk leapt up, gave two strong beats of his wings, and hung motionless in the wind, hovering, and it was then that his eyes seemed to rivet on the eyes of the indian, and the hawk seemed to say 'you are capable of many things, human, but not this' and as the wind roared around them, the hawk continued to hang motionless within it until they had passed. They were well past him when, at last, the hawk turned wing-edges up, sailed rapidly back, sank, and stood again diligently at his post." Happy Birthday, LH. Hover happily. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: catspaw49 Date: 19 Oct 07 - 12:38 PM Aw c'mon Leej......Hover my ass......The guy is whippin' the bishop. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Oct 07 - 01:21 PM That's a beautiful piece of writing, L.E.J. I always say you're the best when it comes to western tales. I think you would give Larry McMurtry a run for his money, and your stories would probably not be so danged depressing as his are either! Ever read Elmore Leonard? Pretty good stuff. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: gnu Date: 19 Oct 07 - 05:44 PM L.E.J. is certanly a writer of note. Spaw, while perhaps not as poetic nor detailingly painting in his pallet of prose, is ceratinly descrpitive in his brevity. He came off that way to me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Linda Goodman Zebooker Date: 19 Oct 07 - 08:53 PM I enjoy reading your many posts. I hope you have a year of happiness. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Oct 07 - 11:30 PM Thanks, Linda. ;-) gnu - I have to agree that Spaw has a gift for brief remarks that are pithy and to the point. He has the common touch. ;-) Of course, so did the "Galveston Groper".... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Lonesome EJ Date: 19 Oct 07 - 11:45 PM Catspaw, I realize you fancy yourself a get-to-the-pointer, but I think its a bit low to bring up LH's little masturbation problem up in public. Despite the Shatner Shite, I've grown fond of the lad, and unless your think you can do better than the professional therapy he's already getting...keep yer dam trap shut |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Oct 07 - 11:48 PM Sensitively said, L.E.J., like a true gentleman. I will be satisfied if Spaw issues a full public apology, grovels a little, crawls, begs my forgiveness...that sort of thing. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: catspaw49 Date: 20 Oct 07 - 12:17 AM Perhaps you are correct Leej.........I will send the lad a birthday "Care" package with products he can use for his, uh......problem?......Was that how you referred to it? Yeah......okay, so I'll pack up some Nair to do away with the hairy palms and some Cornhusker's Lotion to soften up his hands.......Hate to see him get callouses on his willie. Should I include some porn shots of that skinny-ass Ryder girl?......Nah, he probably has all of those already. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Lonesome EJ Date: 20 Oct 07 - 01:24 AM Have you any candid photos of barnyard fowel caught in compromising positions? That, I fear, is his prediliction. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: catspaw49 Date: 20 Oct 07 - 03:06 AM Oh no.........Is he back to that? I thought he was past all that.........***sigh***..........Wait.....Tell me its just chickens.......PLEASE tell me its just chickens.......He's not into the roosters again is he?..........Last time he was wigged out on the roosters he was strokin' it so bad he damn near died of dehydration......... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: GUEST Date: 20 Oct 07 - 03:20 AM No, the poor bastard's on to the quadrupeds now. He has a sister that's normal, though, or so I hear. A fine freckle-faced lass with smiles a-plenty. Shame about the lad, though. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Lonesome EJ Date: 20 Oct 07 - 03:23 AM Sorry, that post above was me. I had forgotten to reset my cookie after spending a happy hour trolling among the serious folk on the top shelf. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Oct 07 - 11:33 AM Ah, yes...well, that's where the REAL perverts and closet weirdos all hang out, you know. On the top shelf. They hide their perversity behind their musicality. That's why I so seldom bother to post there anymore. I only make an appearance occasionally if there is a need to defend Bob Dylan's honor or something like that. Spaw, you have insulted Winona. That's going just a bit too far, my lad. Don't make me come down there to Ohio! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 21 Oct 07 - 05:30 AM Whoa! Nearly mised this one! Hippo Birdies Two Ewes! Hippo Birdies Two Ewes! Hippo Birdies, Hippo Birdies! Hippo Birdies Two Ewes! Greetings from Foolestroupe T.W. (MA)... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Lonesome EJ Date: 21 Oct 07 - 01:01 PM Hey, LH. I like Elmore Leonard. Just finished "The Hot Kid". Kind of Hemmingway/Spillane. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: GUEST,freda Date: 22 Oct 07 - 02:59 AM Happy batday, LH, & keep that music happening! (I hope someon was good enough to send you some fluffy lavendar bedsocks!) freda |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Metchosin Date: 22 Oct 07 - 03:25 AM A belated Happy Birthday to you Little Hawk. All the best! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Oct 07 - 12:32 PM Thanks! Nothing seems any different. The dachshund is still obsessed with food and life goes on. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Donuel Date: 22 Oct 07 - 04:22 PM Your gift is advance intelligence on the invasion. On the dark of the moon in about 5 weeks in November we will bomb Iran, Turkey will invade the Kurds and Isreal will attack Syria. Pakistan will wish to avenge the invasion and no matter whose nke it is....Pakistan will be blamed. Happy Birthday. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: MMario Date: 22 Oct 07 - 04:27 PM The dark of the moon in November is the 9th - which isn't five weeks away - but only a little over two. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Oct 07 - 04:38 PM Yeah, the next New Moon will be November 9th...about 3 weeks away, more or less. I hope you are mistaken about that, Donuel, although the general scenario as you describe it would not surprise me much. I've had better birthday presents. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Little Hawk From: SINSULL Date: 22 Oct 07 - 07:29 PM Happy Birthday, LH. |
