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BS: Kendall's had liposuction!

jacqui.c 15 Jun 07 - 04:39 PM
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Subject: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 04:39 PM

Absolutely true.

We went to Albany yesterday for further work on the vocal chord and the surgeon, having done some research on the best way to extract and reuse fat cells, called in a plastic surgeon to show him how to do liposuction, as this was considered a better method of harvesting for reinsertion.

Kendall now has bandage taped across his lower abdomen, makes him look a little like a sumo wrestler. The dressings come off tomorrow and we will see how much they took. (I'm dead jealous, by the way!)

Seriously though, Kendall's surgeon packed the vocal chord with about 30% more fat than was required, to allow for reabsorption. Kendall's on voice rest for three days and then to use his voice sparingly and gently. We go back for post op in about a month but should not expect too much for about six weeks.

We drove back home this morning, with a stop off at Cracker Barrel for Kendall to polish off bacon, eggs and pancakes with strawberries and cream - his appetite is still there!

Now we just wait and see......


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Becca72
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 04:42 PM

What a wonderful Father's Day this will be. All 3 of his daughters there to give him shit and he can't say anything back to us!! :-)

LOVE YOU DAD.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Severn
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 04:44 PM

His next album will kick ass!

He sings again! 'Tis truly the work of The Good Lard!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 04:47 PM

Should he ever need more fat, I've got a bit to spare....

Great to hear he's doing well. Give him another big slobbery kiss from me.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 05:14 PM

That's asking lots from Severn.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 05:18 PM

A tummy tuck? How vain. What's next, a butt lift?

Glad you are back and all is well.
SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Deckman
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 05:22 PM

Perhaps he should record his next CD on "FAT TUESDAY!" Bob


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Severn
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 05:26 PM

Hey, I can hope, can't I?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 05:29 PM

Becca.... hahahahahaha. Excellent!

Glad to hear things went well. Got me fingers and toes crossed for ya lad. Keep yer stick on the ice and don't yell at the ref... until the doc says ya can, eh!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Sorcha
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 06:06 PM

Ayy up, Cap'n. Jacqui, I do NOT want to hear what they decide to do with the leftover fat, OK?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Micca
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 07:06 PM

Sins, the only "Butt lift" is likely to be YOURS with the toe of the Cap'ns boot!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: katlaughing
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 07:07 PM

That's amazing...what they can do these days...no need for whale blubber now, eh?

Keep quiet...it'll be worth it!

All the best,

kat


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 07:11 PM

Hope all goes well for one of my favourite Banjo Borrowers ! Best of Luck Cap/n ! And if you cant actually talk , drop into MudChat for a natter .


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 07:17 PM

So in effect they took fat from around his waist and moved it to his head, huh?

Well, I hope it works!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: GUEST, Ebbie
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 07:28 PM

Hey, this is exciting news. I'm with all the others: I hope it works wonderfully.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 07:38 PM

I wish he had taken more, I still weigh 190 pounds.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 08:26 PM

OK, Kendall, now the WHOLE WORLD knows I weigh more than you do!!

(oh... oops.)

You could have asked me, you know. I'd be a donor for you. Hell, I'm a registered marrow donor, a whatever's-left-over-when-I-die-donor, why not take my fat while it can do someone some good!


Dani


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Alice
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 08:30 PM

Good luck! Amazing treatment.

Alice


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: RangerSteve
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 08:37 PM

Great news.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 09:09 PM

Dani, I just thought of at least half a dozen replies but used my better judgement and rejected them all!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 10:25 PM

marvels of modern medicine!

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Sorcha
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 11:07 PM

Eh? Kendall has 'better judgement'? Better than what?????

No, really Cap, good luck, I hope it works.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 11:11 PM

If it doesn't work, the additional fat will make him perfect for politics.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 11:13 PM

Kendall has no butt. Sorry Jacqui, I guess I should have left that to you. But his pants barely stay up...never mind. Oh dear, foot in mouth...
SIGH


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Ebbie
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 11:26 PM

LOL

The other day I was with a friend of mine who has successfully dieted off umpteen number of pounds throuh Weight Watchers. I told him, 'The next time we go to Costco we're going to look at some new pants for you.'

He shook his head. 'These pants fit,' he said. 'The problem is that I don't have any booty...'

Is that you, Cap'n?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Dan Schatz
Date: 15 Jun 07 - 11:32 PM

It's funny. I never thought of Kendall as "funky," but I guess now he'll be able to hit those fat notes.

In all seriousness, Kendall - you're an inspiration, and not just to bad puns. You're a true hero.

Dan SChatz


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 02:35 AM

Oh, Kendall, you didn't have to go through this, you only had to ask! I am considering forming a fat-donor bank for the purpose. All by myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 06:49 AM

How the hell did I get to be a lightening rod for this pack of wags?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 06:51 AM

Because you're you - you know you enjoy it. Anyway, if they're at you they're leaving someone else alone.....maybe!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 07:00 AM

You will no doubt recycle it in the fullness of time Kendall. At least Jacqui won't need to have the cellar door widened any more.
I would pay good money to be around the Morse Ranch on Father's Day though, just sitting here chuckling at the thought of it.
Give him hell girls!

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: freda underhill
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 09:24 AM

hey don't go yodelling yet Kendall - fat lot of good that would do..

freda


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Alba
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 09:42 AM

Thinking of you Ken Doll ma Dear.
Hold in there Jacqui, the unveiling/unwrapping could be very interesting! *grin*

Love to you both,
Judi


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: ranger1
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 09:42 AM

Better leave off work on Genevive for a bit, Cap'n. I know what you're like when you're in fix-it mode...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Becca72
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 10:20 AM

And guess what's the best part??? one of my sisters is REPUBLICAN!!! hehehehe.

Oh man, I have an evil streak. Wonder where that came from?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 10:26 AM

"How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
To have a thankless child! Away, away!"


Shakespeare's 'King Lear' [He had 3 daughters]

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 11:15 AM

Kendall-

Amazing! Good luck on recovery. I'll resist the temptation for more puns, but it's hard...

Cheerily,
Charley "Fats" Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Micca
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 11:16 AM

Kendall, remember your Kipling
" We can wait for our little revenges"
Stalky and Co.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 12:37 PM

Age and experience will out do youth and vigor any day.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: gnu
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 12:55 PM

Said the old bull to the young bull.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Becca72
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 01:04 PM

he forgets that he raised all 3 of us to be just like him...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Rasener
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 01:06 PM

Jacqui
Did they give you the rest of the fat as stock to make Kendall a lovely bowl of soup :-)

Good luck Kendall and hopefully you will be singing like a bird soon.

Les


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Megan L
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 01:11 PM

Ah so daughters come under the heading of Self Inflicted Injuries then :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 03:41 PM

Some do.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: gnu
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 03:58 PM

hehehehehehehe

He still loves you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: skarpi
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 04:17 PM

jamm Kendall , sing a song together , when we meet again
all the best to you my friend .
all the best Skarpi Iceland


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 04:40 PM

Villain - that would be chicken soup - we know that Kendall is no chicken..... but he is full of bull!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 06:12 PM

Young Bull: Let's run down the hill and do a couple cows!
Old Bull: Let's walk down the hill and do all the cows.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 07:25 PM

No soup - the evening of his op he had a heaped plate of angel hair pasta with scallops and shrimp and cleared the plate!

Today he

Washed Genevieve

Put new glass in a cellar window

Cut down some bushes at SINSULL's house.

He took the bandage off this afternoon, under the shower to make it easier and less painful. There's some marks but no real bruising although it's still sore.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 07:28 PM

The secret of being a good lover is learning to pace yourself. The old bull knows that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 07:35 PM

Oh yes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: MMario
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 07:42 PM

Jayzuz you two! I hear enough of that from my parents!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Ebbie
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 10:08 PM

What is Genevieve, Jacqui?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Fortunato
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 10:16 PM

Lip O'Sucktion. I think I knew her, casually of course. Of the Kilkenny O'Sucktions. Large girl, given to drink. I'm surprised Jacqui would tolerate such. You folks up north are mighty liberal.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 16 Jun 07 - 10:17 PM

You two, that is ENOUGH!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Jun 07 - 03:52 AM

Can I just go on record here as saying...

















Eeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! Get a hobby!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jun 07 - 05:04 AM

Hobbies are for ametuers. Not applicable.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Jun 07 - 07:00 AM

Ebbie - Genevieve is Kendall's beloved 1930 Model A Ford, upon which, with my whole hearted agreement, he lavishes a great deal of time and care. She gives him an outlet for a good cursing session (at which times she is known by her middle name, Lois) and also a good reason not to watch Court TV.

Most fine Sunday mornings we have an early morning date with the lady and take her out to consort with others of her kind, usually ending up with a drive out, in convoy with up to ywenty others, to a have a coffee or breakfast. We've also taken part in a couple of local parades, which was fun.

We found her stuck away in a garage for about twenty years and she needed a great deal of TLC to get her running and gussied up. She really is a work in progress and probably will continue to be so, but that is the fun of owning a car like this.

The name, Genevieve, comes from the British film of the same name, about a vintage car in the London to Brighton rally. I'm looking for a copy of that on an American format as Kendall has never seen it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Jun 07 - 07:10 AM

Try here Jacqui.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 17 Jun 07 - 07:14 AM

Jeez, I didn't start it, all I did was respond. I'll just get me hat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Jun 07 - 07:18 AM

To cover your response?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Jun 07 - 07:20 AM

Thanks Giok - I've ordered it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: karen k
Date: 17 Jun 07 - 01:50 PM

Good to hear the news. See you both at Old Songs. SINSULL, are you coming?

karen


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Greg B
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 12:42 PM

It's interesting to see the Google ads triggered by this
thread...

But "How the hell did I get to be a lightening rod for this pack of wags?"

Lightening rod? Is that what they use to do the liposuction?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 01:04 PM

and a heavying rod to put it in...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Greg B
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 02:06 PM

Those are dangerous Bruce--- there's risk of having
one's ballast shift, and of capsizing or being thrown
on one's beam-ends as a result.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 02:48 PM

My cargo hasn't shifted in years.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: gnu
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 03:58 PM

Of course not, Kendall. You are an expert at sea man.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 06:42 AM

Mmmm.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Becca72
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 08:51 AM

oh ick. there's 2 more years added to my therapy...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 09:03 AM

And mine Becca, and mine!
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 10:19 AM

ROTFLMAO


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 10:29 AM

"Seriously though, Kendall's surgeon packed the vocal chord with about 30% more fat than was required, to allow for reabsorption."

Was that "liposquirtion"?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Jul 07 - 06:58 AM

We saw the surgeon yesterday in Albany and, while part of the fat has been reabsorbed, the chord is thicker than pre-op. There is still a small gap right now but Kendall has been told to start back with speech therapy and see what results he gets.

If necessary this procedure can be repeated to try and give a bit more substance or they can try using freeze dried cadaver skin cells, which may stay in place and allow his own cells to grow round it.

Right now Kendall is up for any procedure that will give him a voice, so we will just have to wait and see what happens with the speech therapy. His therapist gets all fluttery when she sees him and is determined that he will get his voice back (we gave her a copy of Beginner's Luck so she knows what he lost) so he has a lot of good people on his side in this.

Continuing good thoughts please - I'm sure that they help!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Jul 07 - 07:04 AM

Rooting for you here Cap'n.

CADAVER skin cells???????????????

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Jul 07 - 07:13 AM

Yep - seems that they freeze dry them for use in cases like this. Not really much different, when you think about it, than taking the corneas of a dead person and reusing them, or even a heart transplant. From what I have read it seems that all sorts of body parts can be harvested, not just the major organs.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 18 Jul 07 - 07:18 AM

I just don't want to end up talking like Boris Karloff.

"They dd the Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash"...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Jul 07 - 07:44 AM

Boris Karloff was actually a very elegant and sexy man. He got type casted and it killed his career.9888888888uy7i says Alice as she walks across the keyboard.

ANyway, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted Boris was sexy.

Now for my first cup of coffee. Sorry for stream of consciousness thread creep.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: gnu
Date: 18 Jul 07 - 07:47 AM

Still sending good thoughts and prayers.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: beardedbruce
Date: 18 Jul 07 - 07:56 AM

So, SINS, did Boris ever play the banjo?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Jul 07 - 08:31 AM

He tried and failed, said it was the coffin in the audience that put him off, but really he a crypt picker.
Fangs and good night.
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 18 Jul 07 - 09:17 AM

lotsa' good wishes on their way

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: maeve
Date: 19 Jul 07 - 06:15 AM

Giok- Oh my...LOL x3

Kendalll and Jacqui- I'm glad to see this update.

maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: maeve
Date: 19 Jul 07 - 06:17 AM

Now please subtract one "l" from Kendall's name. Giok, that was your fault for making me laugh! ;0)

maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 02:46 PM

My speech therapist was explaining some of the problems with radiation, One of them is, radiation tends to make flesh stiff.
I did not respond, but she turned beet red anyway. Well, I guess I did smile a little.

What's happening here is the exercises that she gave me prove that my vocal cords are working, but they were out of service so long that the false cords took over, and now they won't give it up.

I may have to see a specialist in Boston.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: maeve
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 03:36 PM

"Goodbye girls, we're going to Boston"

Interesting, Kendall. Who knew vocal folds could have control issues?

When might you know what is next and whether you'll be heading to Boston?

maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Severn
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 03:42 PM

Kebdall,

You'll talk like Karloff so you can Boris to death?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 04:44 PM

I'll do a few more sessions with the therapist and go from there. I hate Boston, but I hate being all but mute even more.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: gnu
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 05:35 PM

".... the exercises that she gave me prove that my vocal cords are working,...." Well, I will take that as good news and a big step forward. Still thinking good thoughts for you and Jac.

Gary


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 07:13 PM

Yeah, Capt'n, when they get stiff sometimes it takes a "specialist" to work things out...

"I'm young and able
to buzz all night long
Yeah, I'm young and able
to buzz all night long
If you hear my buzzin' baby
there's some stingin' goin' on...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 08:34 PM

LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 08:39 PM

Mmmmmmm......


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 09:08 PM

Well said, both of ya'...

BTW, why do they call it "liposuction"???

Nevermind that one.... I know that there are kids dropin' in here all the time so they can do some homework report on folk music an' we'd sho nuff hate fir them kids to discover that adults have fun, too...

It would mess with their heads and in their revolsion they'd become Republicans, 'er worse, whatever worse is???

BTW, Capt'n... Hope yer doin' well with the treatments... (wink, wink)...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 01:58 AM

the battle of the vocal chords!

Round 1:

false cords 1 - real ones 0 (cos they're resting)

Round 2 coming up

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 12:40 AM

Kendall - it's great to hear you're battling on and embarassing nurses. Life loses a great deal of its fun when you no longer embarass hospital staff...

or shop staff...

or children (especially if they are related to you)...

or family members...

or anyone really!

(((xXx)))

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 07:33 AM

Liz - he has to go some to embarrass his daughters, although it can be done. They just counter by reminding him that they will be helping choose his nursing home........


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Becca72
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 11:11 AM

We're rethinking the nursing home, Jacqui. I think as the younest and only single daughter it is my duty to care for my father when he comes to that point in his life. Muhahaha...Wait til you see how I'm going to dress him...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 11:11 AM

And that's not fair! I don't get to choose theirs!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 11:25 AM

Becca! You are truly evil - I bow down to you. I can't wait to see him all dressed up!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Becca72
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 11:33 AM

I have to get back at him for the shredded wheat fields story somehow... :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 12:08 PM

Leave the Captain alone, you two! He always has a room or two at my place. I won't insist that he dress at all. heh heh


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Big Mick
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 12:29 PM

Knowing my friend as I do, I would suggest that the look on his face, when the therapist mentioned the stiffening, spoke much louder than most folks with no voice problems are capable of. I would have paid money to see his face.

Cap'n, always save one bullet. It is to be preferred over having Becca dress you. Should you decide to ignore this piece of advice. Becca, ...... may I be the official photographer?

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: MMario
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 12:38 PM

I've always maintained that Kendall could say more without saying a word then most people can babbling on for hours.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Becca72
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 12:46 PM

The job's yours, Mick.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 01:24 PM

The shredded wheat story? What was that?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Becca72
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 01:43 PM

You remember when you told me where shredded wheat comes from...the big rolled up bails of hay off in the fields...and I believed it until I was about 11...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: kendall
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 04:21 PM

hehehe

I'm sorry...snort!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 08:04 PM

It doesn't?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 10:13 AM

Becca72 what a diff oob is diff but same maybe see you at the brunswick thanks for your help .

deedee


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's had liposuction!
From: Becca72
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 11:15 AM

Apparently not, Sins...but I believed him.

then there was the streetlight fiasco...I have a lot to make up for in the coming years...lol


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