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Song Challenge: bring-your-own pepperoni
| Jack Campin | 25 Apr 07 - 12:44 PM | |
| Amos | 25 Apr 07 - 12:58 PM | |
| Georgiansilver | 25 Apr 07 - 01:27 PM | |
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Song Challenge: bring-your-own pepperoni
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Subject: Song Challenge: bring-your-own pepperoni From: Jack Campin Date: 25 Apr 07 - 12:44 PM Item in the news yesterday: a 35-year-old Polish guy went into a pizza parlour in London, and after trying unsuccessfully to break into the kitchen, jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and cut his own penis off. Singable scenarios that might have led up to that?... I am trying not to think of "Click Go the Shears". |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: bring-your-own pepperoni From: Amos Date: 25 Apr 07 - 12:58 PM His girlfriend told him: "You said it was hot keilbasa But it was only a dried pepperoni More like a cold cocktail hot-dog Than a love-hot Shetland pony." A |
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Subject: RE: Song Challenge: bring-your-own pepperoni From: Georgiansilver Date: 25 Apr 07 - 01:27 PM Here am stand in a pizza parlour, My mind filled with derision, I only wanted my foreskin gone, Yes just a circumcision. But sad to say I have some news, Please keep it though between us. The suresharp knife I deigned to use, Removed my poor old penis. |
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