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Subject: BS: Clinton,Obama and Edwards... From: tarheel Date: 19 Mar 07 - 11:23 PM Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy." If you are one of those 156 million forward this! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Clinton,Obama and Edwards... From: Peace Date: 19 Mar 07 - 11:26 PM Credit your source for FUCK SAKE. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Clinton,Obama and Edwards... From: Peace Date: 19 Mar 07 - 11:29 PM Chuckie's source. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Clinton,Obama and Edwards... From: Peace Date: 19 Mar 07 - 11:34 PM 'In a shocking new book by Kitty Kelley, acquaintances of President Bush say that when he was in the National Guard that he liked to sneak out back for a joint or go in the bathroom and do cocaine. Isn't that unbelievable? They actually found people who saw Bush in the National Guard."' (Jay Leno) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Clinton,Obama and Edwards... From: Peace Date: 19 Mar 07 - 11:39 PM LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Clinton,Obama and Edwards... From: Peace Date: 19 Mar 07 - 11:42 PM And one last laugh for you Chuck. Night night. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Clinton,Obama and Edwards... From: Ebbie Date: 20 Mar 07 - 01:26 AM That is so old, tarheel, I can't believe it you still find it funny. When I first heard it, it was about Truman. That shows how old I am-and that's OLD. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Clinton,Obama and Edwards... From: kendall Date: 20 Mar 07 - 07:04 AM I also remember it as a Truman "joke". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Clinton,Obama and Edwards... From: Stringsinger Date: 20 Mar 07 - 11:30 AM The names selected for this joke are interchangeable with the current crop of GOP nominees. There is becoming increasingly little difference between the DLC and the GOP. Tarheel, a lot of us don't think that joke is particularly funny. Frank |
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Subject: RE: BS: Clinton,Obama and Edwards... From: Don Firth Date: 20 Mar 07 - 12:30 PM Romans used to tell that about the Triumvirate. But, of course, rather than an airplane, they were aboard a trireme navigating shark-infested waters. Another oldie modified for modern times: They were going to put a figure of George W. Bush in Madame Tussaud's wax museum, but there was a problem in figuring out an appropriate place to put it. Some suggested that they put it beside the figure of another American president named George, Washington. But George Washington couldn't tell a lie. So they thought about putting it by another Republican president, Richard Nixon. Good idea, because Nixon couldn't tell the truth. Another idea was to put it by Reagan, because he couldn't tell the difference, But they decided finally to put it by the figure of Christopher Columbus, because Columbus didn't know where he was going, when he got there he didn't know where he was, and when he came back, he didn't know where he'd been. And he did it all with other people's money. [My idea, though, was that they could save money on the wax figure if they get Bush to just stand there on the pedestal (he'd like that) and try not to blink. I think he might be able to handle that jab. . . .] Don Firth |
