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BS: My take on horses asses...

Bobert 21 Jan 07 - 08:32 PM
GUEST,Dickey 21 Jan 07 - 10:01 PM
Janie 21 Jan 07 - 10:02 PM
dick greenhaus 21 Jan 07 - 11:30 PM
Scoville 21 Jan 07 - 11:51 PM
GUEST,Dickey 22 Jan 07 - 12:09 AM
number 6 22 Jan 07 - 12:19 AM
SINSULL 22 Jan 07 - 12:55 AM
Janie 22 Jan 07 - 06:24 AM
Scoville 22 Jan 07 - 11:42 AM
jeffp 22 Jan 07 - 11:44 AM
bubblyrat 22 Jan 07 - 12:26 PM

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Subject: BS: My take on horses asses...
From: Bobert
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 08:32 PM

Well, given the current dumbass thread by some true believer Bushite about "liberals" I figured that, hey, lets try the shoe on the other foot so...

...what about these so-called conservatives who are all for running the national debt up the flag pole and invading countries on a whim???

Yeah, this ain't about "liberals" per sa but about the friggin' hypocrits who say they are conservatives and bash folks who make them look like flaming friggin' liberals...

Yeah, nice to be an anon GUEST so one can just take a crap where ever one wants to and when you couple that with ***true believerism*** and ***blind*** loyalty to a friggin' moron then it is an insult to anyone with an I.Q. greater than a box of animal crackers...

I, for one, won't bring myself ***down*** to the level of GUEST here on GUEST turf an' so I've created this thread for progressives to bash back the horses asses...

Have at it...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: My take on horses asses...
From: GUEST,Dickey
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 10:01 PM

The Bobert's Vicious Stink Bomb Corporation speaks from experience.


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Subject: RE: BS: My take on horses asses...
From: Janie
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 10:02 PM

My horse's ass was pretty much the same as the rest of him--strawberry roan, about 15 hands high, swishy, chestnut tail, and a wiggle when he walked....:>)

Janie


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Subject: RE: BS: My take on horses asses...
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 11:30 PM

GUEST-
I have no way of knowing which of many GUESTs you are. For better or worse, there's just one Bobert here.


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Subject: RE: BS: My take on horses asses...
From: Scoville
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 11:51 PM

Janie--was it a Quarter Horse ass or a regular ass, 'cause you know there's a big difference. Those Quarter Horse asses are plumb spectacular. You can look at a three-week-old foal in a pasture and it's already got that ass . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: My take on horses asses...
From: GUEST,Dickey
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 12:09 AM

by Jay Livingston:

A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course -
That is of course unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse -
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse
He's always on a steady course
Talk to Mister Ed!

People yakity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day,
But Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say!
A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And this one will talk 'till his voice is hoarse
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this:
"I am Mister ED!"


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Subject: RE: BS: My take on horses asses...
From: number 6
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 12:19 AM

That was priceless Dickey LOL

biLL


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Subject: RE: BS: My take on horses asses...
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 12:55 AM

Did Francis the Talking Mule have a song? I much prefer him to Mr. Ed. Far more sophisticated.


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Subject: RE: BS: My take on horses asses...
From: Janie
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 06:24 AM

Scoville--Good question! The nag himself was a thoroughbred/quarter horse mix. I'm afraid the genes did not mix gracefully. But somehow or other they figured out they were all horse genes, and what resulted was indeed pure horse.

If all you saw of him was the ass end, though, you'd be thinkin' you were looking at a quarter horse. If you happened to be a fan of quarter horses, you'd a thought it a purty sight to behold.

Janie


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Subject: RE: BS: My take on horses asses...
From: Scoville
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 11:42 AM

Yeah, I once knew a Quarter Horse/Standardbred that looked like the definition of "spare parts"--Quarter Horse butt, Standardbred everything else. And of course Standardbreds are held to a speed standard, not a conformational standard, so he was really playing the "looks" game without a full deck.

Well, he was a pretty color, at any rate.


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Subject: RE: BS: My take on horses asses...
From: jeffp
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 11:44 AM

I think the main question is, "Why are there so many more horses' asses than there are horses?"


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Subject: RE: BS: My take on horses asses...
From: bubblyrat
Date: 22 Jan 07 - 12:26 PM

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