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BS: Are we Aunty Mary?

Big Al Whittle 01 Sep 06 - 07:05 PM
Liz the Squeak 01 Sep 06 - 07:09 PM
SINSULL 01 Sep 06 - 07:16 PM
Paul from Hull 01 Sep 06 - 07:16 PM
Dave the Gnome 01 Sep 06 - 07:34 PM
fat B****rd 02 Sep 06 - 03:36 AM
John MacKenzie 02 Sep 06 - 05:11 AM
Splott Man 04 Sep 06 - 06:46 AM
John MacKenzie 04 Sep 06 - 06:55 AM
Emma B 04 Sep 06 - 07:03 AM
Mrs.Duck 04 Sep 06 - 07:07 AM
gnu 04 Sep 06 - 02:33 PM
John MacKenzie 04 Sep 06 - 02:49 PM
Liz the Squeak 04 Sep 06 - 03:25 PM
Jerry Rasmussen 04 Sep 06 - 04:10 PM
Big Al Whittle 05 Sep 06 - 04:05 AM
GUEST,Mrr 05 Sep 06 - 02:03 PM
Severn 05 Sep 06 - 02:31 PM
Tootler 05 Sep 06 - 07:07 PM
Big Mick 05 Sep 06 - 07:11 PM
Mo the caller 06 Sep 06 - 10:10 AM
Big Al Whittle 06 Sep 06 - 10:27 AM
GUEST,Mrr 06 Sep 06 - 03:56 PM
fat B****rd 06 Sep 06 - 03:58 PM
Bill D 06 Sep 06 - 04:46 PM
Liz the Squeak 06 Sep 06 - 05:15 PM
Bunnahabhain 07 Sep 06 - 07:02 AM
GUEST,Mrr 07 Sep 06 - 09:16 AM
GUEST,Partridge 11 Sep 06 - 01:16 AM
fat B****rd 11 Sep 06 - 01:59 PM
Rapparee 11 Sep 06 - 02:56 PM

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Subject: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 07:05 PM

I find it hard to commit on this one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 07:09 PM

I have not now, nor ever had a canary.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: SINSULL
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 07:16 PM

I am Auntie Mary to some, Aunty SINS to others. Is there a problem?


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 07:16 PM

You leave our Mary out of this...


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 07:34 PM

My niece once rang me and said "Is that my uncle Dave?"

She got very confused when I replied "Well, it depends who that is..."

She was only 11 at the time.

:D (tG)


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: fat B****rd
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 03:36 AM

My body is my head isn't.

Think "apples and pears"


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 05:11 AM

I prefer to think of myself as more of a Tia Maria sort of guy!
G ☻


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Splott Man
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 06:46 AM

No I'm pro Mary


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 06:55 AM

Is that Mary the pro from Tiger Bay?
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Emma B
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 07:03 AM

Anty Mary from Manchester


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 07:07 AM

I'm Auntie Jane Mary


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: gnu
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 02:33 PM

I always was. She was a crusty, crabby, extremely bossy, miserable bitch. We used to call her Aunt Contrary. Even Gramps could barely stand her. Hehehehe.... she wrote a rather good and successful cookbook and thought she was God's gift to the kitchen. I'll never forget the day she cleaned Gramps' iron frying pan, which he had cooked with for over 60 years, with soap and an SOS pad. He threw in out the back door, went out and bought a new one, and told her to stay out of his kitchen forever.


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 02:49 PM

Bloody right too, what idiot does that to a well seasoned cast iron pan, sheesh!
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 03:25 PM

Er...... I could name an idiot who would do that to a proper cast iron skillet, but I have to live with him, so I won't.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 04:10 PM

Funny to see this thread. When my sons were little, their Grandmother Mary used to send regular postcards to us. They went something like this:

Dear Jerry and boys:

Yesterday my sister Edna had to be taken to the hospital with an irregular heartbeat. She's in intensive care now. Her son Ronnie hit a deer driving his pickup truck and totaled his truck. Joanne's shingles have been acting up again and she can't leave the house. I wanted to go over to see her but my arthritis is so bad that I can't drive, and my car has a flat tire.

Hope all is well with you,

Love, Mary

We used to kid about those postcards and make ones up like this one.
The funny thing is, as we get older, we ARE becoming Aunt Mary, or Granmother Mary. I was talking with an old friend of mine the other day, who I've known since pe-school days (back when there was no such thing as pre-school.) He was laughing about his conversations with all of his friends and all they do is compare health problems.
I mean, how long can you deal with conversations about hernias, shingles and prostate glands?

Oh, by the way... I'm feeling fine.

Thanks for asking..

Jerry


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 04:05 AM

only in the same sense that we are aunty aircraft....


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 02:03 PM

I'm thinking apples and pears, and butcher's hooks, and it isn't helping!


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Antsy Mary?
From: Severn
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 02:31 PM

Are we against killing outright, are we only Anti-Maim?


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Tootler
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 07:07 PM

I have some dots for a tune called "Aunty Mary's Canadian Jig".


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Big Mick
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 07:11 PM

I remember when Sins used to make me wear a dirty ripped t-shirt and call her Auntie Mary wh .......... never mind.

LOL.

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Mo the caller
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 10:10 AM

There's a square dance called 'Auntie Mary's apple pie' if that helps


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 10:27 AM

everything helps


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 03:56 PM

Hairy? Merry? ???!?


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: fat B****rd
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 03:58 PM

Nearly, Guest. Hairy.....apples and pears........geddit ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 04:46 PM

Is this one of those tedious only-clear-to-certain-classes-of-Brits rhyming slang games?


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 05:15 PM

So it's like being Uncle Dick?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 07:02 AM

I think it's like the rules, but for a different group of people.



The Rules.

1. You make up the rules, as you see fit.

2. No Man is allowed to find out, know, or understand the rules.

3. If he does find them out, you must change them there and then.


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 09:16 AM

Rule 6: There is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Rule 6.


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: GUEST,Partridge
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 01:16 AM

I googled for an Aunt Mary and got this interesting one

Aunt Mary

Pat x


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: fat B****rd
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 01:59 PM

Didja know that the word slang is an abbreviation for Secret LANGuage ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Are we Aunty Mary?
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 02:56 PM

None of my aunts were named Mary. One grandmother, yes, but I didn't know that until after she'd died. She got an invitation to my wedding and the next day she dropped dead. I do not think that the two events were connected, however.


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