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Subject: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Jul 06 - 07:07 PM Would it have gone ten rounds? Would Ali have won by a TKO? Would Allen have talked his way out of a TKO and won by using clever allegorical quips? What basic tactics would each fighter have used? How many blows would have been struck? Would Woody Allen have kept yelling "DI-AAAAAANNNNE!" over and over again after it was finished, and the excited crowd was milling around the ring? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: Peace Date: 07 Jul 06 - 07:11 PM Someone would have died laughing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: gnu Date: 07 Jul 06 - 07:15 PM Everything you ever wanted to know about boxing but were afraid to ask? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: GUEST,Rapaire Date: 07 Jul 06 - 08:59 PM Why would he do that? Ali's only about 15 and she's still in high school, fergodssake! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: Bobert Date: 07 Jul 06 - 09:18 PM We woulda have missed some fine movies... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: Jack the Sailor Date: 07 Jul 06 - 09:20 PM What if Woody Allen had testicles? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: Bobert Date: 07 Jul 06 - 09:24 PM Not too sure you want to take that path, JtS.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: Jack the Sailor Date: 07 Jul 06 - 10:00 PM What if Woody Allen had a box? to stand on? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: catspaw49 Date: 07 Jul 06 - 10:03 PM After he was boxed would he be shipped UPS or FedEx? COD? And to where? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Jul 06 - 10:06 PM Will someone please answer the list of questions in the first post? Spaw? Someone? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: Peace Date: 07 Jul 06 - 10:12 PM Would it have gone ten rounds? >> Ali was a Muslim, He didn't drink. Wouldn't even have gone one round. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Jul 06 - 10:17 PM Hmmm. Yeah. And Woody Allen is a Jew. He's about as Jewish as it can possibly get. That would have made for a real "grudge match", I guess. Imagine the pre-fight publicity! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: catspaw49 Date: 07 Jul 06 - 10:17 PM Ali would have sent in his buddy Howard as a second and he and Woody, being friends would have wittied each other into a complete stupor. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: Little Hawk Date: 07 Jul 06 - 10:19 PM I'm thinking that Woody would have had a fighting chance to talk Ali into a stupor...if he stayed conscious long enough to manage it. It would have required some very fancy footwork, and a whole lot of whining and kvetching. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: Peace Date: 07 Jul 06 - 10:54 PM "What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen?" And mailed him where? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: Peace Date: 07 Jul 06 - 11:03 PM Do you think Ali woulda messed with him? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: GUEST Date: 08 Jul 06 - 01:31 PM Woody would have started dating Ali's daughter. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: Bill D Date: 08 Jul 06 - 02:08 PM What if there were no rhetorical questions? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What if Ali had boxed Woody Allen? From: Peace Date: 08 Jul 06 - 04:31 PM If there were no rhetorical questions, then erotema would be out of a job. |
