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Subject: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: catspaw49 Date: 11 Jun 06 - 06:37 PM I have noticed a difference in Joe lately and whether its a seasonal thing or perhaps something specific affecting his life. it bothers me that there is indeed a change. Joe has often enjoyed the fun around here but has rarely instigated it himself or said anything untoward in any way. Shambles pushed him to the limit I know but even then he maintained restraint in my opinion. Now it seems that he is behaving in a manner that is totally out of character for him. I have noticed this in several of his posts but today I ran across the following: ********************************************************************** Subject: RE: BS: McDonald's or Burger King From: Joe Offer - PM Date: 11 Jun 06 - 10:12 AM test message --- help me a goat is eating my genitals ********************************************************************** I don't know what has brought this on but I want Joe to know I support him in whatever it is he is trying to do. Maybe he's just going for a little "looser" image or something. I can get with that certainly................But Joe, and I am serious here, if you're having some other issues let us help out. We're all with you Joe. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Peace Date: 11 Jun 06 - 06:38 PM It was a typo. He meant to say Geritol. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: catspaw49 Date: 11 Jun 06 - 06:39 PM Ya' know, I hadn't thought of that. Maybe that's the whole thing in a nutshell......a typo. Then again maybe he's whacked out......... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: The Shambles Date: 11 Jun 06 - 06:45 PM Speculating on the mental health of any fellow poster is perhaps not something our forum is best suited for. Most of us would not generally consider speculating on a fellow poster's physical health to be a matter for humour - perhaps we should consider metal health in the same way? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Jun 06 - 06:57 PM Perhaps so. I have frankly been concered for the mental health of at least half the members of this forum for some time, myself included, and that's about all I have to say about it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 11 Jun 06 - 07:00 PM This is a case for Animal Rescue... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: John O'L Date: 11 Jun 06 - 07:04 PM I dunno Spaw, it sounds to me like a cry for help. I think there's a goat eating his gentals. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: GUEST Date: 11 Jun 06 - 07:09 PM ...........with the "special sauce"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 11 Jun 06 - 07:10 PM "Most of us would not generally consider speculating on a fellow poster's physical health to be a matter for humour - perhaps we should consider metal health in the same way? " Yeah guys, let's be Gental... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: wysiwyg Date: 11 Jun 06 - 07:17 PM It's a clear effort to proselytize AND to say the sky is falling (duh, RAPTURE portents), because why ELSE would a goat eat a Gentile? Dontcha know goats and sheep are very different creatures Biblically and that GOAT is a loaded, pejorative code word? ~Susan |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: GUEST Date: 11 Jun 06 - 07:20 PM Good one, Susan! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Don Firth Date: 11 Jun 06 - 07:20 PM I recall an incident in which a couple of ungrateful and greedy siblings tried to have their aging mother locked away in an asylum so they could take over her property. The matter came to court. The children's attorney pointed to the fact that the mother seemed to be emotionally disturbed. The mother's attorney countered by saying, "Her children are trying to lock her away in an asylum and rob her. Of course she's emotionally disturbed! Wouldn't you be!??" The judge ruled in the woman's favor and the kids were sent packing. Now, by the same token, if a goat is eating Joe's genitals, it's not all that surprising that he might be a bit upset. Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Jeri Date: 11 Jun 06 - 07:20 PM Did Shambles just make a funny!? Yes, I saw the post in question. I even saw it before the part about the goat and Joe's parts was added. It's a good thing the goat wasn't eating his gentiles. I'd guess that there would be a lot more chewing than you get with lions. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: wysiwyg Date: 11 Jun 06 - 07:24 PM And eeeew, the cud! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 11 Jun 06 - 07:35 PM There's a very simple explanation. You see, within the Royal Court of King khandu of Mississippi, Joe Offer holds the rank of First Duck of Pelahatchee. Pelahatchee, Mississippi is not a very exciting place with the exception of one evening in August when it plays host to the infamous Pelahatchee Goat Now, one of the responsibilities of the First Duck of Pelahatchee (in fact, damned near his only responsibility) is to emcee the Pelahatchee Goat Bee-dubya-ell Official Poet Lariat - Court of King khandu of Mississippi Knower of Things - Court of King khandu of Mississippi Knower of Pigshit - Court of King khandu of Mississippi Official Holder of The Sanctimonious Pipe |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Tannywheeler Date: 11 Jun 06 - 08:16 PM Trust Bee-dubya to explain thoroughly. Ain't it a vicarious thrill to know that a 'Catter's responsible for the important jobs in Em-ahdubless-ahdubless-ahdubl-pee-ah. (personal opinion: everyone who comes to The Cafe wants Joe O. to be well and happy.) Tw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: number 6 Date: 11 Jun 06 - 08:39 PM I dunno ... I feel for the guy, after all he's being castrated by a goddamned goat! sIx |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 11 Jun 06 - 09:21 PM It has occurred to me that there may be some of you who don't quite grasp how First Duck Joe Offer's job as emcee of the Pelahatchee Goat Bee-dubya-ell Lubricator of the Royal Spatula - Court of King khandu of Mississippi |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: GUEST,Art Thieme Date: 11 Jun 06 - 09:45 PM Be careful. Be very very careful!! Remember what a damn goat did to the Cubs--for far less!!!! Art |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 11 Jun 06 - 09:51 PM BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health BS: Does anyone here know more about this? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: katlaughing Date: 11 Jun 06 - 09:57 PM that's the whole thing in a nutshell His nuts have shells? Had to get a goat to crack 'em? Say it ain't so, Joe?! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 11 Jun 06 - 10:04 PM Gonna get spanked for sure... BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health BS Suicide - an act of war? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Ebbie Date: 11 Jun 06 - 10:38 PM I read it as 'heath' and so I think Spaw referenced Joe's fantasy romps on Scotland's isolated and lonely moors. (See who read all those stories?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Rasener Date: 12 Jun 06 - 03:06 AM Have you not thought that Joe might be lying in a field dying from Bollocklessitus. I think the Flying Gooly Helicopter should be sent out to search for him. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Mo the caller Date: 12 Jun 06 - 03:51 AM Gin Gan Gooli |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Mr Fox Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:13 AM Strawberry mousse!..........................They're all quite mad, you know! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 12 Jun 06 - 08:06 AM Statistics prove that this has become the Number One Most Watched Thread on Mudcat... Lies! Damned Lies! Statistics! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Georgiansilver Date: 12 Jun 06 - 08:15 AM O.K O.K so you all gas on whilst poor Joe gets his genitals chewed off. Has anybody attempted to rescue the poor guy, or the goat for that matter? Sorry Joe did you say it was a nanny or a Billy goat? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 12 Jun 06 - 08:26 AM The Goats' name was Joe Blow... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Rasener Date: 12 Jun 06 - 08:30 AM Who you gonna call "Goatbusters" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: John MacKenzie Date: 12 Jun 06 - 09:01 AM I thought we hadn't heard from Caprine Uno for a while! G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: GUEST Date: 12 Jun 06 - 10:38 AM gentiles surely not. It must be christian, you know the son the father and the holy goats. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Divis Sweeney Date: 12 Jun 06 - 10:39 AM Joe is in fine form. Got a nice pm from him last Saturday and he is a gentleman as always. Seamus |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Jun 06 - 10:42 AM But this has been since then Divis. I've known Joe since '98 and I tell ya' he has sometimes behaved oddly but this is really out of character for him and I am worried! He hasn't even checked in to allay our fears. Maybe a phone call would be good.............. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Amos Date: 12 Jun 06 - 10:42 AM Don't be fooled. Remember the sad tale of Doctor Miner, a majopr contributor to the Oxford English dioctionaryu, who turned out to be a mad man corresponding from an asylum. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Donuel Date: 12 Jun 06 - 10:56 AM don't knock it till you've tried it. In my experience every majopr contributor to dictionaryus is a tad quirky. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Wesley S Date: 12 Jun 06 - 10:58 AM Y'all are worried about JOE ?? I'm worried about the goat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Jun 06 - 11:08 AM That's certainly something to consider Wesley. Poor thing is probably starving to death and searching for a real meal and not just an appetizer.................. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Wesley S Date: 12 Jun 06 - 11:28 AM Goats don't eat nuts unless they have been exposed for everyone to see. Now if they were out in the open - who can blame the goat?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Rasener Date: 12 Jun 06 - 11:46 AM I think Goats prefer Swedish Meat Balls, not American :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Joe Offer Date: 12 Jun 06 - 11:48 AM Hmmmmm. Maybe I should be concerned about my mental health, too. Did I type THAT?? -Joe Offer, with genitals intact, last time I looked- |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: GUEST Date: 12 Jun 06 - 11:49 AM I am wondering if Joe's Goat-nads caused any indigestion - either for Joe or the Goat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: SINSULL Date: 12 Jun 06 - 12:38 PM "Did I type that?" Either he is just checking to see if anyone is reading his posts or Alzheimer's... Of course he could be sniffing the glue pots again. Or maybe it is all an allegory. Who is the goat? What are his balls? Why does he need help? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: MMario Date: 12 Jun 06 - 12:41 PM YOu say the goat is an alligator? Now that is worrying! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: John MacKenzie Date: 12 Jun 06 - 12:55 PM Make a nice purse, the alligator not the testes! G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Big Mick Date: 12 Jun 06 - 01:18 PM Yep, Giok. The trouble with making purses out of testes is that if you rub them the handle turns into a travel trunk. Mick |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Peace Date: 12 Jun 06 - 01:22 PM But then the purse may turn back into a sow's ear. The whole animal kingdom could end up involved in this. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Rasener Date: 12 Jun 06 - 01:35 PM Sounds like this thread should be transfered to the Harry Potter thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Little Hawk Date: 12 Jun 06 - 01:39 PM I think it is the goat's mental health that should be called into question here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Ebbie Date: 12 Jun 06 - 01:42 PM Pay attention here: If anyone knows goats, it's Little Hawk. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: John MacKenzie Date: 12 Jun 06 - 02:20 PM Whatever floats his goat! G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Rasener Date: 12 Jun 06 - 02:24 PM Maybe Joe can be found here http://www.berylthegoat.co.uk/forum/ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Tannywheeler Date: 12 Jun 06 - 02:28 PM Well, Joe, with friends like these you don't need enemas. Tw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: John MacKenzie Date: 12 Jun 06 - 02:54 PM Does that mean he won't have any more kids? G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Rasener Date: 12 Jun 06 - 03:08 PM I am sure Nanny would like more grandchildren |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 12 Jun 06 - 03:57 PM AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! Major faux pas... Joe Offer is not the First Duck of Pelahatchee. There is no First Duck of Pelahatchee. Joe is the Third Duck of Pelahatchee. Tweed is the First Duck, and the Seat of the First Duckdom is Tupelo. I apologize for the error. Bee-dubya-ell - Fupped Duck of Biloxi |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Peace Date: 12 Jun 06 - 04:00 PM THE Biloxi where pretty girls are swimming in the sea?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: number 6 Date: 12 Jun 06 - 04:40 PM THE Biloxi ... The stars can see Biloxi sIx |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Liz the Squeak Date: 12 Jun 06 - 05:24 PM Funnily enough... the first thing that Kendall did in my house was reach for the nuts... perhaps there's something about them 'Murikins' and nuts..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 12 Jun 06 - 05:46 PM During the first days of Expo88, I noticed that there were coin purses on sale made from delicate parts of kangaroos, but then I could never find any again... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Peace Date: 12 Jun 06 - 05:57 PM Kangaroos scarce in Australia? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Joe Offer Date: 12 Jun 06 - 05:57 PM Damn. I would swore I typed testING, not testES... I'm so embarrassed. How am I ever going to live this down? -Joe- |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:09 PM Hey Fool........I know I keep saying this, but there is virtually nothing that someone can bring up anymore that hasn't been discussed here before.......and that includes such items as dental dams and kangaroo scrotums. I can find the reference to them in a thread from 2001 but not the thread where it first came up. Anyway, if you're still in the market for a nice Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch, just click right here. AND JOE.....Happy to hear you at least making sounds like you're normal self! So.....Has the goat left? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: katlaughing Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:22 PM Yeah, it's gone, Spaw. Got taken for some sucker that didn't even look like a goat! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: John O'L Date: 12 Jun 06 - 07:09 PM Has the goat left? ...or has he right? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Peace Date: 12 Jun 06 - 07:10 PM Word on the street is both. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 12 Jun 06 - 07:32 PM If one were to name a goat "Patsy", would it be redundant? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 12 Jun 06 - 07:39 PM Joe, would these help any? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 12 Jun 06 - 08:24 PM They didn't do the "Roo" much good, did they Fooles? Don T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 12 Jun 06 - 08:31 PM I don't know why they're supposed to be 'lucky', Don... Same as Rabbit's feet, the poor buggers had FOUR while they were alive... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: frogprince Date: 12 Jun 06 - 09:04 PM Kangaroos have four scrotums? Never knew that... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Rustic Rebel Date: 12 Jun 06 - 10:53 PM They only develop four scrotums after they've been goat herded into the pool of Offerings. Thereby giving them free reign over kings and queens that preside near the banks of the Joseph river, while chewing cat-tail bulbs and reciting- Oh where have you gone-Joe?,to Spaw, Oh to Spaw Oh where have you gone for the goat meat? I have gone far enough Makes my goat a billy gruff I'm a fine Joe and cannot leave my mother. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Rasener Date: 13 Jun 06 - 12:56 AM Is this service of any use to you Joe For Joe |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jun 06 - 01:47 AM I dunno. This is getting really kinky. Somehow, I think the Evil Mind of the Spaw is behind all of this... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: The Shambles Date: 13 Jun 06 - 05:47 AM http://www.mentalhealth.com/ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Geoff the Duck Date: 13 Jun 06 - 06:22 AM Well it's obvious that nothing has changed in the state of Spaw's mental health. The months when he has been missing presumed incarcerated in the NYCFTTS don't seem to have dulled his mental acuity one iota. He does,however seem to have undergone surgery which has changed him from a middle aged ugly flatulent folkie, into three girls. Quack! GtD. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: John MacKenzie Date: 13 Jun 06 - 07:08 AM The much revered Joe Offer, an editor of note He came into some money. and he bought himself a goat. He said sure of goats milk I mean to have me fill But the goat it chewed his scrotum off, which made him feel quite ill. Now all of the ladies that flocked around before They're all looking awful sad, and flock around no more And so with the ladies he's not so big a wow On the other hand his trousers fit him so much snugger now. Giok [with apologies to a certain P McGinty] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Peace Date: 13 Jun 06 - 09:31 AM "He [Spaw] does,however seem to have undergone surgery which has changed him from a middle aged ugly flatulent folkie, into three girls." Cool. So he's the Dixie Chicks, right? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Amos Date: 13 Jun 06 - 04:10 PM Not quite that good... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Jun 06 - 04:24 PM Actually I think its an out-of-body experience transference kind of morphing thing where I morph into these threee weird hillbilly rockers.............I've never understood it but then again, I never understood David Bowie either........... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Jun 06 - 04:30 PM Oddly enough, I knew someone who had a purse made from a goat scrotum... maybe it's Karma..... and the deity directing it has a bad sense of direction (or humour). LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Georgiansilver Date: 13 Jun 06 - 05:50 PM Are we certain that it was a goat? In the original message did it not say something like "help me a goat is eating my genitals". Strikes me that a girl called Mia Goat might be involved here....that puts a whole new perspective on the whole thing....Beware of a girl called Mia Goat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Peace Date: 13 Jun 06 - 07:20 PM " I never understood David Bowie either..........." He made knives, no? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Amos Date: 13 Jun 06 - 07:51 PM No -- that was his great-great-great-different-person, Jim Bowie. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 13 Jun 06 - 07:57 PM You could be on to something there, georgiansilver - from this site, http://www.thesoapgoat.com/: "These are Mia's goats. They're the goats which give us our nice thick "fresh from the farm" milk that we make our famous Goat Milk soaps with! Mia's goats rock!!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: chazkratz Date: 13 Jun 06 - 08:09 PM What's got me worried are all those nutless kangaroos running around Oz--If they ever learned of Joe's goat there might be a serious (albeit perhaps welcome) decrease in the human testosterone down under. Charles (--seed) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 13 Jun 06 - 08:21 PM You mean they might try to get Joe's Goat? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Geoff the Duck Date: 14 Jun 06 - 12:25 PM I wonder if we might have got the wrong question here. Surely it makes perfect sense to call for help if your genitals are being eaten by a goat. The time to start worrying is when a goat tries to eat your genitals and you don't complain..... Quack! GtD. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: John MacKenzie Date: 14 Jun 06 - 12:29 PM Kangaroos are pretty big down under! G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: chazkratz Date: 14 Jun 06 - 02:20 PM Geoff the Duck is probably right, but I think we missed our chance. It's probably too late to save Joe's genitals. Next time, Joe, call 911. Charles |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: chazkratz Date: 14 Jun 06 - 02:24 PM But I'm still concerned about thousands of nutless 'roos prowling the streets of Sydney and Melbourne looking for revenge--or transplants. I'd worry about Alice Springs, but it's probably too late. Charles |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: John MacKenzie Date: 14 Jun 06 - 02:27 PM That's why Ayer's Rock has now reverted to Uluru [Ooh le Roo] G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: chazkratz Date: 14 Jun 06 - 04:09 PM Seems to me that on some other thread there was debate over the sound of Mortimer Snerd's laugh. I thought at the time that the most accurate transcription was "Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck." I've come to realize that it was "Giok, giok, giok." Charles |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: John MacKenzie Date: 14 Jun 06 - 04:14 PM Thanks Birdseed, I shall cherish that thought. ☺ ☻ G.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Skipjack K8 Date: 15 Jun 06 - 02:47 PM Which one of Joe's elves is mental, anyway? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Bunnahabhain Date: 15 Jun 06 - 03:35 PM Shhhhh!!!! Shambles will hear, and then you'll be sorry.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: chazkratz Date: 16 Jun 06 - 08:02 AM Sorry, Giok. Sometimes my idiot self manages to tunnel out of the cellar in which I try to keep him locked up. Charles (actually Bad Seed--a friend's nickname for me) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: GUEST,Roberta Date: 16 Jun 06 - 08:21 AM There is a singer everyone has heard, Loud, a Mudcatter and a cat-like bird, Who makes the solid trumpets sound again. He says that blasts are old and that for foul airs Mid-summer is to spring as one to ten. 'Spaw says the early thunderfall is past When blasts did clear the room in mighty showers On sunny threads a moment overblast; And comes that other ball we name the fall. He says the Mudcat dust is over all. The bird would cease and be as other goats But that he knows in bleating not to sing. The question that he frames in all but bleats Is what to make of a diminished feat. I pause, for paws, and spy a little Joey Offer running by... Roberta F. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Amos Date: 16 Jun 06 - 12:07 PM So many claim that Joe has feet of clay; But Cats, when given paws, still want their say! So Joeys too, obeying Nature's laws, Will blow their little horns as loud as Spaw's. The putting on of airs, like youth, still passes, And feet of clay will serve for understanding When standing up against such virulent gasses. Now goats of size upset all planning, While pleasant Offer's balls bemuse the masses, And music loses charm from over-branding. Honor the Offer, and enough; away! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: John MacKenzie Date: 16 Jun 06 - 12:13 PM Sorry Joe 100
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Bunnahabhain Date: 16 Jun 06 - 06:45 PM Honour the Offer? How do you do that? I know Honour the Piper. You need four ladies with some very specialised training to do that.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: frogprince Date: 16 Jun 06 - 06:52 PM She offered her honor; he honored the offer; and all night long, it was honor and offer. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Amos Date: 16 Jun 06 - 10:13 PM Note that the remark made by Joe Off-Font should not be confused with the more incisive and witty bon mots typically offered by Joe Offer, who is a finer fettle of fish altogether. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: John MacKenzie Date: 17 Jun 06 - 04:48 AM One man's mete is another man's poisson Amos. G.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: katlaughing Date: 17 Jun 06 - 08:25 AM If he called 911 next time all he'd get is a Swan...fat lot of good that'd do, though I 'spose with their wing span they might be able to fend off a nibbling goat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: Amos Date: 17 Jun 06 - 11:12 AM LOL, Jock -- trippingly tipped!! LOL A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Concern for Joe Offer's Mental Health From: GUEST,Art Thieme Date: 17 Jun 06 - 09:05 PM By all means---REFRESH... |
