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Subject: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Bobert Date: 04 Jun 06 - 10:33 PM LOL... I was just watching a very retarded (Bobert, you can't day that!!!...) movei when a commercial came on sellin' some new miracle drug fir folks with constipation... So, I must be real bored so I actually listened to it and then after they tolf me how wondwerful this new drug was they told me the side affects... "Bad Diarreah" was one of the side effects..... Hmmmmmmmmmm??? Like there's good diarreah??? Nevermind... |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Rapparee Date: 04 Jun 06 - 10:35 PM Wait one. This thing for curing constipation can cause "bad diarrhea"?? I'd expect it to cause something along that line, but "bad diarrhea"? Now ain't that the shits?!?!? |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: John O'L Date: 04 Jun 06 - 10:46 PM I guess it depends on whether or not it was bad constipation? (Good constipation = good diarrhoea) |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Don Firth Date: 04 Jun 06 - 10:46 PM The much advertised "purple pill" (Nexium) for esophageal reflux? Possible side effects. No, thanks. I'll just pop a couple of Rolaids. Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Bobert Date: 04 Jun 06 - 10:51 PM Yeah, ya' ever notice that the possible side effects is always wrser than whatever it it that these pills is 'sposed to be fixin'??? I mean, like, a migraine pill that may cause, ahhhh, friggin head aches??? But, hey, what a deal... Only a hundred bucks a bottle of 'um.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Rapparee Date: 04 Jun 06 - 10:58 PM This is for topical podophyllum, a cure for warts (a prescription drug, because it's poison): Early symptoms of too much medicine being absorbed into the body Abdominal or stomach pain; clumsiness or unsteadiness; confusion; decreased or loss of reflexes; diarrhea (may be severe and continuing); excitement, irritability, or nervousness; hallucinations (seeing, hearing, or feeling things that are not there); muscle weakness; nausea or vomiting; sore throat and fever; unusual bleeding or bruising. Late symptoms of too much medicine being absorbed into the body Constipation; convulsions (seizures); difficult or painful urination; difficulty in breathing; dizziness or lightheadedness, especially when getting up from a lying or sitting position; drowsiness; fast heartbeat; numbness, tingling, pain, or weakness in hands or feet (may not occur for about 2 weeks after medicine is used); pain in upper abdomen or stomach (mild, dull, and continuing), bleeding and pus from all bodily orifices followed by excrutiating tetany and death. (I added that last bit about bleeding and death.) But like I'm going to risk convulsions, vomiting and the rest for a wart cure????? |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 04 Jun 06 - 11:19 PM The potential for song parodies created by this "Bad Diarrhea" thing is astounding! "Bad Diarrhea" to the tune of "Guantanamera". "Bad Diarrhea" to the tune of "Good Vibrations". "There Ain't No Good Diarrhea" to the tune of "There Ain't No Good Chain Gangs". Diarrhea" to the tune of "The Macarena". No, wait! Cheech and Chong already did "Gonorrhea" to that one. A parody of a parody is illegal, isn't it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: John O'L Date: 04 Jun 06 - 11:30 PM Sounds like a good idea. Or is it a bad idea? |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: kendall Date: 05 Jun 06 - 04:43 AM If half of the population suffers from constipation, does that mean the the other half enjoy it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Jun 06 - 04:54 AM You gets a good run fer yer money Bobert! G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: GUEST,Spellchecker Date: 05 Jun 06 - 05:08 AM Diarrhoea |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Divis Sweeney Date: 05 Jun 06 - 05:09 AM Bisto gravy ad, claims, It brown's as it thickens ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 05 Jun 06 - 07:24 AM "clumsiness or unsteadiness; confusion; decreased or loss of reflexes; diarrhea (may be severe and continuing); excitement, irritability, or nervousness; hallucinations (seeing, hearing, or feeling things that are not there); muscle weakness; nausea or vomiting" Isn't that just Old Folkie Fart Syndrome? |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Jun 06 - 11:21 AM It is easier for a Bobert shit to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a JimmyT to enter the kingdom of New Haven. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: number 6 Date: 05 Jun 06 - 11:26 AM With the 2 recent posts about our choice of eating establishments such as McDonalds, Burger King and cheap roadside diners, It is no wonder this thread was followed. sIx |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Ebbie Date: 05 Jun 06 - 11:40 AM Guest/Spellchecker, in the US it is spelled: diarrhea. (And many of us don't often use 'spelt'.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: number 6 Date: 05 Jun 06 - 12:03 PM Spelt (one of the oldest cultivated grains) might help cure 'the poops' Ebbie. sIx |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Ebbie Date: 05 Jun 06 - 12:40 PM Ya think? |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Rapparee Date: 05 Jun 06 - 01:03 PM Especially if eaten raw. |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Ebbie Date: 05 Jun 06 - 02:01 PM munch, munch |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: number 6 Date: 05 Jun 06 - 04:44 PM Had a sandwch at lunch ... the bread was spelt. It's more like crunch, crunch. sIx |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 05 Jun 06 - 04:53 PM I once had an indigestion remedy that gave as a side effect 'make cause breast growth in men'.... nothing about women, just in men. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 05 Jun 06 - 07:31 PM Like Guys would notice? |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: John O'L Date: 05 Jun 06 - 07:33 PM Yes Liz, they were legally required to remove the warning for women that it "may cause their balls to drop"... |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 05 Jun 06 - 07:41 PM I know one Lady, a good friend though, that wears hers on her chest... |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Ebbie Date: 05 Jun 06 - 07:53 PM Number 6, sounds like that bread may not have been spelt but spoilt. |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Rapparee Date: 05 Jun 06 - 11:07 PM Rhizopus nigricans rules!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: number 6 Date: 05 Jun 06 - 11:16 PM Sounds good Rapaire! sIx |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: GUEST Date: 06 Jun 06 - 04:59 PM Hey Guest spellchecker. It aint so much how you spell it as how you smell it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Jun 06 - 07:27 AM Isn't it funny that the acid in the human stomach can dissolve a gold tooth, but sweetcorn passes through unscathed.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: gnomad Date: 07 Jun 06 - 01:57 PM Liz, have you any data on the gold thing? I understood it would also be unscathed. Mind you I agree about sweetcorn, maybe it related to [everything comes up..] diced carrot. |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Nigel Parsons Date: 07 Jun 06 - 03:54 PM I saw the thread title and thought... Someone is having a bad spell of diarrhoea! Cheers Nigel Ps. "Has the bottom fallen out of your world? Take Ex-Lax, and let the world fall out of your bottom!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: 'Bad Diarreah'???... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Jun 06 - 04:10 PM Swallowed a gold tooth crown once.. never saw it again, despite close searching for it... the sweetcorn I ate for lunch on Monday on the other hand..... LTS |
