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Subject: Lyr Req: Manthem (Burger King parody of I Am Woman From: Joe Offer Date: 31 May 06 - 04:40 PM I came across a newspaper article today that spoke of the decline of the "metrosexual" and the return of the "manly man." One proof of this, they say, is the Burger King commercial with the song "Manthem," a parody of Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman." I found Websites that have videos of the commercial, but I can't access them with my dialup connection. Can somebody post the lyrics? -Joe- |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Woman) From: Peace Date: 31 May 06 - 10:21 PM (Jaysus. OK. But this hurts. FYI, I had to listen to the *&%$*#@* thing about ten times. I am man, hear me roar In numbers too big to ignore And I'm way too hungry to settle for chick food 'Cause my stomach's startin' to growl And I'm goin' on the prowl For a Texas double-whooper, man that's good Oh, yes, I'm a guy, I'll admit I've been fed cheese Wave tofu bye bye, now it's the whooper beef I reach(?) I will eat this meat until my innie turns into an out I am starved, I am incorrigible And I need to scoff a big burger beef bacon jalopeno good thing down I am hungry I am incorrigible I am mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (Somehow I don't think the lyrics are by Bob Dylan.) |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Woman) From: Peace Date: 31 May 06 - 10:22 PM Is it April 1 today? |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Wo From: Joe Offer Date: 01 Jun 06 - 01:34 AM Now, Peace, it's important to honor all aspects of our humanity, even though it may sometimes suffer from an overdose of testosterone. -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Woman) From: Peace Date: 01 Jun 06 - 10:54 AM LOL |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Wo From: Rapparee Date: 01 Jun 06 - 11:13 AM And cholestrol, and saturated fats, and carcinogens, and too much sugar, and.... I haven't heard lyrics like that since The Ballad of the Green Berets. Doggone, it makes me want to go out and eat at Burger King again, even though I don't much like their food! Yep, I think I'll eat a live cow my way! Good Lord!..... |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Wo From: Rapparee Date: 01 Jun 06 - 11:31 AM I am Man, hear me roar For Burger King's heady gore And I've got no time to shut up and pretend! Just spread it on the floor And I'll scarf it an' call for more The docs my hardened arteries can mend! (Sorry. I wonder what Helen Reddy thinks....) |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Woman) From: Peace Date: 01 Jun 06 - 11:33 AM You are setting new lows here, Rapaire. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Wo From: freda underhill Date: 01 Jun 06 - 11:39 AM ..could be compared with John Dengate's immortal.. I'm a Rambo (to the tune of I'm a Rambler) Chorus I'm a Rambo, I'm a Rambo, I'm a long way from sane, And if I don't like you then snap goes my brain I've a personal arsenal down in the shed Look sideways at me mate, You'll find yourself dead. Owning a gun is my God given right If I see something move then I shoot it on sight I have a big chainsaw for things that stand still For I believe in freedom, the freedom to kill. Chorus I write off to gun shops and order by mail Or travel to Queensland where guns are for sale From vast outback stations to 10 acre farms I bellow my slogan "The right to bear arms" Chorus I've high powered rifles and ammo in tons I vote for One Nation because they love guns Kangaroos, beer bottles, road signs and cans I blast them to pieces to prove I'm a man Chorus. .................... |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Woman) From: Jerry Rasmussen Date: 01 Jun 06 - 11:49 AM Reminds me of a favorite greasy joint restaurant I saw years ago. It was called The Burp And Slurp. A real guy place, I bet. Jerry |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Woman) From: freda underhill Date: 01 Jun 06 - 11:54 AM we have a fast food joint in marrickville colloquially known as "chew & spew"! and yeah, all the young guys hang out there! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Woman) From: GUEST Date: 19 Feb 07 - 07:17 PM this is for peace thth dud ewit the lyrics he dosent say: Oh, yes, I'm a guy, I'll admit I've been fed cheese he says : Oh, yes, I'm a guy, I'll admit I've been fed keish |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Woman) From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Feb 07 - 07:25 PM That'll be quiche spelled quiche then. LTS |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Woman) From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Feb 07 - 07:28 PM Sorry... postus interruptus there... Quiche - pastry base filled with a savoury egg custard and cheese which is then baked until the custard is firm. Often has ham, onions, roasted peppers, mushrooms, tuna, sweetcorn and other savoury ingredients. Known as Quiche Lorraine after the Lorraine area of France, more often called in England, an egg and bacon flan. LTS |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Woman) From: GUEST,tht guy Date: 19 Feb 07 - 07:36 PM I am women, hear me prrrrr In numbers too big to ignore And I'm way too full to settle for man food 'Cause my stomach's startin' to grow And I'm goin' on the diet For a texas double cracker, wow men that's good Oh, yes, I'm a girl, I'll admit I've been fed fries Wave mcdonalds bye bye, now it's the shrimp cocktail I reach(?) I will lay off these carbs until my out turns into an innie I am full, I am not hungry And I need to scoff a little fish spiced shrimp jalopeno good thing down I am full I am not hungry I am womaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Woman) From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 19 Feb 07 - 07:55 PM Quiche Lorraine is only one of many styles readily availble. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Manthem(Burger King parody of I Am Woman) From: GUEST,buzzoid Date: 08 Mar 07 - 09:05 PM Anyone found a way to download the video and burn to dvd? |
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