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Subject: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: TheBigPinkLad Date: 29 May 06 - 05:50 PM 100 kilos rice 20 kilos white sugar 200 litres milk 300 ml Vanilla Essence Pour ingredients into a BIG pot and place on middle shelf of likewise big oven at 200C for 1 hour. Serve with thick cream and a dollop of strawberry jam. Works for other nationalities, too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: Mingulay Date: 29 May 06 - 06:33 PM Surely BPL you should cut out half the vanilla and replace it with bromide. We don't want too stiff a mixture!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: pdq Date: 29 May 06 - 07:01 PM What, no saltpeter? |
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Subject: RE: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 29 May 06 - 07:21 PM They never put strawberry jam in our Chinese Wedding Cake mate! |
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Subject: RE: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: The Curator Date: 29 May 06 - 08:50 PM We need two cooks to make such a large dish. Any suggestions ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 29 May 06 - 09:06 PM Try The Two Fat Ladies - they'll go farther... |
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Subject: RE: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: Sorcha Date: 29 May 06 - 09:08 PM LOL! |
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Subject: RE: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: Rapparee Date: 29 May 06 - 09:13 PM Druther have plum duff.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 29 May 06 - 09:42 PM Don't be a duffer Rapaire... that's just plum stupid! |
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Subject: RE: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: Rapparee Date: 29 May 06 - 11:16 PM How about just a tot of a dram then? Something to wet the old whistle, you know? |
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Subject: RE: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: GUEST,Mingulay at work Date: 30 May 06 - 03:42 AM Just trying to work out how much a tot of a dram is. Could it be the US equivalent of our smidgin as in 2 smidgins = 1 tardwainers nard? |
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Subject: RE: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: GUEST,Albert Date: 30 May 06 - 04:12 AM Try this recipe....Lets call it George's Marvellous Medicine... A big fat vat of old fashioned imperialism Several billion barrels of oil Add several large multinational corporations of the Haliburton brand Mix in a few thousand mercenaries on short term get rich quick contracts Then pour in troops deplete with uranium shell ..quite a lot stiffen with hundreds of cruise missiles add high explosives for that knock out effect... This recipe will kill or cure A few right wing politicians , corporate bosses and generals will really enjoy the taste of mayhem But for the Iraqis the resulting dog's dinner will be state murder On an industrial scale |
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Subject: RE: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 30 May 06 - 05:56 AM Albert, I'm Shockingly Awed! |
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Subject: RE: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: GUEST,Albert Date: 31 May 06 - 03:37 AM To Foolestroupe Who can forget Shock and Awe? Designed by some Pentagon whizzkid to pulverise and traumatise the Iraqi people in the first hours and days of the invasion. What did it involve? It involved the launching of hundreds of cruise missiles and the dropping of thousands of bombs onto the Baghdad and other cities.They hit mosques and markets,residential areas and bridges,power stations and clinics...oh and a few palaces.Saddam was safe in some German built bunker by the way. The ground war launched in its wake meant tens of thousands of uranium shelles being fired in urban areas,it meant the shooting up of the centre of Baghdad as American armoured convoys rolled into town looking like Mad Max and firing at anything that moved including civilian cars and buses. Within a few weeks Bush had declared "Mision Accomplished".....but that was only the start. |
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Subject: RE: BS: 1,000 British Soldiers' Dessert From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 31 May 06 - 07:31 AM "Mision Accomplished" What a tasty dish to serve da King! It's Good to be da King! |
