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Subject: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST,Taliesn Date: 08 Oct 02 - 07:43 PM News at 11 Twick or tweat %-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: khandu Date: 08 Oct 02 - 07:53 PM Perhaps that is why they are not playing in Tupelo! khandu |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Oct 02 - 08:13 PM Oh, my. Winston Wellington-Jones has evidently struck with deadly force. I suspect he had help from a number of his bored upper class drinking pals. I wonder if he has cooked up a good alibi? - LH |
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Subject: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST,Taliesn Date: 09 Oct 02 - 12:22 AM (quote) "Oh, my. Winston Wellington-Jones has evidently struck with deadly force." I believe circumstantial evidence leads to a certain amnbitious promoter of up-and-comer group "Screw the Pooch" whom is being questioned as we speak. Which begs the question of whom this WinnyWelly-Jones is? So anyway ,does anybody know where "Screw the Pooch" is not playing this week? ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 09 Oct 02 - 01:25 AM Yes, in fact, Screw the Pooch is not playing at the VFW hall in Waycross, Georgia. Be sure to not drive all the way there so you can not see them. I will not be able to not go, so, if you don't go, don't tell the bartender that the first round's not on me. Bruce |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST,ossonflags Date: 09 Oct 02 - 01:30 AM Yes Bee-dubya-ell, It is a well known fact we will not be playing in the VFW in Georgia,it is a little below our standing,instead you will not find us playing in the Royal Albert Hall (England) plc. Instead. From Mick McGarry (Ossonflags) coooooooooel lead singer with Punch The Horse. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST,Concerned of Huddersfield Date: 09 Oct 02 - 09:20 AM Michael, Have no truck with these American cousins, they obviously fail to grasp the nuances of the more refined members of the British stock (should I explain that stock refers to people and not to a cattle ranch for these people) The most famous group of musicians on this web site may long prosper |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Oct 02 - 09:42 AM Stock is also what PTH could become if boiled up in a bit of water with a bay leaf, an onion, and some root vegetables. If however you omit the water he could end up as glue, and his coming to a sticky end, would come as no surprise to many people. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: smallpiper Date: 09 Oct 02 - 10:06 AM Ha vile rhomours abound - its a well know fact the pth were not beaten to death but the gadjie wot tried is now wearing concrete boots at the bottom of the river Hull where incidently neiter punch the horse nor screw the pooch are playing tonight 9alligidley9 and by an extremely strange twist of fate Lars Pimple will not be appearing either. Life is full of these strange coincidences.......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Snuffy Date: 09 Oct 02 - 10:09 AM Surely you mean 9alledgidly0 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 09 Oct 02 - 10:16 AM Dear Friends on Both Sides of the Atlantic, As our mothers would have chastised us, "Play nice!". I'm sure that Punch the Horse is a fine band and is fortunate to have such a loyal following. 'Tis all in good fun and, speaking for myself, no insults are intended. Not so sure about Giok and Spaw. However, this other band, this Screw the Pooch, is another story. They are world famous for the places they have not played. Moreover, the venues at which they have not played are all the better for them having not played there. After all, we're talking about a band whose line-up consists of six bodhrans, three kazoos, two Jews' harps and a tipple. What self respecting establishment wouldn't be happy if such a menagerie did not even set foot through the door, much less play? By the way, Screw the Pooch has also not played the Royal Albert Hall. In addition, they have not played Carnegie Hall, The Kennedy Center, and Wolftrap. So there. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Oct 02 - 11:17 AM They have not played the Orillia Opera House either. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: smallpiper Date: 09 Oct 02 - 11:27 AM Screw the pooch is definately a band I must not see playing at a venue that they are not appearing at. As for insults....well it only shows their ignorance and small mindedness dosn't it 9alligidly0. 9thanks, snuffy for the correction0 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: smallpiper Date: 09 Oct 02 - 11:28 AM Oh yeah is it true that Screw the Pooch actually practiced on their instruments for half an hour after buying them before doing their first gig 9not at the albert hall0? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: EBarnacle1 Date: 09 Oct 02 - 11:31 AM Nor have they been or are likely to be invited to any of the Great Hudson River Revivals. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST,Taliesn Date: 09 Oct 02 - 11:32 AM I'm truly intrigued here over the surreal possibility that "Screw the Pooch" is so famous for not playing here that there may have been spawned a "southern" doppleganger or evil twin or 2 because I do not recognize the names of any of these places as places they have not played. Me'thinkst there be some serious tomfoloery afoot. Oddsfish I says to that. Anyway, I'll try and find the latest *official* Autumn schedule of places "Screw the Pooch" will not be playing on their "Accept No Substitutes" tour. Perhaps even provide a link to their non-existant website would settle this once and for all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST,Taliesn Date: 09 Oct 02 - 11:38 AM (quote) "and by an extremely strange twist of fate Lars Pimple will not be appearing either." So he finally got popped did he? Wasn't he the founding member of Arse Pimple? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: smallpiper Date: 09 Oct 02 - 12:10 PM Taliesn you are just so fucking rude - Lars Pimple is a real person unlike some of the others mentioned on this thread! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Willa Date: 09 Oct 02 - 01:15 PM Oh dear, Guest Taliesn ' Me'thinkst there be some serious tomfoloery afoot.' Go immediately to the 'Oxymoron ' thread; do not pass GO and do not collect £200 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST Date: 09 Oct 02 - 01:17 PM (quote) "Taliesn you are just so fucking rude - ...." Oh really ? Nice language there , Sprout. (quote) "...Lars Pimple is a real person unlike some of the others mentioned on this thread! " Oh, and taken within the context of this *obvious* parody thread ,all meant in obvious good, clean fun, you harumph all indignant-like over how dare I *not* be aware that Lars Pimple is a real person ( author bursts out laughing ;@ ;@ ;@ ) Get real will you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: smallpiper Date: 09 Oct 02 - 01:40 PM after you, use your intelligence will you! the name Lars Pimple is an obvious anagram - sigh |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 09 Oct 02 - 01:50 PM Will he be playing of them bloody dirges he is famous for? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Gareth Date: 09 Oct 02 - 02:08 PM Is Lars Pimple any relation to Lars Poresena of Cluvium ?? Gareth And those behind cried 'onward' !, Whilst those in front cried 'back'! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Oaklet Date: 09 Oct 02 - 02:20 PM Right that's it. I've a sore neck and lumpy shorts, so I am gonna start a new thread entitled "Punch the Horse at South Ferriby UK" just as soon as I've had a bath, written a thank-you letter to the Fire Service, and a letter of apology to the council parks department. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Oct 02 - 02:21 PM Good God Gareth, you mention one of my favourite peoms, How Horatio held the bridge, wonderfull stuff. Roll-up roll-up get youe Mudflap culture here!! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST,Taliesn Date: 09 Oct 02 - 02:33 PM (quote) "the name Lars Pimple is an obvious anagram - sigh" And you got all bent outta shape over a harmless play on words anyway? It appears that "Asre Pimple" was has found a whole new meaning all its own. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: smallpiper Date: 09 Oct 02 - 07:29 PM and well you should know! Be careful where you sit! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST,Taliesn Date: 09 Oct 02 - 10:25 PM (quote) "and well you should know! Be careful where you sit! " Man ,with a name of "smallpiper" one should think twice about speculating about an opponent's anatomy. Just sittin' pretty here ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Coyote Breath Date: 10 Oct 02 - 01:34 AM Again, see thread (A break from Punch the Horse, Please?) to discover the TRUE STORY of the demise of Punch the horse. NEWS FLASH!!! Screw The Pooch has CANCELLED their date at Powell Symphony Hall in St. Louis!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Bullfrog Jones Date: 10 Oct 02 - 04:22 AM Why should it be a surprise to anyone that Lars Pimple is an anagram? It's blindingly obvious that he is, in fact, none other than...... Liam Slapper! BJ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: smallpiper Date: 10 Oct 02 - 05:31 AM Taliesn you quite clearly have your head up your arse so I wouldn't make any claims about sitting pretty. My origional comments were that you are fucking rude and there you go proving me right. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST,Taliesn Date: 10 Oct 02 - 08:14 AM (quote) "Taliesn you quite clearly have your head up your arse .......My origional comments were that you are fucking rude and there you go proving me right.....yada,yada, woof,woof,woof ". Yeah ,sobriety can be rough first thing in the morn. Do carry on. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: smallpiper Date: 10 Oct 02 - 08:30 AM I have no problem being sober in the morning or at any time you however would appear to be the one with the problem not only drunk but stupid and childish and I suspect not only in the morning. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST Date: 10 Oct 02 - 08:37 AM P the Horse? (say this out loud) under the auspices of what? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST,Taliesn Date: 10 Oct 02 - 05:51 PM My my, my the lengths you go to show how well mannered you are. I see it now. Smallpiper is just a clever litle anagram for your real name: "Lips Palmer". Don't care to know where you got the "Lips" nickname, but "Palmer" speaks for itself. :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: smallpiper Date: 10 Oct 02 - 07:04 PM Ah Taliesn you do nothing but continue to show yourself up. I am what I am and pretend to be nothing other than that. Polite and well mannered I am and that costs nothing, its free, gratis. I wonder what it would cost you to try to be the same? I feel really sorry that you need to show yourself up as a bitter and twisted person. Why do you do this? politness costs nothing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: smallpiper Date: 10 Oct 02 - 07:34 PM Right Taliesn I've been looking at some of the stuff you've posted to other threads and as much as I hate to admit it you and I oft think along the same lines - perhaps you are mosre vociferous than I. I prefer to keep to the lighthearted side of things where as you often voice what I think. So can we call a truce on this and agree that we got our lines crossed? (to those observes of this feud this is not capitulation but diplomacy at work - watch and learn - I am being sencre) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Gareth Date: 10 Oct 02 - 07:45 PM Is this thread flogging a dead horse - and are there any songs on necrophillia outside of the Rugby circles ? Gareth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST,Taliesn Date: 11 Oct 02 - 12:23 AM (quote) "Is this thread flogging a dead horse - and are there any songs on necrophillia outside of the Rugby circles ?" Ha. ;-@ Good one. Now that's the spirit this thread was designed to evoke. (quote) "to those observes of this feud this is not capitulation but diplomacy at work - " What feud? You're the one who got all serious and bent outta shape and indignant over making sport of someone with a name of Lars Pimple posted to a thread that is clearly a spoof and was meant in fun. For crying out loud , Mr. so-called "Lighthearted" , plenty of posters got the joke and knew how to join in the fun except you. Lighten up will ya? No hard feelings and please don't get so indignant next time. I mean it's not as if there wasn't "truth in labeling" with this thread. The title could not have been that subtle. No hard feeelings ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 11 Oct 02 - 12:30 AM I wish that smallpliers would lern to spell, i think he ment sincere! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: smallpiper Date: 11 Oct 02 - 04:58 AM jOhn I know what I meant!! ;-) Talesin, I wonder do you always have to have the last word? I've never been bent outa shape nor have I been at all indignant and if you knew me you'd understand what I was getting at. But thats all bye the bye and no hard feels at all. In fact I'd buy you a pint if I could so here's a virtual one.......... cheers |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: The DeanMeister Date: 11 Oct 02 - 07:01 AM Smallpliers, you seem to have got a tad het up. Chill, dude. You are obviously suffering from a Glenmorangie deficiency. Rectify this immediately!! Shame you couldn't make last Sunday, was a good afternoon, the start of many, I hope. And boy did I laugh when I sent u Nik-Nak,s text!!!!! I knew the second I pressed the send button. Oh well, the content could have been a lot more embarrassing, mate!! hehehe. Oh, by the way.... x |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST,Oakley Date: 11 Oct 02 - 09:32 AM I too got one of De-mister's texts in error. I was a bit traumatised and ended up avoiding being with him alone for ages. A negligent SMS discharge is a terrible thing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 11 Oct 02 - 09:42 AM nobody ever txts me, all i get is adverts, ring this poond a minute number and you might win 500 quid bullshit, but i got one once from somebody called charles reminding me to go to the meeting 9i dont know nobody called charles), and i never go to meetings, i should have rung him up and see were it was, maybe there was sume free food there, but too late now, it was ages ago.john |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: Skipjack K8 Date: 11 Oct 02 - 09:50 AM I once worked in a fairly small organisation, where three Garys worked. Gary Smith, Gary Jones and me. I received an internal memorandum from a lady colleague intended for another Gary, which gave me a rather graphic insight into their hitherto secret affair. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: ossonflags Date: 11 Oct 02 - 09:52 AM On the subject of negligent discharges my eyes are still burning from one of oakleys on sunday night!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: GUEST,Oakley Date: 11 Oct 02 - 10:21 AM It wasn't negligent, it was timely, well directed, mercifully dry and purposeful. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Obit: 'P the Horse' found beaten to death From: smallpiper Date: 11 Oct 02 - 10:24 AM Okay Deanie bouy who's Lucy - come on cough we won't tell anyone honest I mean its not like this is a public forum or anything is it? And as for being het up I'm not (sigh) why oh why must people atribute emotions to others NOW LEAVE IT WILL YOU (tee hee) |