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Subject: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 26 Aug 02 - 11:51 PM Little Hawk is quietly certain that his Canadian fellow- citizens have the moral high ground here in North America. He has spent millions suppressing this story. Thanks to a secret connection to the inside clique in Canada known only as Deep Beaver, a couple of intrepid reporters snuck the story out and slipped it to me for relase here. A
Officials Probe Prison's Buff BarbecueSASKATOON, Saskatchewan (Reuters) - Canadian prison officials have launched a probe into a barbecue held at a Saskatoon psychiatric facility following reports that potentially violent inmates dined on steak, climbed trees and stripped naked.Corrections Canada officials said in local newspaper reports on Friday that they had launched the review after photographs from the party, held in early August at the Regional Psychiatric Center in Saskatoon, were distributed to journalists. Newspaper reports, some of which dubbed the prison "Club Fed," said the pictures show seven inmates from the aggressive behavior control unit grilling filet mignon and climbing trees. One inmate was also snapped in the buff standing in a makeshift swimming pool. Officials at the center have said that while barbecues are part of normal activities at the unit, those inmates should have been better supervised. Inmates in the unit have a history of violence, officials said, with many transferred there from Canada's regular prisons.
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 27 Aug 02 - 12:03 AM *G* / Thanks to Amos and his Deep Beaver Connection, the Truth shall make us Free. So it's naked steakeating & treeclimbing at Club Fed, eh, LH? Ohhh, *Canada*! Somebody oughta stand on guard for Thee. :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Date: 27 Aug 02 - 12:15 AM We, the inmates of the regional centre at Saskatoon, Sasquatchewan, have retained council to fight the false accusations being thrown at us by a hopelessly right-wing press and prison authority. Gross invasion of privacy is also alleged. We did not indulge in filet mignon but in common, ordinary triple-AAA aged beef fed on organic certified genetically unmodified grain. The allegations are just a mess of buffalo wings. Since we are held against our will at this oppressive correction centre for psychiatric reasons, it is only natural that we climb trees since we have no rockets to launch ourselves into space. We ask for your donations to defray costs of our suit against the government, prison authorities, the press and the Croesus aka Little Hawk. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Ebbie Date: 27 Aug 02 - 12:34 AM "Inmates in the unit have a history of violence, officials said". Self evident, Amos - it's a conspiracy and a frameup. Someone bears a grudge. It can't be true; Canadians are not violent. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Date: 27 Aug 02 - 12:42 AM Since steak tartre (raw) is no longer on the menu because of Salmonella contamination, it is only normal that we dine on BBQ steak au naturelle! (Adding Pooka to the defamation suit). |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Jack the Sailor Date: 27 Aug 02 - 12:54 AM Naked steak grilling, climbing trees... sounds like a typical summer day at the House of Commons cafeteria. The prisoners were just expressing themselves with typical Canadian verve. Dicho, surely, as an inmate of Her Majesty's correction facility, you are aware of the multitude of legal aid options available to Canadian prisoners. I'm sure that if you ask a guard he will have a fine lawyer appointed for you. Indeed the fact that you are soliciting donations makes me believe that either you are crazy or you are a U.S. citizen impersonating a Canadian. If so, Customs and Immigration Canada requests that you kindly turn yourself in for deportation at a time that will be convenient to you. Ebbie, I believe you are right. Obviously, this has been perpetrated by Americans, who get themselves put in Canadian prisons so that they can, for once in their lives, eat decent beef. Amos, I have it on good authority that Deep Beaver is unreliable and sloppy. Make use of Deep Beaver if you must. But! Consider the alternatives! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Ebbie Date: 27 Aug 02 - 01:05 AM Dicho, better a defamation suit than no suit at all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Date: 27 Aug 02 - 01:44 AM Jack, no free legal aid for us. We watch Court TV regularly and want the best money can buy. Canadians don't know where their supermarket beef comes from- beef that meets certain standards may come from the USA and receive the Canadian grading (only the butcher knows). Some of the best restaurant beef in Calgary ("cowtown") comes from Montana. Similarly, Canadian beef is sold on the other side of the border (occasional political sniping about subsidies aside). |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 27 Aug 02 - 09:34 AM *LOL*! Aaaah go defame yer Auntie Mame. I heard them suitless wonders were defamating in that "makeshift swimming pool", too. Whussup with *that* btw? Hole in the ground filled with Molson's? You got us all wrong byes, eh? Moot the Suit; save a lotta Loot. "People say I hate Canada. I don't hate anybody. Well, I make certain exceptions." - St. Brendan Behan |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: artbrooks Date: 27 Aug 02 - 10:13 AM Poor little cow critter, wandering back and forth across the great, undefended (and mostly unmarked) border. How the h*ll do you know his daddy wasn't Canadian? Wouldn't that give him citizenship, so you can eat him in peace? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Hollowfox Date: 27 Aug 02 - 10:22 AM Amos, you bring this party up like it's a bad thing. Don't you want to be invited to my next soiree? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: EBarnacle1 Date: 27 Aug 02 - 10:29 AM No, no, no! You misunderstand! Dicho is merely asking for equal treatment: Steaks, days out (maybe even a few nights), etc. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Date: 27 Aug 02 - 12:29 PM Defamated! True inventiveness in words. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 27 Aug 02 - 12:44 PM Hollowfox, It is very different for free and independent citizens of proven rationality to engage in free-spirited behaviour than for a gang of mentally deranged inmates with histories of violence to run around naked climbing trees and defamating in swimming pools!! LOL!! I'd be honored, just let me know where to aim my home-made rocket! (A lawn chair, three weather balloons, and an army surplus JATO unit....Darwin awards, here I come!!! ) A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Aug 02 - 05:32 PM Boy, ya go away for a couple of days and look what happens... Amos is engaging in vile and scurrilous accusations which are baseless, untrue, without factual nature, inaccurate and completely false, not to mention redundant! I know this because I once spent time in the institution to which he refers, due to a bout of acute depression over a former girlfriend with the morals of an alleycat and the sensitivity of a rabid grizzly bear in the presence of a freshly grilled steak. At the time, I thought she was a goddess. A pearl beyond price. I was obviously outta my friggin' mind! Thus it was quite appropriate for me to be where I was, under the supervision of nice people in white coats. It was interesting. I would have to say, in retrospect, that the people on the inside were, if anything, less crazy than a lot of the people on the outside. They were far more normal, for example, than Jean Chretien (Canada's prime minister for the past decade). But let me get back to Amos' slanderous assertions...point by ugly point: "potentially violent inmates" This is mere fear-mongering. Who, I ask you, is NOT potentially violent...given sufficient provocation??? Well? I rest my case on that one. "Club Fed" is actually the House of Commons and the Senate, not the Regional Psychiatric Center in Saskatoon, eh? Its members are indeed an odd bunch of people, and should be watched closely by the public and the police at all times! They are far more dangerous than mental patients. The "swimming pool" he describes was a commode. The person in question was trying to rescue a little kitty which fell in while attempting to get a drink, eh? The lack of clothing was due to the person showering at the time, and rushing in to save the kitty from a watery doom when they heard it screeching for help, eh? I'll tell ya who has a "history of violence", eh? The flippin' USA, that's who! You guys have attacked more countries than anyone since Julius Caesar! You guys make the Parthians look like the PTA and the British Empire look humble and self-effacing. I believe I speak for all concerned and offended Canadians when I say to you, sir... TAKE OFF, EH!!!! - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 27 Aug 02 - 05:44 PM Jeeze, Hawkster, welcome back; you haven't been out visiting the Aggressive Behavior Control Unit, now, have you? I thought the ABCU was a small subsystem installed under the medulla oblongata shortly after birth, perhaps by the Tooth Fairy. Now, as to my slander about which you are so vituperative, I stand by my impeccable integrity. I did not write the article about the residents of the Aggressive Behaviour Control Unit grilling a steak ("Alright, talk!! Oh, ya wanna talk to da fork, huh? We got ways to find out who you really work for!!") and cavorting up trees in the nude. I really did get it from an agent I call Deep Beaver. That's a clue to his nationality, not his gender!! LOL!! So, dear hose-head, stuff your acrimonious polemics. You're just lucky your country has bever been invaded by big ugly Nazis driving tanks, or you'd ask us to come in and help with your diirty work too!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Jack the Sailor Date: 27 Aug 02 - 05:52 PM Sloppy Beavers and naked inmates. Is this what the world is comming to? Leave it to Little Hawk to get right to the cor eof the matter. I am personnaly aquainted with several members of the House of Commons and Potentially violent does not begin to describe how dangerous they are. The Senate I'm not so worried about as the average age is about 106 years. It is odd to have an American accuse Canadians of a history of violence. It's like Lake Michigan chiding a "make shift swimming pool" for being wet. Amos before you toss rocks at us you should look behind yourself and see all of those big inviting window panes. I know a little about this subject. My uncle used to manage the farm at the Salmoneer Prison Farm back home in Newfoundland. Fresh vegetables, home raised pork, trouting, lots of time in the great outdoors with plenty of health exercise. Prisoners had this while the rest of us scrimped and saved to get two weeks of the same during our vacations. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: hesperis Date: 27 Aug 02 - 06:28 PM *Claps* Bravo, Hawk. These scandalous, slanderous, slimy accusations do not bear water, and must be exposed for the lies they are! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 27 Aug 02 - 08:51 PM Now, now, you over-excited Canucks!!! I was simply offering a modest counterthrust to LH's long-term habit of Aggressive Behavior in threads; he sits quietly and safely on the north side of his imaginary line and points fingers with great abandon, I thought it only just to point out his own tribe is not as pure as he might like. As for bearing water, dearest Hesp, I am sorry to say the metaphor escapes me -- I thought that was a function of the tender gender. Am I mistaken?? And I would never lie about my good friends of the North Country -- some of my best companions have escaped to it!! :>) A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Art Thieme Date: 27 Aug 02 - 09:12 PM Actually "deep beaver" is what we in Northern Illinois called what we had to do when the chain saw quit working. We'd take a beaver by the scruff of the neck and shove a nice long icicle up it's ass. The teeth would chatter like crazy and we would mow those trees down quick as any petrol powered saw has ever done that particular job o' work. Art Thieme |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Willie-O Date: 27 Aug 02 - 09:14 PM "You're just lucky your country has bever been invaded by big ugly Nazis driving tanks, or you'd ask us to come in and help with your diirty work too!! " Indeed. Around my neighbourhood they usually have Pennsylvania plates. Please take 'em home, they catch all our sunfish and think they are mighty outdoorsmen. Thanks for the kindly offer Amos, right neigbourly. Willie-O |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 27 Aug 02 - 09:46 PM LOL, Willie!! Lemme at 'em!! I'll drive 'em back as fast as Patton chasing Rommel off the desert!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 28 Aug 02 - 01:37 AM **LOL** to all o' youse! Hee hee hee ... General Amos sir, you'll have that prayer in an hour. But sometimes the men can't tell when you're acting. Jack the Sailor, you rant & you roar like a true Newfoundlander. Yoo'se the Boo. Dicho, t'anks. (Not Rommel's.) We all get our 15 minutes of defame. LH, HAHAHA...well our countries have much in common: House & Senate - no difference there...but yer right about USA militarism. So look out kid, it's somethin' ya did: Dubya has learned that Canada possesses Weapons of Mass Destruction -- Moosehead, and Chretien. / And speaking of Bush: Art Thieme, Hawhawhawhaw! Up thy beavers gently blowing, Illinois, Illinois...O so *that's* what Illini stick in there, izzit? Brrrr! :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Mark Cohen Date: 28 Aug 02 - 02:13 AM Was that another goddamn Pennsylvania joke? I thought we were dissing Canadians in this thread... Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: hesperis Date: 28 Aug 02 - 07:32 AM Muahaha. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 28 Aug 02 - 09:27 AM hee hee / hey Doc, shall we take a whack at Hawaii while we're at it? / This here Mud is an equal-opportunity disser :) / - the puka |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Hollowfox Date: 28 Aug 02 - 10:14 AM Amos.."citizens of proven rationality"? Maybe that wasn't you at the last party. Heck, that Holiday Inn in Schenectady is probably still talking about that wedding reception in 1981. Anyway, bring your chair and JATO unit. I have a big lawn and plenty of friends in the Mongolian Corps of Engineers to help launch you home after the party with their home-made gunpowder. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 28 Aug 02 - 11:02 AM Yyyyeeeeeehaw, HF!! Me and my proven rationality are on the way. Where IS Schenectady, anyway? SOmewhere near New Haven, right? :>) A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Jack the Sailor Date: 28 Aug 02 - 11:36 AM Aggressive Behavior!!! Amos...Amos....Amos... Again you throw stones. Sit back and listen while your windows are shattered (or is that Shatnered) You and your's have been world leaders in aggressive behavior ever since Teddy had a bear named after him! Agressively carrying his big stick, Mr. Roosevelt Stole a large portion of the British Columbia coast because he felt Alaska would be more viable with a year-round port. Agressively Walt Disney stampeded a group of innocent Canadian prairie lemmings into the Red river because a. he'd heard that's what lemmings do and b. Because he was too cheap to shoot his film in the Arctic (Its in Canada it must be the same right?) Agressive like Brittney Spears, waving her agressively fake ta ta's in out faces and pretending she is innocent. Indeed! America has a lot to answer for! So if Little Hawk has a comment or two it is well called for and only regaining a small measure of justice.
Your Ranting and Roaring Resident Alien |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: CarolC Date: 28 Aug 02 - 11:45 AM Ooooohhhhh!!! There's nothing sexier than a bunch of Canadians with their dander up! (Politely, that is.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 28 Aug 02 - 11:53 AM Geeze, Carol, your remarks about Canadian sexiness remind me of the old saw: When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail! :>) Jack, I am again being misunderstood and inaccurately vilified. The Aggressive Behavior Control Unit is a phrase invented by Canadian psychiatrists. I had nothing to do with it. Here in the states we follow a more naturalist law -- we do not believe in interfering with natural tendencies and wouldn't dream of asking anyone to control their aggressive behavior. In fact, when they get really rasty and underhanded and dirty in their AB we usually hand them an election!! We keep our ABCU in the White House!! A A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Jack the Sailor Date: 28 Aug 02 - 01:01 PM Amos. That obviously was a misprint. It was the AMERICAN Behavior Control Unit. And it should be obvious by now that Americans have no room to revile agressive behavior in any form. As to being bailed out from Nazi attacks, maybe it should be noted that in freeing Europe Canada was in that quest from day one and had her own beach on D-Day forming one quarter of the fighting contingent. Not shabby for a country with 1/2 the population of Britain and 1/10 that of the U.S.A. But your point has been noted and your entire demeanor found to be good natured and humourous. Are you certain you are not a closet Canadian? BTW. CarolC, Who has been welcomed as an honourary Canadian AND a screeched-in Newfoundlander(a high honour indeed!) can hammer my nail any day!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Ebbie Date: 28 Aug 02 - 02:14 PM ouch |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: CarolC Date: 28 Aug 02 - 02:55 PM ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 02 - 03:05 PM Well, Amos, you have beaten around the bush, and the angry Canadians have rushed out. Well done! It takes an outside threat to unite a community, and you have done it. You have done what the Liberal, Conservative, Bloc Quebecois, Canadian Alliance and New Democratic Parties of Canada could not do, you seditious bugger! Be advised that we have now identified you as an official member of the anti-Canadian worldwide terrorist "Axis of Evil", those who would dare to defame Canada, eh? It's the worst kind of terrorism, and we're not gonna stand by and let it happen, eh? No siree! In fact, we are going to launch a "preemptive strike" (I'm holding up 2 sets of fingers like Dr Evil as I say that) on the cultural heartland of America... Schenectady! That's right, you heard me. Schenectady is going to get it now. Commando squads are on their way from places like Medicine Hat and Moosejaw, armed with water pistols, stink bombs, and smelly old gym socks...bags of 'em! "When the going gets tough, the tough get going", eh? (I again hold up 2 sets of fingers...) Our Ultimate Weapon (his intials are BS) is being held in reserve... Be afraid...be very afraid, eh? - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: CarolC Date: 28 Aug 02 - 03:12 PM Hey Amos! What if I only have a screwdriver? ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Jack the Sailor Date: 28 Aug 02 - 03:23 PM As a Canadian I can't decide which is better... Being "hammered" or being "screwed". |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 02 - 04:57 PM The daily ambition of most of the young males in this town seems to be to do both at the same time... - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 28 Aug 02 - 04:58 PM Well, it was just a somewhat shapely figure of speech, guys; and as for you lusty Canucks up there, I always say a man's reach should exceed his grasp when it comes to figures, or what's a metaphor? **:>)** LH, you should know that I am actually a closet Canuck, having spent a couple of years in Toronto's fair city bemusing the damsels and just barely staying out of serious trouble. My fondest memories are of strolling her (Totonto, that is) fair boulevards in May, and my worst nightmares are of doing so in December. You guys are such extremists!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: artbrooks Date: 28 Aug 02 - 05:05 PM Yuns guys betta wotch out...we'ul send up OUR secrit wepon...a case of warm Duchesne beer! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: hesperis Date: 28 Aug 02 - 06:22 PM Ha! I knew Amos was cool. *Grins very widely* And what's wrong with Toronto in December? It's November greys and February freezes that are the worst parts of the year around here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 02 - 11:55 PM January and February are the worst. You think it will never end. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Jack the Sailor Date: 29 Aug 02 - 02:11 AM Toronto is a piece of cake! Try Ottawa in Jan-Feb! Plugging in your car... Sleet storms.... combined with hot air from the Hill. And you don't even want to think about Nfld. winters....Brrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 29 Aug 02 - 02:59 AM *LOL* agin! Hoo hah / "...or what's a metaphor?" Amos, har har har :) "Toronto will be a fine town when it's finished." -- Cardinal Brendan Behan, agin. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: hesperis Date: 29 Aug 02 - 03:00 AM Sometimes in Januray there's a warm snap. February is the worst. That's why everyone gets so crazy about Valentine's day - RED! SUGAR! WARM FUZZIES TO BEAT OFF THE COLD! YES!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Aug 02 - 10:39 AM Well, I think only Herr Liebenscheiss could really add anything to this very insightful thread at this point. He is a genius. There is no foible of human nature that cannot be dissected with devastating precision by his astounding mind. He is the William Shatner of psychoanalysis! (hint, hint) - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 29 Aug 02 - 11:57 AM Ya, vell, Leedle Houck, dot's all ferry vell und ferry inschiteful uff you. But I haff to vunder at the obviouschly vide=spread neuroschis beink manifeshted on disch t'read, ya?? Disch "Deep Beaver Envy Complex" isch ferry puzzhlink, exschept for Heshperish, Foxsch, undt Carol, butt you udder fellersch haff a reallll problem dere, I tink!!! Yer gott to get ofer disch obshession, guysch!! Try tinking about carsh undt power tools fer a vile, eh? Liebenscheiss |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: GUEST,Frasier Crane Date: 29 Aug 02 - 12:27 PM Well caller, that's a very interesting problem. In my experience as a world renowned radio psychiatrist, I have found that beaver depth is less important than other factors. A good wine, conversation and an appreciation of the fine arts come to mind. Frasier Crane (jts) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: EBarnacle1 Date: 29 Aug 02 - 12:27 PM It is clear from your warranted attack on Pennsy drivers that you share the same scorn for them that New Yorkers do. They constantly make the stupidest moves at the wrong time and always drive with their high beams on. "You have a friend in Pennsylvania"--Hah!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: CarolC Date: 29 Aug 02 - 12:29 PM Can't get it up, huh, Fraze buddy? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: GUEST,Fraze Date: 29 Aug 02 - 12:34 PM Well... Ummmm... Errr... Of course I can get it up. I was simply engaging in an intellectual conversation about beaver depth. When discussing beavers, It's not depth of the water. It is the power of his tail. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: CarolC Date: 29 Aug 02 - 12:36 PM Ok, Frazier. If you say so ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: GUEST,Fraze Date: 29 Aug 02 - 12:38 PM Your saucy wit excites me!!!! Kiss me Ms. C!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 29 Aug 02 - 12:55 PM Ach, vot haff Ve wrought?? TWO mooshy beginninks!! Vot vill become off der vorld if disch keepsch up??!! Frazche, better you should shtick to carburetorsch undt bandschaws!! :>) A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Aug 02 - 08:37 PM Actually, the sexual double entendre has been responsible for the demise of 19 great civilizations, and more than a few households and family businesses! We must bear this in mind and avoid slipping in things that are not appropriate on a folk and blues forum. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 29 Aug 02 - 08:41 PM I don't believe you for a minue, M. 'Awk -- this is just a Canadian black PR campaign seeking to lower the population of Mudcatters!! Well, it won't work, I tell ya!! Most of us are past childbearing age! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 29 Aug 02 - 08:56 PM I was like... past childbearing age when I was born eh? - BDiBR |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: CarolC Date: 29 Aug 02 - 11:24 PM Ahem........ What? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 30 Aug 02 - 12:40 AM I think he means childbearing literally, which was a privelege denied him due to his gender, Carol. Most men have a maximum childbearing age of around zero... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Mark Cohen Date: 30 Aug 02 - 01:36 AM LH, you won't have a problem slipping in things if you watch where you step. Unless, of course, you're in an ice storm. Which we don't have in Hawaii. And, as I recall, didn't have in Pennsylvania, either. Of course, I can't speak for Lancaster County, PA...where you start off in Bird-in-Hand and head for Paradise, via Intercourse...but if you take a wrong turn you wind up in Blue Ball. Or Canada. Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Jack the Sailor Date: 30 Aug 02 - 02:12 PM Amos, you are, of course past childbearing age yourself. But I suspect you may still be able to do a Tony Randell. One of the many benefits of being male. Eh? Another kiss Carol? ;) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: smallpiper Date: 30 Aug 02 - 02:34 PM You lot are as mad as us lot in Hull - perhaps we should twin? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Aug 02 - 02:36 PM Mark, My God, you're in Hawaii? You lucky, lucky sod... I visited Hawaii (the Big Island) twice in 1988 and saw pretty well the whole island. I rented a compact car, and camped out (tented) in State parks. It was great. Played a lot of guitar around campfires. Imagine before the mosquitoes came...(they arrived on ships with the white men)...it must have been utter paradise then. It's still close to it. I am chartreuse with envy.... Which part are you located in? - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 30 Aug 02 - 03:48 PM Don't listen to him, Mark. Chartreuse is his natural color. When he really gets jealous, as when Spaw out performs ihim on tall bridges, he turns a pale shade of mocha! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Aug 02 - 05:18 PM Uh huh. I don't hang out on tall bridges very much. I will admit to being outperformed by Spaw in just 2 areas...very tall tales and flatulence! Anyway, he isn't around much these days...he's really depressed about Shatner surpassing the NYCFTTS as reigning Mudcat icon. - LH - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 30 Aug 02 - 05:26 PM I am sorry to inform you Mister 'Awk that you diagnosis has been reviewed by President Gore and found faulty. He said, "This reminds me of someone I know..." A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Aug 02 - 05:30 PM Are you living in some parallel universe, Amos? Did OJ get convicted in yours? - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 31 Aug 02 - 12:18 AM No. In a surprise twist at the very end of the trial new evid3ence was released which had been uncovered by a thirteen-year-old Unix geek from Sementown, New Jersey, operating a ten-year-old 128-bit Atari machine. The clue was a scrap of email with the return address /\/ESC (slash, slash, backslash, escape). Thanks to the diligence of this tyke and the fact that the local FBI agency listened to him, the crime of Nicole Brown's vicious murder was laid squarely at the feet of Mister William Shatner, who had been passing through town on his rounds as a drummer for the Ajax Soap. Die, and Gasket Company of Olelabiae, Wisconsin. Shatner was apprehended trying to sneak out the back entrance of his cheap boarding house with a double armful of old issues of Esquire. At the time of his capture he weighed 327 pounds. His vehicle, a maroon 1978 Dodge Colt, was impounded as evidence, and was found to have suspicious bloodstains on all four tires, as well as a six-month supply of KrispyKreme doughnuts secreted in the spare tire-well. A
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 31 Aug 02 - 12:34 AM Amos sends parallel-o-grams, but he lives in an asymptotic dimension. Always approaching but never quite arriving. Halves and half-knots, y'know. Now what's all this talk about orange juice getting convected? Don'tcha know the best lack all convection? You Hawaiian Canucks from Pennsylvay-nye-ay are making me mad as Hull. **What**? / Oh. / Nevermind. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 31 Aug 02 - 12:37 AM **LOL** Dammit Amos, ye beat me with yer interposed Shatnerology, there. HAR HAR HAR!! woo hoo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 31 Aug 02 - 12:45 AM LOL, Pooka -- parallel-ograms indeed!! One for the books, buddy!! LOL!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 31 Aug 02 - 01:04 AM Amos thankee sir. As fer the Books: you wrote 'em. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 31 Aug 02 - 01:07 AM I didn't know you were in to thermal literature, Pook. There are very few people who know or much care that Blake was an HVAC engineer in his day job. You have obviously gone tothe trouble of looking up his original manuscript to discover the actual quote ; I commend you on your diligence, sir!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 31 Aug 02 - 01:14 AM Pooka, in to closeted thermal underwear & diletanttely looking up whether Robert Blake was convected in the Future, turns over his Rolling King & resigns: Amos wins. Again. :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Eric Date: 31 Aug 02 - 04:22 PM whats wrong with a few guys hanging around naked, climbing trees and eating steak at the taxpayers expense, hope they had a few beers to round off the experience. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Mark Cohen Date: 01 Sep 02 - 01:26 AM Hawk...guess you haven't been listening, especially to a long-running exchange between CarolC and me! But that's OK, your ears are probably frozen up, eh? I lived in Hilo on the Big Island for 8 years, and recently moved to Honolulu. And there are some folkies here on Oahu! Let me know when you make the trip again, and I'll show you around...and will make sure to find you a bar that serves Molson's. (By the way..."saw pretty well the whole island"?...so you may say, but I don't think so! I still haven't seen the whole island. I have friends who've lived in Kona for 16 years, and just last month they discovered two new beaches!) Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Mark Cohen Date: 01 Sep 02 - 01:30 AM Oh, and Pooka, just wanted to take the oppportunity to tell you how much I've enjoyed your presence on the 'Cat. Reading your posts always makes me rejoyce. Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: CarolC Date: 01 Sep 02 - 01:35 AM LH, you have to go visit Mark. He'll show you a really good time. He's got a waterfall with a swimming hole at the bottom, and a three year supply of plumeria massage oil in his spare room ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: hesperis Date: 01 Sep 02 - 02:26 AM *Mental picture of Mark giving Hawk a massage* - thanks, Carol. I really needed to see that... honest. I'd take a waterfall at any time, though. *g* |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 01 Sep 02 - 02:29 AM I think Mark was saving that for your visit, Carol. Let's not throw the baby out with the bathoil, now!! :>) A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Mark Cohen Date: 01 Sep 02 - 04:08 AM Sorry, Carol, didn't I tell you I moved since the last time? No more waterfall, and no more ocean view out the window....but I still have all the pillows. And I know the plumeria is your favorite, but don't forget that the oil also comes in jasmine, coconut, and white ginger: you know I enjoy variety. (Not that much variety, hesperis.) Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 01 Sep 02 - 12:06 PM Hot Damn, this discussion is gettin' me all, uh, worked up, here. ("Like the Mary Ellen Carter...") O so it's yer Coconuts izzit? b'Jaysus Amos, there's a *baby* in the bathoil?? Wouldyezpleeze tell the Doc & la CC that They have pharmacologies & latexocographies fer that these days? (*Wot* will Dey t'ink of next?)(Deyyy-O! Me say Deyyy-ay-yay-O!) Dr. Mark, I thankee sir! You are way too kind. But, I'll take it. "Rejoyce"! Haw!! But I'm too fur-back to folly some o' his judgemental Joshuan messuages. I'm kinda partial to yer man Yeets. Though I am old with wandering through hollow lands and hilly lands, I still gotta go mow the long dappled grass, dammitall. Pook in at ye later. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 01 Sep 02 - 12:11 PM Appendix (no offense there Doctor): Deyyy-O! We say Deyyy-ay-yay-O! Carol C come, an' we stuck here at home! ;) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: CarolC Date: 01 Sep 02 - 02:22 PM On a somewhat serious note... much as I love the scent of plumeria in the morning and the thought of experiencing paradise in the company of someone as enticing (and who has as many pillows) as Mark, the fact is, I've gone and spliced my rope to that of our own Jack the Sailor (who is a good and honest man and whose wit is equal to the best of Canadian maritimers) and I think the next island I'll be visiting (the last one having been Manhattan), will be the beautiful island of Newfoundland. Wish us luck, eh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 01 Sep 02 - 02:29 PM Spliced??!!! SPLICED??!!! Oh, Carol!!! CONGRATS!!! You're sure it's a splice and not a running bowline now??? So, are you changing your handle to CaroltS?? When did you do this?? You sly fox!! LOL!!! Many many happy wishes fora long prosperous haul together!! -- I am sure you have left the Mudcat world littered with heartbreak!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: smallpiper Date: 01 Sep 02 - 02:44 PM Warning My mate bassic who works in the forn office (dept of lost colonies) is planning to send a gun boat to sort out the clear hostilities in the early part of this threat "We can't have the colonists throwing stones at each other doncherknow!". Furthermore he indents to send the crack division of the household catering corps (washing up brigade) as a peace keeping force. You have been warned ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: CarolC Date: 01 Sep 02 - 04:10 PM Thanks Amos! Actually, the ropes are spliced and we're hauling together now, but we haven't tied any actual knots as of yet, so I'm still CarolC for the time being ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 01 Sep 02 - 04:54 PM LOL smallpiper! T'anks & Guns fer fornographing yer mate's armoredcar indentations. The external threat from the forn foe shall unite our warring factions Over Here! Tellem to prepare for house-to-house urban combat in the little streets of Toronto, Philadelphia, and Belfast, Maine. North Amurricans kick arse! Carol C, congratulations for sure. We Men of Yon Forest, with a Tear in our E'e, wish you and your linespliced say-lye-or all the very best, knotwithstanding the not-yet tide. Haul 'im away lass. / Humble apologies for my littery ditty above. Sometimes I get carried away. ("Hurrah byes! 'Bout time! Walk 'im a-long, John carry 'im a-long...") Have a wonderful excursion to the Isle of the Half-hour Time-difference. In reverential honor of the happy occasion, I won't even sing anything about bidding farewell to anything at all, on the Banks of Newfoundland. See, I ain't so bad. :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: smallpiper Date: 01 Sep 02 - 06:42 PM Congratulations Carol C. Watch out The Pooka the washing up division know where you live!! They are specialists in undercover work and often disguise themselves as automated dishwashers or even tea towels!! theyt'll be on you before you know it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 01 Sep 02 - 07:13 PM smallpiper HAHAHAHAHAHA!! LOL woo woo // Hey, if they try Washing Up around *here* they'll be quickly overwhelmed by my loyal April-Ham Stinkin' Brigade, my fierce 82nd Dustborne Division, & of course my fanatical emptybeerbottle fighters, the Publican Guards. Make my day. :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 02 Sep 02 - 01:48 AM LOL!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: hesperis Date: 02 Sep 02 - 01:57 AM Is THAT why I haven't seen you online lately, Carol!!! You've been busy splicing. Congrats. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: smallpiper Date: 02 Sep 02 - 03:32 AM Gotcha - I just knew you were a fundamentalist (re the fanatical emptybeerbottle fighters)that's it, the recycle corps will be targetting you for definate. I don't know you try and issue a gentle diplomatic warning and look what happens - full scale international house cleaning wars break out. The household brigade will be airbourne as we speek and will be taking the most feared troupes in the world with them - yes the Gurkins and general picking squad....... There's no escape from the outadate yogurt/half a tomatoe/and piece of hard cheese in your fridge brigade who wil be accompanying both the Gurkins and the undercover dishwashers....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Mark Cohen Date: 02 Sep 02 - 05:10 AM Carol--mazel tov! I'll send you some of the plumeria...for auld times sake. All the best, sweetie! Aloha, Mark P.S., you did tell Jack about November, right? And it's all right with him? Eh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 02 Sep 02 - 08:39 AM The wandering of this thread has been amazing wide and far; the sort of stuff that songs are made of. Thanks, all. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 02 Sep 02 - 12:51 PM smallpiper, HAHAHA! OKOK, I'll negotiate. No need to loose the Dirtydogs of War. Come lettuce raisin together. Dr. Mark, you umwisndik drabke: **LOL**!!! So shy, to remember that kind of November....Oh I'm shure it's just *fine* with sailorman Jack, who will be around to see you with a cutlass & a marlinspike right airly...Johnny's Gone to Hilo... There's some that's bound fer Oahu town For to make a splice in yer pants, Heave a-way, me Johnny.... :)
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: GUEST,William Shatner Date: 02 Sep 02 - 02:25 PM Look guys, linking me to the OJ murder case is stretching it. I know you enjoy having fun at my expense, and I really don't mind. But I do NOT weigh 327 pounds! I'm comfortably rounded, that's all. And I drive a pickup truck, not a Dodge Colt. If you want to read some really funny stuff about me, you should read my book "Get A Life". I have stories in there about totally humiliating things that have happened to me in real life that are much funnier and more bizarre than anything you have come up with on this forum. I do appreciate all the coverage I am getting here, though, and I don't wish to be ungracious about it, so thanks! Recognition is recognition, after all. And if I may paraphrase a line from another fictional space epic (one almost as good as the one I was in...): MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU! "Kirk" out.
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 02 Sep 02 - 02:43 PM Oh, LH, dream on!! Your most fervent small-lad imaginings consist of you standing bravely on Kirk's bridge in a pair of wrinkled pajamas with a Junior Space Ranger pin on the left chest, admit it!! But yours would be Doctor Denton's style, with the little feet and the flap in the back for potty training. Whyncha get yerself a REAL icon, space-buddy? Let's drop the cheap Canuck wannabe shtick and elect YODO to the Mudcat Hall of Icons in his place!! If more intelligent you were, clear all this then would be!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Bassic Date: 02 Sep 02 - 03:31 PM Bassic to Smallpiper....... Bassic to Smallpiper.....come in...come in, Did I hear you issue a recall for the task force? I have to say, old chap, that it has come at a dashed inconvenient time! We are just about to cross the coast of Newfoundland for gawds sake! Our Special Weapons adviser (an expert in hot Indian food "to go") has just finished cooking up an absolutely vicious curry which, if we had been able to "let it go" over our designated targets would have had every cleaning contractor on the continent of North America busy for weeks!!! Sadly, this is likely to be our last communication, it would be unthinkable to return to home shores carrying such a dangerous "load". We have taken a vote.....and we are going to .....do the honourable thing. Eat the curry and ditch in Mid Atlantic. Our expert calculates that the curry will have a 50-year half life once we have consumed it, so please send no rescue parties and warn all shipping to stay away for the next century. We do this in the cause of international relations and to preserve peas on earth.It is a far far better thing...................glug..............glug......................glu...ggg........... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Sep 02 - 05:12 PM Oh, kiss off, Amos! You are mistaken. My "most fervent small-lad imaginings" were as follows, in approximate order... 1. to have a talking alligator as my personal friend and fellow adventurer 2. to be Davy Crockett 3. to be Crazy Horse or Gall (another Indian warrior, he also fought at Little Big Horn and turned back Reno's charge on the camp) 4. to have the luscious Karamaneh for my very own (see the Insidious Doctor Fu Manchu books for info...) 5. to have the gorgeous Dejah Thoris for my very own (see the John Carter of Mars books...) 6. to have Miss Delavan (my 7th grade art teacher) for my very own 7. to have Pam Ford for my very own (schoolmate, not related to the former president, was elected "class flirt" in senior year, I believe, and had an ego the size of Texas by that time I think...I was unrealistic, let's face it.) 8. to have various other girls whose names I will not bother to mention for my very own...it would make a long list, and you wouldn't know who any of them are/were anyway...most of them were not as popular as Pam, but they all had their moments of glory nonetheless, I'm sure. And that fairly well covers the "small lad" period of my life. All of these imaginings were in vain, although Pam did allow me to carry her books on one occasion (possibly as a sort of "in" joke for her friends' sake, I don't know), and she gave me a pencil which I cherished for years till my mother inadvertently lost it one day while cleaning my room. What golden memories. Excuse me now while I go off and hang myself. :-) - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 02 Sep 02 - 05:21 PM No, wait!!! Come back!!! You can still have ALL those women for your very own -- except for Thoris. Sorry; she's mine, man. Dejah Thoris!! The soul of my dreams -- knowing that to win her, I would have to be a master of the silvery swinging blade, and also somehow magically transported to the most chauvinistic planet ever dreamed up -- Mars with AIR!!!! I tell ya... I STILL want that dream to come true!! LOL!!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: smallpiper Date: 02 Sep 02 - 06:41 PM Smallpiper to Bassic...... smallpiper to bassic...... Rescue squad on the way equipped with latest yogurt and cucumber dip to nutralise said curry..... my goodness you'll all get medals for this bouys we're proud of you here in the UK (besides we need you as a barganing tool to use against them thar colonials) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 02 Sep 02 - 06:56 PM Smallpipers: Not 'til you learn to tell the gulls from the buoys! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: CarolC Date: 03 Sep 02 - 12:42 AM Thanks The Pooka, Smallpiper, Mark, and hesperis!
No problem The Pooka. I have enjoyed your literary ditties on this thread ;-)
November sounds good, Mark. JtS and I will be there with the oilskins and the harpoon. Will you be providing the marshmallows? Hi hesperis! Yup. I haven't had very many opportunities to be on-line lately, but I anticipate that I'll be able to get on-line more after I've settled in here a bit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Mark Cohen Date: 03 Sep 02 - 01:09 AM Ah, Carol, that was a point neatly missed. Which reminds me...no, I'll leave that sort of reminiscence to LH. He's much better at it than I am...has so much more experience, don't you know. Besides, the kinky personal ads in the Honolulu newspaper are much more plentiful--and not much more expensive--than were the ones in the Hilo paper. Ah, paradise.... Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Jack the Sailor Date: 03 Sep 02 - 01:56 AM I can see how popular CarolC is here. So I'd better make my feelings clear
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: The Pooka Date: 03 Sep 02 - 01:57 AM & Shpeakin' o' Marshmallows: I'm baaaaack. Didn't realize my peaceable offer to negotiate would precipitate such strategic problems, Bassic & Smallpiper. Law of Unanticipated Consequences....I've heard of a Food Fight but this is getting dangerous...I admire your bravery, gentlemen. Thanks Carol C. / O SO IT'S THE HONOLULU KINKY PERSONALS NOW IZZIT!! Cohen yer th' divil. Remarkable wot modern medicine can do with a coconut & a cat-o'-nine-tails. (Or is it cat-o'-six-toes? Nono, different thread...) U keepa u hands offa da luscious Karamaneh, LH! Bedad I hadn't thought of her in years, now ya got me goin' here...off an ANOTHER tangent (Amos, neveryoumind, *I* saw the sine)...can't thank ya enough. --Neyland Smith |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: smallpiper Date: 03 Sep 02 - 01:01 PM And I raise my hat to you too. And I have no problems telling the difference between Bouys and Gulls believe me! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Sep 02 - 01:13 PM No problem, Pooka. I gave up on Karamaneh long ago...along with Diana Rigg (Mrs Peel), Winona Ryder (she smokes...yuck!), Dejah Thoris, and all the rest of them. If I could recoup all the energy I expended fruitlessly on romance in this life, God only knows what I could do with it. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 03 Sep 02 - 01:15 PM Ok, S'piper, I believe ya!! LH -- I got to thank you for a wonderful series of good laughs! You are such a hack!! I love it! Thanks, pal. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Sep 02 - 07:16 PM You're most welcome, Amos. Thanks for the same. Hey weren't those John Carter books and the Fu Manchu books something amazing to read at age 14? Adventure with a capital "A"! I am seriously in need of a lengthy session or two mitt Herr Liebenscheiss. Remembering that lost pencil has triggered an avalanche of old regrets and heartache (*sigh). If only I had had the "love 'em and leave 'em" skills and elan of James T. Kirk in his youth! It must be something to leave a trail of broken hearts all over the galaxy while saving the Universe "as we know it". Some guys have all the luck, even if he has become overweight and balding and can't sing. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: hesperis Date: 04 Sep 02 - 12:08 PM Kirk only had that luck because it was scripted. I'd be suprised if he had similar luck in real life. (You have more luck in that than Kirk ever had, Hawk.) *g* |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Jack the Sailor Date: 04 Sep 02 - 12:32 PM I remember women telling me they thought Kirk was sexy way back then, But many of the women I knew thought Spock was sexier. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Mark Cohen Date: 04 Sep 02 - 12:50 PM Diana Rigg!....sigh.... Of course then there was Darlene the Mouseketeer (you can have Annette, it was always Darlene for me) Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Story L'il Hawk Wants Suppressed From: Amos Date: 04 Sep 02 - 12:58 PM You can have Annette if you exhume her, and bear in mind that your picture of sweet Darlene is now fifty years old, Mark!! Sorry to dash cold water, and all. :>) A |