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Subject: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Jeanie Date: 08 May 02 - 08:56 PM It may be 8.55 on Wednesday where you are, but over here it's 9th May already, which means it's IanB's birthday..So... all together now ..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear IanB, Happy Birthday TO YOU !!! Hip, Hip, Hooray !!! With lots of love and loud kazoo accompaniment, - jeanie and ..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Amos Date: 08 May 02 - 09:18 PM DOUBLE HOPPY BOIFDY, you songster you! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Jerry Rasmussen Date: 08 May 02 - 10:35 PM As Owl would say Hpppffppayyy Btthddday Ian! Jolly good sport, and all that! It's a real pleasure to know you.. Jerry |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Socorro Date: 09 May 02 - 12:04 AM More from the 100 Aker Wood: HIPY PAPY, Many happy returns, & you wear it well. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Socorro Date: 09 May 02 - 12:06 AM About that last one, maybe that's from another guy with a beak??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: katlaughing Date: 09 May 02 - 12:38 AM Well, why be normal...Hippity-Hoppity Boppity Birthday to you, Ian! May you have a wonderful year and many more to come. Thanks for being a part of Mudcat and sharing with us. All the best, kat |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Genie Date: 09 May 02 - 01:03 AM Hippie Bathday! Hope it's a good one, Ian. All the best! Let's see, this one'll make you 35, right? Genie |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Cappuccino Date: 09 May 02 - 03:24 AM Exactly the other way round, Genie! What a most interesting lesson I learned yesterday in time for my birthday - being short of work, I took the offer of a few days' casual work in a local cake, muffin, and flapjack factory. I have never worked on a production line before, and by the end of the first hour was astonished at the amount of boredom the human brain can accept. By the end of the second hour, with seven to go, I had already worn out the attraction of mental arithmetic, counting the flapjacks I had unloaded and passed on (48 to a tray, 20 trays to a trolley, three trolleys waiting to be done...!). And I spent the last three hours standing in one spot, acting as 'cupcake flattener' (honest!), now hallucinating with boredom as cakes whizzed passed on a conveyor belt. I am not returning for a second day! My respects to those who do this every day for a lifetime, but I learned a great lesson - that my time, my brain and my body are far too valuable to waste watching cakes go by, and that from now on I do not waste my time! And that how lucky we people here are to have music in our lives to brighten things up. Happy day, everyone in Mudcatland. - Ian |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: sian, west wales Date: 09 May 02 - 04:39 AM Ian! Many Belated Happies! So, did this stint in pastry hell put you off your birthday cake? (Or did you get to buy one cheap at the end of your shift? Must be some percs. to the job!) sian |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: sian, west wales Date: 09 May 02 - 04:54 AM Oops. It's the 9th today, isn't it? (Thought it was the 10th!) So, Happy Today Birthday, Ian. (The water's gone to my brain - you'll understand!) sian |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Steve in Idaho Date: 09 May 02 - 09:20 AM Happy Birthday Ian - All the best - and yes assembly line work is crappy on a good day.
Steve |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: SharonA Date: 09 May 02 - 12:02 PM Happy birthday, Ian!! Guess you won't want a cake this year, after that day at the factory, huh? Well, at least have some ice cream! Many happy returns. Sharon |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Cappuccino Date: 09 May 02 - 01:52 PM I opened up the cake tin this morning to get one for my son, and what was staring at me? One of those blasted things I spent all day packing! I swear it laughed at me.... .... so I ate it. - ian B |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: wysiwyg Date: 09 May 02 - 01:55 PM Do you spank birthdayees over on that side of the pond? Birthy Happday! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Cappuccino Date: 09 May 02 - 06:29 PM Best offer I've had all day, Susan. - Ian |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Jon Freeman Date: 09 May 02 - 06:33 PM Missed this one... All the best Ian. Jon |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Áine Date: 09 May 02 - 06:50 PM Hey IanB! Happy, happy day to you, fellow Taurus ;-) I hope you had a wonderful day, and found happiness and contentment in your celebrations ;-) All the best, birthday boy -- Áine |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: wysiwyg Date: 09 May 02 - 08:07 PM I believe the trad way is to scoot on all fours through a gauntlet, with each spanker getting in one for each year.... so age times number of spankers, plus one from each for good measure.... so this could be a REALLY good offer if you play it right.... Nice thing is, as we age we tend to scamper more slowly, and perhaps more appreciatively, thus allowing the time needed for so MANY spanks of the old, older, and oldest dear!! *G* Be sure to report results! *G* ~Susan |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 10 May 02 - 12:26 AM Happy Birthdar.john |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: alison Date: 10 May 02 - 03:27 AM Happy Birthday love alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: gnu Date: 10 May 02 - 06:10 AM Gee, August must be quite a month... four Bday threads so far and I've hardly dented the list of threads. Have a happy belated Bday. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Morticia Date: 10 May 02 - 07:08 AM All the happys in the world,Ian. |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: catspaw49 Date: 10 May 02 - 08:34 AM Yes Gnu, I have to agree, but August was the month of which Confuscious spoke when he said, "Man who bounce woman on bedspring, have offspring, next Spring." Ian, regardless of what your parents did in August, there are a few who won't hold it against them. Happy Birthday anyway........... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Amos Date: 10 May 02 - 09:34 AM It's not August that is quite a month, it's November!! Doncha do the math? 'Course it works different in software production. Managers of engineering teams believe that if it takes one woman nine months to produce a baby, you can get a perfectly fine baby by hiring nine women for one month!! LOL! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: SINSULL Date: 10 May 02 - 10:12 AM I missed this one. Happy Birthday, Ian. If you think cupcake flattening is bad, try filling mini-muffin cups by hand! |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: kendall Date: 10 May 02 - 10:37 AM Back home we had a warning: "F..k with a bull, get the horn." Happy Birthday! |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 10 May 02 - 10:42 AM Happy belated Birthday! |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Rick Fielding Date: 10 May 02 - 10:44 AM Happy birthday, from the land of beavers and back-bacon guy! Cheers Rick |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: CarolC Date: 10 May 02 - 07:49 PM Happy birthday IanB! |
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to IanB ! From: Amergin Date: 10 May 02 - 07:58 PM what I want to know...with all these folks having birthdays...is when are we opening the Mudcat Geriatrics Center? |