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Lyr Add: Mama Told Me Not to Chew (parody)

Jack the Sailor 15 Jan 02 - 08:06 PM
Sorcha 15 Jan 02 - 08:11 PM
Chris Amos 16 Jan 02 - 01:12 AM
Rustic Rebel 16 Jan 02 - 01:54 AM
Charley Noble 16 Jan 02 - 01:30 PM
Charley Noble 16 Jan 02 - 01:41 PM
Charley Noble 16 Jan 02 - 01:43 PM
swirlygirl 16 Jan 02 - 02:00 PM
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Subject: Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 15 Jan 02 - 08:06 PM

Momma Told Me I Should Chew

Momma Told Me I Should Chew
Momma Told Me I Should Chew
She said that is the thing you should do, George.
that is the thing you should do

Well I was sittin eating pretzels and enjoying the game.
When a stange thing went and happed I won't never be the same.
A nasty little pretzel it went down the wrong way
And Osama bin Ladin ain't the one to blame.

Momma Told Me I Should Chew
Momma Told Me I Should Chew
She said that is the thing you should do, Dub you Hoo.
that is the thing you should do

I woke up on the carpet the dogs were staring at me
Didn't bark for secret service like ole Lassie
It made kind wonder about conspiracy
These dogs can't be trusted maybe they are Peking ese

Momma Told Me I Should Chew
Momma Told Me I Should Chew
She said that is the thing you should do, Son.
that is the thing you should do

Got brusies on my cheekbone abrasions on my lip
The cameras zooming now for another photo clip
Its really quite annoying such a total gyp
It looks like I've been drinking when all I did was slip.

Momma Told Me I Should Chew
Momma Told Me I Should Chew
She said that is the thing you should do, Son.
that is the thing you should do

Momma told me momma told me momma told me....


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Subject: Lyr Add:Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: Sorcha
Date: 15 Jan 02 - 08:11 PM

pPutting an Add in the box......see above.


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Subject: RE: Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: Chris Amos
Date: 16 Jan 02 - 01:12 AM

He should have known better than to do two things at once,watching TV and eating, come on.

C


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Subject: RE: Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 16 Jan 02 - 01:54 AM

He forgot to chew, now he's turnin' blue Seeing fog, and stares from the dog. It was all to clear, if he had a beer the pretzel wouldn't have clogged and George wouldn't have fogged.


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Subject: RE: Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: Charley Noble
Date: 16 Jan 02 - 01:30 PM

How about reworking this one to the old country heart throb "Mama Tried." Just think Cheney was just a pretzel away from becoming President, or was it a dog's breath away?


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Subject: RE: Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: Charley Noble
Date: 16 Jan 02 - 01:41 PM

How about reworking this one to the old country heart throb "Mama Tried." Just think Cheney was just a pretzel away from becoming President, or was it a dog's breath away?


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Subject: RE: Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: Charley Noble
Date: 16 Jan 02 - 01:43 PM

McGrath beat me to "a pretzel away" in the other thread.:-(


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Subject: RE: Momma Told Me Not To Chew
From: swirlygirl
Date: 16 Jan 02 - 02:00 PM

amazing how a right wing looney can command so much of everyone's interest...

:)

xxx


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