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Subject: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Jan 02 - 02:59 PM Okay, we're all cool here so this Stag Party ain't restricted......Boys and Girls are ALL INVITED!!!! The only exception is NO PRUDES ALLOWED....except Joe. Yep... We need to give Joe a real cyber stag party before his real one on Friday, which will be weird because his best man is a woman. That's true a lot in this life............Anyway, whaddaya' say?
The JOE OFFER NONSTAG PARTYCome one and come all!!! The Cyber Party for Joe Offer who gives up his single status on Saturday will be held:
WHEN? Starting at 9AM Thursday (Mudcat Time) Okay folks, here's your chance to give show all the respect he deserves....and if you do, I'll be pissed....Let's give ol' Father JoeBro a hale and hearty sendoff on his return to "married guy" status!!!!!
Spaw
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: MMario Date: 08 Jan 02 - 03:07 PM why wait? |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: wysiwyg Date: 08 Jan 02 - 03:10 PM Will Christina get to be the only Mudcatter who can see Joe in his undies? Wait, maybe I'll buy a calendar-- is he in there??? ~Susan |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: MMario Date: 08 Jan 02 - 03:14 PM both of them are! |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Jan 02 - 03:15 PM Mario, I want to give everyone time to prepare. What with the party hats and all ya' know? Not to mention the bawdy songs that need to be written and possibly some website research for "appropriate" movies and such......We'll give it a classy title and Joe can print it out for all posterity or to wipe his posterior...whatever. No sense wasting it on this thread, just get ready to put in your best stuff on Thursday!!! (Besides...another thread will continue to embarass Joe) Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 08 Jan 02 - 03:26 PM I'll be there...or here...whatever. Mary (who's never been to a stag party before!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: MMario Date: 08 Jan 02 - 03:28 PM my god! logic from 'spaw! ;) and I like his reasoning... |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Joe Offer Date: 08 Jan 02 - 03:45 PM Hey, I'm not a prude. I'm just....modest. I sure hope there will be singing at this stag party. -Joe Offer, and yes I am embarrassed- |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Morticia Date: 08 Jan 02 - 04:11 PM Well, I was Micca's Best Person and we had a pretty good stag night....so I'll be there...hey, Spaw, are we hiring one of Kat's Free Fall Weight Lifting and Belly Dancing Girls? And if so, can we have the one that plays melodeon with her teeth while reciting all 107 verses of Eskimo Nell...that was neat! |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Wyrd Sister Date: 08 Jan 02 - 04:32 PM Can I offer pink fluffy handcuffs?(Ooooh no! Of course they're not mine! They're my daughter's!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 Jan 02 - 04:40 PM Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Go for it anyway!!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Amos Date: 08 Jan 02 - 04:52 PM I have always felt that hope SHOULD triumph over experience, Liz. In fact I think that's what we call "learning", no?? LOL!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Jan 02 - 05:06 PM In Joe's case I think it was prayer triumphing over futility...... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Helen Date: 08 Jan 02 - 05:20 PM Well 'Spaw, here in Oz if the attendees of a stag party aren't pissed, then the whole thing is a fizzer. Having a piss-up leads to getting pissed (and if it's beer you are drinking then, well, as the saying goes: you don't buy beer, you only rent it. I'll be there if I can figure out what time 9AM Thursday (Mudcat Time) is in the real world of Oz. Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Burke Date: 08 Jan 02 - 05:21 PM 9 AM mudcat time? That's 6 AM on the left coast. Shouldn't it start a little later so the the guest of honor can at least be awake? |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: wysiwyg Date: 08 Jan 02 - 05:30 PM I think it's all a plot. Spaw has a bunch of punchlines worked up and all he lacked were straight men. Er, women. Er, um straight, um, in the comedic sense, not meaning to discriminate... Anyway we'are all just dupes in his plan! ~Susan |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Jan 02 - 05:39 PM WHAT? Susan, how can you accuse me of such a thing? I'm deeply hurt you would think such a thing of ME!! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go back to surfing the porn sites for a nice kick-off post......... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: GUEST,John Gray / Australia Date: 08 Jan 02 - 05:52 PM Liz the Squeak. Crikey, I'm looking for wife No.3. Where does that leave me ? JG / FME |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: GUEST,Desdemona Date: 08 Jan 02 - 06:09 PM Well, *I'LL* be there, never having been known to willingly miss a party; I'm just wondering what my esteemed colleagues will think on Thursday morning when I amble into the office wearing a party dress and lugging a big ol' jug of beer....on second thought, how's that too much different from other Thursdays?! |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: alison Date: 08 Jan 02 - 06:46 PM 1am Friday morning (Oz time) I think Helen..... slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Jan 02 - 07:03 PM Yeah al, but Helen and all, that's just for the start....It can go as long as we want!!!! Drag up your best stuff and let's rock an roll!!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Gareth Date: 08 Jan 02 - 07:11 PM Unfortunately I have a previous engagement twixt 7 pm and 9pm UK time. But I will drink a toast or five to your sucess and happiness from 9.30 PM onwards in the "Royal Oak" Ystrad Mynach. And in the best South Wales tradition Joe, consider yourself tied naked to a Lampost, with beer and paint poured over your dangly bits. Gareth |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Jan 02 - 07:17 PM Gareth, I expect the thread to run at least 24 hours and it starts about 2 or 3 PM UK time so you'll have plenty of time to fix Joe right up! Nice touch too!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: GUEST,CLETUS Date: 08 Jan 02 - 07:42 PM Wal I tellya thet me an Paw an Buford an the Reg boyz will be heer with bells on. Mebbee we woant wear nuthin but them bellz but weel be heer an reddy fer a gud time uv her yu bet. CLETUS |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: wysiwyg Date: 08 Jan 02 - 07:43 PM I think we USers oughtta move the party to Spaw's house. As a Mudcat fundraiser. I'd give a lot to see him actually tend bar in person! Can't we non-performers pay a cover charge for attending this bash and being entertained by the reat of youse? Kidding! I'll be in there in my recliner, watching, and giving rest to the weary revelers! Hell, I may even be there DOUBLE! ~Susan |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Sorcha Date: 08 Jan 02 - 07:43 PM If I'm still on this side of the grass, I'll be there.
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: artbrooks Date: 08 Jan 02 - 09:00 PM I'll be there...or here, then...or wherever...for how ever long...I guess... Anybody wanna open the Snug on PalTalk so we can sing dirty songs out loud? |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: alison Date: 08 Jan 02 - 09:09 PM anyone can create any room "The Joe Offer Stag Party Singalong"-room should draw an interesting crowd....lol slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Joe Offer Date: 08 Jan 02 - 09:15 PM Hey, I want a recording of this singalong. I'm off to see my sweetie, out of computer range, so I'll miss the whole thing. Stay sober, guys. Or, at least, stay out of jail. -Joe Offer, the blushing groom- |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: artbrooks Date: 08 Jan 02 - 09:30 PM Don't you have to be an official hat, alison? |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: alison Date: 08 Jan 02 - 09:38 PM nope not to open a room...... if you want to be able to "chuck people out"... you need to permanently create one... with a password .... but anyone can do that slainte alison
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: alison Date: 08 Jan 02 - 09:42 PM to simply open a room you go to "groups" click the "create" button at the bottom and select "voice enabled"... you can lock the room from there to so people can only get in by invite... to make a "permanent" room/...... go to "groups"... click "admin" (at the top)and choose "setup group"... that gets you a "hat" slainte alison
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: alison Date: 08 Jan 02 - 10:16 PM found an interesting "stag" site... think joe should start his challenges now or he won't get through it in time....... so who wants to be first with the ice cubes??? *grin* slainte alison
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: WyoWoman Date: 08 Jan 02 - 10:46 PM Never having been to a stag party before, I fear I lack imagination. But I'm game. I'll dust off my pasties if you do, Spaw. ... You can show me that opposite-directions thing ... ww |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: CRANKY YANKEE Date: 08 Jan 02 - 11:16 PM Congrat's Joe. How did a nice girl from Woonsocket RI wind up in California? Anyway, you can't go wrong with a Rhode Island Wife. I married two of them, first one (now deceased) gave me three GREAT children, (in chronological order)Joyce Katzberg, Kate Katzberg and David (the fishin' musician)Katzberg. The current Mrs G. and I have been together since 1970 (Donna) and it gets better all the time. Another Don Bosquet cartoon shows a sign over a highway reading, "Entering Woonsocket, keep your smart remarks to yourself" Regards, Jody |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Lonesome EJ Date: 09 Jan 02 - 01:32 AM I've got a box of party favors here. I'm gonna need some help blowing up this inflatable woman. |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Peter Kasin Date: 09 Jan 02 - 02:20 AM LEJ, that's quite an "Offering" for this party. :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Jan 02 - 03:17 AM Wife No. 3 John Gray?? I should think that should leave you somewhere outside the Neil Young Centre for the Terminally Bemused!!! *Sigh*, some people are just gluttons for punishment..... Oh, and if you are 'the other woman' - never marry him, it just creates a vacancy. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: gnu Date: 09 Jan 02 - 07:45 AM I'll have time to wax up my No.4 Conibear for securing him to that lamp post. Hey, don't get your knickers in a twist... it was a "present" at my stag party. Boys had me "trapped" to a chair when... nevermind. |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Bill D Date: 09 Jan 02 - 12:09 PM stag party? count me in! |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: catspaw49 Date: 09 Jan 02 - 07:51 PM About 12 hours to go...... |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: wysiwyg Date: 09 Jan 02 - 09:03 PM That Bill sure is cute! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Lonesome EJ Date: 09 Jan 02 - 09:07 PM horny little devil though |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Bobert Date: 09 Jan 02 - 09:14 PM Yo, Spawz. I realize that I ain't been around here long so it's a push for me to ask for an invite... but Clete must have said something to Rufus and now he wants to come, too. He's out there right now with a flashlight ducttaped to his head waxing up the old Chevette for the occasion. Whaddayathink, Spawz? Ahh, and ol' bobert don't exactly want to sound like the hillbilly he is but... who's Joe Offer and what's he offerin'... other than the rest of life following a woman thru department stores and an endless supply of "Yes, Dears".... |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Morticia Date: 09 Jan 02 - 09:47 PM If that IS what Joe's offering, I wish I'd found him first! Mine whines incessantly, demands coffee every 15 minutes and tells me honestly that he doesn't give a damn which dress I choose, only "choose one of them!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: Bobert Date: 09 Jan 02 - 10:04 PM Sorry, Morticia, did you send him to husband training? I went... and am now up to seven miles of mindless department store following and can say "Yes, Dear" in three languages with an occasional "I like the other one better" thrown in for effect.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: RSVP NOW-JoeOfferStagParty(all invited) From: catspaw49 Date: 09 Jan 02 - 10:54 PM Hey Bobertz....Bring 'em all along, Come one Come all!!! Spaw |
