Subject: LYR ADD: Food for a King
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Date: 28 Aug 99 - 04:28 PM
The Norfolk Stiff-Rump: Or The Apple=Dumpling Eater. Giving an Account, how one Rogers of Lexham in Norfolk by Vertue of Apple-Dumplings, got his Wife with Child of Nine Boys at a time. Tune of, Winchester Wedding. Licensed according to Order.
In Norfolk there Liveth a Yeoman, At Lexham, a Town in that Shire, More lusty than ever I knew Man, A Prince of a Man I will swear; He eats so much Dumpling they say, That (not to Belye him in Rhyme,) He show'd his Wife delicate Play, And got her Nine Boys at a time.
And had not the Bed yielded to him, Besides what I told you before, All Men that ever yet knew him, Do think that he had gotten Three more; For Dumpling so strenthened his Back, It is such a delicate thing, That his bedfellow he held to Tack, For Dumpling is Food for a King.
You Women the Pray for a Baby, Whose Husbands are Feeble and Old, Must Eat as much Dumpling as may be; 'Twill make 'em both Lusty and Bold, 'Tis Dumpling prolongs a Mans Life, And makes him with ease do the Thing, 'Tis Dumpling joyns Husband and Wife, And Dumpling is Food for a King.
When Man has been hard at his Labour, All vexed with Sorrow and Care, The something you know has some favour, For Dumpling is delicate Fare; It makes a Man fit for the Work, And fits him so well for the thing, He gets you a Boy at a Jerk, Oh! Dumpling is Food for a King.
If Dumpling was once but in Fashion, The Whoring would quickly go down, There would be no cuckolds i'th' Nations, For all would make use of their own; The Bawds would turn honest and True, And sadly Pecccavi would Sing. And Men would live quietly too, For Dumplins is Food for a King.
The King would never want Seamen, To Fight on his Royal Concerns, London would never want Freemen, Nor Women a Man for their Turns; We all should be Happy and Blest, Nay, doubly Blest in the Thing, I speak it without any Jest, That Dumpling is Food for a King.
An now all you Maids that Love young Men, And that are designed to wed; If you would have them be strong Men, O let them with Dumplins be fed; Dyet them well for the Race With Dumplins that delicate Thing, And fear not they'l scoure your Chace, For Dumplins is Food for a King.
Then both at Dinner and Supper, Be sure to bring in this Dish, 'Twill rarely well strengthen his Crupper As much as a Woman can wish. Instead of a Posset of Sack, Besure some Dumplins to bring, 'Twill mightily strengthen his Back; For Dumplins is Food for a King. London, Printed for R. H in Little Britain, 1692.
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