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Subject: Lyr Add: THE BODHRAN SONG (Brian O'Rourke)
From: AndreasW
Date: 11 Jan 99 - 03:21 AM

THE BODHRÁN SONG

as performed by Tim Dennehy on a CD called 20 Famous Irish Ballads

Oh I am a year old kid
I'm worth scarcely fifteen quid.
I'm the kind of beast you might well look down on
But my value will increase
At the time of my decease
For when I grow up I want to be a bodhrán.

If you kill me for my meat
You won't find me very sweet.
Your palate I'm afraid I'll soon turn sour on.
Ah but if you do me in
For the sake of my thick skin
You'll find I make a tasty little bodhrán.

Now my parents Bill and Nan,
They do not approve my plan
To become a yoke for every yob to pound on
Ah but I would sooner scamper
With a bang than with a whimper
And achieve reincarnation as a bodhrán.

I look forward to the day
When I leave off eating hay
And become a drum to entertain a crowd on
And I'll make my presence felt
With each well-delivered belt
As a fully qualified and licensed bodhrán.

And 'tis when I'm killed and cured
My career will be assured
I'll be a skin you'll see no scum nor scour on
But with studs around my rim
I'll be sound in wind and limb
And I'll make a dandy, handy little bodhrán.

Oh my heart with joy expands
When I dream of far-off lands
And consider all the streets that I will sound on
And I pity my poor ma
Who has never seen a Fleadh
Or indulged in foreign travel as a bodhrán.

For a hornpipe or a reel
A dead donkey has no feel
Or a horse or cow or sheep that has its shroud on
And you can't join in a jig
If you're a former grade A pig
But you can wallop out the lot if you're a bodhrán.

So if e'er you're feeling low
To a session you should go
And bring me there to exercise an hour on.
You can strike a mighty thump
On my belly, back or rump
But I thank you if you'd wait till I'm a bodhrán.

When I dedicate my hide,
I'll enhance the family pride
And tradition is a thing I won't fall down on
For I'll bear a few young bucks
Who'll inherit my good looks
And be proud to know their old one is a bodhrán.

And I don't think I'll much mind
When I've left himself behind
For the critter can no longer turn the power on
For with a celtic ink design
Tattooed on my behind
I can be a very sexy little bodhrán

Now I think you've had enough
Of this rubbishy old guff
So I'll put a sudden end to my wee amhrán
And quite soon my bloody bleat
Will become a steady beat
When I start my new existence as a bodhrán.



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Subject: RE: LYRADD:The Bodhrán Song
From: Martin Ryan
Date: 11 Jan 99 - 06:30 AM

Written by Brian O'Rourke - author of some other very funny songs. Most famous is "Chantal du Champignon" (or thereabouts) - a 20 minute long account of a male mid-life crisis. This now has true cult status - with a loose group who meet twice a year to celebrate it. The only requirement for membership is the ability to sing at leat one verse!

Regards


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Subject: RE: LYRADD:The Bodhrán Song
From: MMario
Date: 25 Apr 02 - 02:50 PM

tune? anyone?


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Subject: RE: LYRADD:The Bodhrán Song
From: Noreen
Date: 25 Apr 02 - 03:13 PM

I can do it if no-one beats me to it- but not for a few days. Please remind me...!

(Got it on tape from Jacko's singing on Paltalk.)


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Subject: RE: LYRADD:The Bodhrán Song
From: Brían
Date: 25 Apr 02 - 03:20 PM

It's also on Colm O'Donnell's Farewell to Evening Dances. The melody seems to be the same as ACROSS THE WESTERN OCEAN.

Brían


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Subject: RE: LYRADD:The Bodhrán Song
From: Noreen
Date: 27 Apr 02 - 07:25 PM

NWC file of tune e-mailed to MMario.

Brían, the tune I heard is not the same as ACROSS THE WESTERN OCEAN (if you mean the same one as is in the DT)

Noreen


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Subject: RE: LYRADD:The Bodhrán Song
From: GUEST,MMario - on road trip
Date: 28 Apr 02 - 07:44 PM

Thanks! I'll be looking forward to this when I get back to my own computer


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Subject: RE: LYRADD:The Bodhrán Song
From: paddymac
Date: 28 Apr 02 - 09:30 PM

I've got this song on a CD by a Dub named Seamus Moore. I did it for St Paddy's about five years ago, and even though we liked it, it seemed to go right over the audience. That's a problem at times, if your audience doesn't have a sufficient background to appreciate the nuances of a song. I think it's a self-produced disk, but I'll check. Several other funny songs on there as well, including "Pakistani Pat", the story of a somewhat bellicose son of an Irish mother and a Pakistani father.


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Subject: RE: LYRADD:The Bodhrán Song
From: Brían
Date: 28 Apr 02 - 10:13 PM

I had the wrong title. In the DT it's called OH FOR ME GROG. Sorry for the confusion.

:)
Brían


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Subject: RE: LYRADD:The Bodhrán Song
From: GUEST,Martin Ryan
Date: 29 Apr 02 - 06:40 AM

The tune is the one used for the "Sive" song, the chorus of which goes "And they murdered lovely Sive...". Was it "The bright silvery light of the moon" in an earlier life? Similar to "All for me grog" alright.

Regards


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Subject: Lyr Add: TALKING BODHRÁN FOLK BLUES
From: GUEST,macca
Date: 30 Apr 02 - 06:46 AM

Great song which I'll probably try to pinch when nobody's looking - As an interested party when it comes to these diabolical drums, I was messing about the other day at our regular session and came up with the following - just rattle out any old rhythm you like, but it helps if you can vary it (deliberately) as you go along. PS - you heard it first here, so if there's any royalties going...... PPS - Probably works best in a fake amurricane accent with (in my case) a Scots background. Pretend you're Lonnie Donnigan which is where the original idea came from..

TALKING BODHRÁN FOLK BLUES

If you ain't looking for no trouble,
Let me tell you how to do it.
Don't get a bodhran, or you'll be right into it.
Just thumping that thing, day and night.
Ain't no way you can do it right.
People'll grumble and carry on,
Tell you it needs tuning - Offer you a knife.
Always moaning, whinging.
Tell you there ain't no point in practising.
Ain't got no patience, some folks.
Once I thought I'd like to play some music.
So I spoke to a friend of mine - He built stuff.
Tried fiddle, guitar, mandolin - Even tried banjo.
Nothing worked.
Fiddle needed accuracy - Guitar needed chords.
Hell, Mandolin even needed strings.
Banjo – Well, I figured if I played it loud enough,
Nobody would notice I couldn't play a melody.
I was wrong though.
People noticed - Cast aspersions - Other things.
Eggs, tomatoes - Half bricks – Hand grenades.
So I asked around - Discovered – Drums.
Asked my friend for something that would sound good if I hit it.
He gave me his mother-in-law's phone number.
I said no thanks - She was bigger than me.
And the wrong key anyway.
He said the next best thing was a bodhran.
Tried it – liked it.
So I spoke to a feller who had two.
He gave me a great deal – Threw them both in. As a straight swap -
For a pair of ear-plugs.
Gave me a special stick to hit them with.
Said just cut off the end to a suitable length.
Said the axe-head was optional.
So I took the bodhrans and I took the stick.
And I went to a place I knew where bodhrans were welcome.
The Celtic Tearooms.
Well, I guess they didn't know any better.
They damn soon learned though.
But people said they liked it.
Even people who played music said that.
Before they left.
Still, I persevered - Practised.
Learned how to change rhythms.
Learned how to set a beat.
How to recognise a tempo.
That's what they use to see how hot it is.
Soon people were pointing me out in the street.
Mind, they used to do that anyway.
But now they were saying, "Hey, lookit the bodhran player.
You can see how good he is with a bodhran.
He can walk in step – With himself – Nearly."
Still, I keep trying - Trying all the time.
Day and night - Trying.
Week in week out - Trying.
Trying, trying, trying.
Yep – Very.
My good lady wife said if I didn't stop trying,
Especially at my age – One of us had to go.
But I knew I couldn't.
And I knew that I needed her with me.
"Cause of my undying love for her, even after all those years together.
And the cooking – and washing – and cleaning.
And if we split up, well,
I just didn't know who - I'd be able to do it for.
So I bought her a bodhran too.
Must be contagious - Now she's practising.
For hours on end – Duelling bodhrans.
Thud thud thud.
The neighbours have moved.
The cat left home.
Even the budgie sits with its' wings in its' ears.
Mind you, it's got its' good points.
Somewheres - Must have.
Surely.
Sometimes I wish I'd never heard of bodhrans.
But what the hell. Just hit the thing.
Makes me feel good.
Gonna make the big time sometime.
Somebody said I should cut me a record.
Waste of time – Now I can't play either half.
Joined a group.
A guitar and a dulcimer and me.
Nothing.
Joined another group.
Fiddle and a keyboard and me.
Still nothing.
Gonna try again.
Third time lucky.
Bagpipes and steam calliope and me.
Somebody's got to shovel the coal.
Great career move – So they tell me.
Still rather be thumping away.
Gonna keep thumping.
Just them and me.
Well,
Me.

(line breaks added by a joeclone)


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Subject: Tune Add: THE BODHRÁN SONG (Brian O'Rourke)
From: MMario
Date: 30 Apr 02 - 12:30 PM

MIDI file: bodhr_~1.mid

Timebase: 192

Name: THE BODHRÁN SONG
Text: By Unregistered User
Copyright: Copyright © 2002 by NoteWorthy Software, Inc.
Tempo: 140 (428571 microsec/crotchet)
Key: G
TimeSig: 4/4 24 8
Start
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This program is worth the effort of learning it.

To download the latest version of MIDItext and get instructions on how to use it click here

ABC format:

X:1
T:Bodhrán song
M:4/4
Q:1/4=140
K:G
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G2F2A4|-A6B2|c2d2B2c2|A2G4F2|G2A2G2F2|E2D6|
BBB2d2d2|B2c2A2G2|-GFA2G4|-G6D2|G2B2d2c2|
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Subject: RE: LYRADD:The Bodhrán Song
From: GUEST,jamescorcoran66@hotmail.com
Date: 15 Jul 04 - 02:56 PM

where can i get the tape/cd of drumsnot,,,any website,,i am living in chicago now for the last 11 years and i had a tape of it until it eaten up in my tape player,,its the best thank you,,,jc


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Subject: RE: LYRADD:The Bodhrán Song
From: MartinRyan
Date: 15 Jul 04 - 05:07 PM

Drop a line to:

Brian O'Rourke 36 Lakeshore Drive, Renmore, Galway , Ireland

Tell him I sent you!

Regards


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Subject: RE: LYRADD:The Bodhrán Song
From: TS
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 12:32 PM

haha....excellent...the shite I take from the band onstage for "not being a musician"..cant wait to surprise them with this one on stage this weekend...hahha...thanks kids!....Slainte!


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Subject: RE: LYRADD:The Bodhrán Song
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 07:23 PM

I got the words of this off Mudcat a few years ago, but no tune either. Having read it over a couple of times and got the meter, the tune that came into my head was "All for me grog" to which I have been singing it since, and it fits quite well. Sorry if it's not the right tune!
I would agree that it is of specialist interest and rather long if you sing the complete complement of verses - unless you are singing it to a crowd of bodhran players!
BTW Ian McCalman of the McCalmans has written a song called "Bodhrans and Banjos" which pokes fun at both of these much maligned instruments. it's on their latest CD, "Tangled Web".


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Subject: Brian O'Rourke, RE: Lyr Add: The Bodhrán Song
From: GUEST,Henry Scherr
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 12:45 PM

Does anyone have any info on availability of recordings of songs by Brian O'Rourke, including the subject song and "Chantal du Champignon"?


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Bodhrán Song
From: MartinRyan
Date: 09 Aug 04 - 02:01 PM

Henry

Drop a line to Brian at the address given earlier in the thread.

Regards


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