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 SCOTLAND DEPRAVED
(llewtraH)
 Bring out the whiskey mother, Oh I'm feelin' frisky mother,
Bring out the sheep, I'm so lonely tonight.
Bring out the sheets of rubber, bring out the peanut butter,
 England's forever but Scotland's Depraved!
Chorus:
Tall and in gallant shame, Scotland, me mountain hame.
 Tall may the heads of Englishmen wave!
 Land of the Highland whiskey.
Land of the Golfer's tee.
 Land of my heart, always, Scotland's Depraved!
 Bring me some whiskey, mother; oh I'm feeling frisky, mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
I need a lover, mother; no, not my brother, mother
 I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
 Bring out the whiskey mother, Oh I'm so thirsty mother
 Bring out the condoms, I'm so restless tonight
 Bring out my little brother - I'll have no other lover
 England's forever but Scotland's depraved
 Bring out the whiskey mother, Oh I'm soooo thirsty mother,
 Bring out the sheep, I'm feeling kinky tonight.
Bring me my little sister, lord knows I've really missed her.
England's forever but Scotland's Depraved!
Bring out the whiskey mother, Oh I'm feelin' frisky mother,
Bring out the prize ram I'm so horny tonight.
When I'm all done with humpin', then we'll all feast on mutton.
England's forever but Scotland's Depraved!
Bring out the whiskey mother, Oh I'm so thirsty mother,
Bring out the CheezWhiz I'm so kinky tonight.
Lord knows I really wanna bring out the Greased Iguana,
England's forever but Scotland's Depraved!
Down in the fields of heather, bring out the whips of leather,
 Whip me most soundly lassie and hear me rave!
Down where the streams are windin', bring out the ropes for bindin',
 England's forever but Scotland's Depraved!
Hark, when the night is fallin, Hear! Hear! the Scotsmen far callin',
Loudly and proudly fartin' down through the glens!
 Down where the shepherd's sleepin', Hear! Hear! the sheep a'bleatin',
'Fraid they're goin' to be raped by Highlander men!
 Gerbils don't make it, mother, they just can't take it, mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
Owls, bats and other critters just tend to give me jitters;
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
 (bridge)
Sheep never talk about it
They never ever doubt it
 Always so placid, affectionate and nice!
Give me that lanolin, better than flannel-in
 I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
 Bring me my dear old sister, Oh God! How I've missed her
 I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
Bring me my dear Aunt Mary, Oh God! She's so damn hairy
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
 Bring me my dear grandmother, I'd wish for none the other
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
I need a lover, mother, You'll do if there's no other
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
 (bridge)
Sheep never talk about it
They never ever doubt it
 Always so placid, affectionate and nice!
 Give me that lanolin, better than flannel-in
 I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
 Bring out the whiskey mother, Oh I'm soooo thirsty mother,