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 The Randy Crow
Once a randy crow flew out of his favourite tree,
 But not a lady crow could he see,
 So he flew far and wide and he flew round the whole county,
 Singing "Who can I find who will screw with me?"
Chorus: Who'll screw with me-ee, who'll screw with me-ee,
 Who can I find who will screw with me?
So he flew far and wide and he flew round the whole county,
 Singing "Who can I find who will screw with me?"
The crow spied a blue tit, sitting on a pile of bricks,
 Landed beside her and gave her his dick.
Sang the blue tit, "I'm a tit, a blue tit who has just done 'it',
 With a randy crow and I liked it."
The crow spied a turtle dove, sitting by a pigeon-cote,
 Landed beside her and gave her his cock.
Sang the dove, "I'm a turtle dove, and I've just made love,
 With a randy crow and I liked it."
The crow spied a rook a-nesting in a rookery,
 Landed beside her for some fucky-fucky.
 Cawed the rook, "I'm a rook and I've had a little nookie,
 With a randy crow and I liked it."
The crow spied a robin who was sitting in a tree,
 Landed there for some hanky-panky.
Said the robin "I'm a robin, Cock Robin, now they all call me,
Had a randy crow and I liked it."
 On the village pond, the crow spied a paddling duck,
Landed beside her for a fuck.
 Said the duck, "I'm a duck and I've had a little fuck,
With a randy crow and I liked it."
The crow spied a duck, sitting on the local lake,
 Landed beside it, the duck got raped.
 Said the duck "I'm a drake and there's been a great mistake,
Had a randy crow but I liked it!"