Rio Rio Bully Oh Rio
chorus: Rio rio, bully oh rio,
Jesus Christ how bully I feel,
Straight from the whorehouse, pecker like steel
 My little organ grinder.
Took my girl to City Hall,
Spread her legs from wall to wall,
Fucked her 'til I made her bawl,
With my little organ grinder.
 Took her to the city dump,
Laid her rump upon a stump,
 Missed her rump and split the stump,
With my little organ grinder.
 Laid her down upon the grass,
 Aimed my pecker at her ass,
 Missed her ass and mowed the grass,
 With my little organ grinder.
 Laid her on her mother's bed,
 Rubbed her tits until they bled,
Busted up her maidenhead,
 With my little organ grinder.
 Met a girl upon the street,
 Shoved my pecker up her seat,
 Stood there while she beat my meat,
 With my little organ grinder.
 Now she's dead and in her tomb,
 Worms crawl in and out her womb,
I don't care 'cause there's still room,
 For my little organ grinder.
Some folks say that I'm a knave,
Others say that I'm depraved,
 Cause I jackoff on her grave,
 With my little organ grinder.
 (Jim Soper at Stanford Univ 1949)
 To sit and sing them seems such a crime,