Ride On
 There once was a shiek of Araby
 Ride on, Ride on,
 There once was a shiek of Araby,
 A buggering, fuckering bastard, he,
With a swaggering tool hung down to his knee,
 Ride on, you buggers, ride on.
 He yelled for his eunuch at half past nine,
 Ride on, Ride on,
 He yelled for his eunuch at half past nine,
"Get down to my harem, you lazy swine,
 And bring me my favorite concubine!"
Ride on, you buggers, ride on.
 He was back in a flash with a lady gay,
 Ride on, ride on,
 He was back in a flash with a lady gay,
She made for the bed and on it lay,
He was on her, and in her, and banging away,
Ride on, you buggers, ride on.
 He was over and under and come some more,
 Ride on, ride on,
 He was over and under and come some more,
The blanket was shredded and wet with gore,
The springs gave way and they hit the floor,
Ride on, you buggers, ride on.
 They hit the floor with a terrible crack,
 Ride on, ride on,
 They hit the floor with a terrible crack,
It split the lady from front to back,
And the shiek's proud horn was forever slack,
 Ride on, you bugger, ride on.
So here's the moral for one and all,
Ride on, ride on,
 So here's the moral for one and all,
 If you want to screw but you're afraid to fall,
Fuck her standing against the wall,
 Ride on, you bugger, ride on.
the head."