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 New Zealand Sheep Song
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Oh, to be just like the men of New Zea,
If they can't find a girl, with a sheep they'll make free.
 Sheep are fleecy and fluffy, they're really not baaad,
 And they're easy to find when the going gets hard.
Now there are plenty of men who will swear by a moose,
 But in too many places they're found just in zoos.
 For something more common and easy to keep,
You really can't beat the ubiquitous sheep.
 You can feed them on grass, on pellets or hay,
 You can have a whole harem to keep boredom at bay.
 They're not hard to handle, they're usually quite cheap;
 You can enjoy many pleasures with your own flock of sheep.
They never get jealous, or bored on dull days;
 When you're not in the mood, they just quietly graze.
Pick a ram or a lamb or an attractive ewe,
 Whiche'er you choose it will satisfy you.
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