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 Lady Of Pleasure
(llewtraH)
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I'm a lady of pleasure, I'm a lady of joy;
I'm a lady of leisure for the docked sailor-boy;
And the welcome I'll give you is warm.
You can get what you want when your money's up front
You can get what you want if what you want's cunt,
I'm a sailor-lad's port in a storm.
 To some I'm a sweetheart, to some I'm a whore
 I'm the fine fancy lady the sailors adore,
To some I'm a girl of uncertain virtue
Well, I know the score 'cause I'm done it before,
 And if you pay well, I will do it some more.
Just knock and I'll open the door.
To some I'm a strumpet, to some I'm a doxy,
 To the young sailor lad I'm fine and I'm foxy,
And I'm yours if you'll give me the price.
I know many secrets, I knows many tricks,
 I know how to handle the sailor-lads pricks.
Call on me whene'er you're in dock.
 "Where are you going, my young sailor dandy?
You've been six months at sea and feeling quite randy --
Have you someone to sleep with tonight?
 If you're willing to pay, you'll have somewhere to stay.
I'm a lady of pleasure, I'm carefree and gay,
 And I haven't the Spanish disease.
There's some from the New World, there's some stopped by chance;
There's some who've come in from the spice-lands afar,
And there's some who've just broken their journeys.
 But I'm there with the tide, I can sell you a ride.
 For a cut of your wages you can sleep by my side,
 For twice that you can stay there till morning.
 'Cause I'm a lady of pleasure, I'm a lady of joy;
 I'm a lady of leisure for the docked sailor-boy
 And the welcome I'll give you is warm.
You can get what you want when your money's up front
You can get what you want if what you want's cunt,
I'm a sailor-lad's port in a storm.