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 The Last Taboo
I used to be such a fair maid,
 I used to be carefree and gay,
 Cared not what I screwed,
Or by whom I was laid,
 But I've broken the final taboo.
Life once was uncomplicated --
 With animal, veggie or mankind,
And inanimate too;
 In mouth, cunt or behind,
But now I've broken that last taboo.
Oh what can I do?
I've really been screwed,
 I really have fucked up my life!
 My promiscuity,
Will be recalled in perpetuity,
For breaking that final taboo.
Perhaps I was too indiscriminate,
Perhaps I was just seeking thrills,
So now it is true,
 Though it gives me the chills,
 That I've broken the last taboo.
They say that a dog is man's best friend,
Who cares I got rogered by Lassie?
 And everyone knew,
 That necrophilia was passe',
 But I've broken the final taboo.
I've inserted all kinds of veggie,
 Gerbils and goldfish and mice,
 And the heel of shoe.
A mains-power vibo was nice,
 But I've broken, Oh God! the last taboo.
I've done it with all kinds of people,
 With gay, bi and straight, did not hesitate,
 Have I done it with you?
 And alone (a rare thing), masturbate
 But I've now broken that one last taboo.
It's hard to say which I enjoyed most,
 It's hard to say which act was best,
 (And I've done quite a few!)
 And once or twice I tried incest,
But now I've broken that last big taboo!
I need not describe that taboo act,
Won't pollute your mind with its name,
 Lest I pervert you too.
So, stained, I'll just curl up in shame,
 Shame at breaking the last taboo.