cŸBLL1CK Mine Eyes Have Seen The Glory Of The Whore (llewtraH) Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the whore, Who fucked her way around the globe, but had not come before. She'd fuck and suck most anything; she had a running sore; And she ain't gonna fuck no more. Chorus: Glory, glory, give it to her; Glory, glory, give it to her; Glory, glory, give it to her; But she ain't gonna fuck no more. The whore had gone around the world, in and out of every bed, But though she tried with all her might, her cunt felt almost dead. And with all the fucking that she'd done, she'd never come, she said. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. She'd never reached a climax though she'd fucked from pole to pole; She'd lost count of the horny sods who'd shoved it in her hole. She once fucked an entire football team, but they never scored a goal. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. She'd been fucked by every man whose cock was hard and rigid. She'd had the long and short of them with giants, dwarves and midgets. Even though she'd never come, she claimed she wasn't frigid, And she ain't gonna fuck no more. She'd been fucked by presidents, princes, sheiks and lords; She'd gone in search of orgasms, but all she got were warts. She'd been fucked by royalty and by the common horde, And she ain't gonna fuck no more. Her cunt was always ready; she was like Eskimo Nell. And Dead-Eye dick had fucked her but he didn't ring her bell. She'd fucked an Ayatollah and she'd fucked the Pope as well. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. She'd fucked her way 'round Texas but it only made her weep. The Aussie guys, they fucked her as a change from shagging sheep. She told some missionaries their position they could keep. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. She'd fucked a famous porn star with a twenty-four inch knob. He couldn't make her come though he was worn down to a stob. Then she heard there was a stag night bash in a seedy English pub. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. She almost quit then in despair, but then she had a flash. She said, "I've tried most everything, but not a stag night bash! And all theose jerks are so horny, they'll never see the rash." And she ain't gonna fuck no more. And so one steamy Monday night, she found the Dog and Duck; She saw by crazed looks in their eyes that she would have some luck. So she strolled into the circle; challenged anyone to fuck. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. The Best Man he was in control and so he stepped up first. But sadly he hadd drunk too much and over-quenched his thirst. When he pulled his flaccid penis out, she laughed like she would burst. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. The Ushers then they took their turn; they stepped up one by one. But with each prick she gave a sigh, for still she hadn't come. She said, "You're no good at fucking, you had better go and run!" And she ain't gonna fuck no more. The groom's best mates both tried their hands But couldn't do a thing. One was so tired from dancing, that all he'd do was sing. The other tried a short cut, got his prick lost in her ring. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. The groom's father then he volunteerred to shag her hard and quick. He was renowned among the crowd; his prick was long and thick. But for all the good it did her, could have been a dried up stick. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. The bride's father stepped into the fray, and tried to fill the breach. But when he put it up inside, she said it wouldn't reach. So she pulled the Bridegroom forward and she sucked him like a leech. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. The Registrar stepped up and cried, "Pen is mightier than the sword." But when he jumped upon her, she just lay there looking bored. She said, "You're really nothing when you've whored like I have whored." And she ain't gonna fuck no more. The organist stepped forward and the guys let out a cheer. They said if he couyld make her come, they'd all buy him a beer. He fucked her up the arsehole and said, "Sorry, chaps, I'm queer." And she ain't gonna fuck no more. Then the Verger tried his luck and fucked her with his fists. One up the cunt, one up the arse; she barely gave a twitch. He tried so hard to make her come, he broke both of his wrists. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. The altar-boy was just sixteen; his voice was barely broke. And when he dropped his trousers, she called his prick a joke. So he used an altar candlestick and gave that whore a poke. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. The Vicar then he said a prayer and called upon the Gods. The only way to make her come was with his divine rod. But even with celestial help, he was like the other sods. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. All in that tavern took their turns, the Germans and the Frogs; The Aussies, Yanks, and Pommies; the Japs and Chinks and Wogs. The Dutchmen were the first in line to shed their pants and clogs. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. When they all had finished, they she shouted 'round the room, "I've fucked the wedding party but I haven't fucked the Groom. He's going to need some practice 'fore he goes on honeymoon." And she ain't gonna fuck no more. When the Groom had fucked her, she said "There's something I must tell. I've laid here in the circle and watched all your pricks to swell. But for all the good you've done for me, you all go straight to hell." And she ain't gonna fuck no more. They each had tried her one by one, a-laying on the grass. They'd jammed it up her cunt and mouth and some had tried her ass. The one thing that they hadn't tried was doing it 'en masse'. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. What alone, they didn't do, they accomplished it in sum; With three pricks between each finger, and eighteen up her bum. And sixteen each in cunt and mouth, she said, "I think I've come!" And she ain't gonna fuck no more. By then they'd got into their stride, and weren't about to stop. Encouraged by her writhing, a few more climbed on top. They swore they'd keep on fucking her till she had copped the lot. And she ain't gonna fuck no moree. The city bells began to peal, her body began to shake. Exploding rockets lit the sky, the Earth began to quake. That one mightly orgasm was all that she could take. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. And when they climbed down off of her and looked upon the ground, Nothing of her could be seen, though they looked out all around. She said she was a damn good fuck but nothing could be found, And she ain't gonna fuck no more. She'd fucked her way around the world and had never come, she said. But with all the fucking that we'd done, she must have come, we said. And at the stag night party, she'd come so hard that she was dead. And she ain't gonna fuck no more. That fucking whore had the last laugh, we all came down with clap, Syphilis and gonorrhea made all our pricks turn black. Thrush, chlamydia, herpes and bug in the uninary tract. And we ain't gonna fuck no more.