Take Me Out To The Ball Game
(llewtraH)
Whip it out at the ball game;
Wave it 'round at the crowd.
 Dip it in jello and Crackerjack;
 I don't care if you give it a whack,
 For it's,
Beat your meat at the ball game;
 If you don't come it's a shame,
For it's one, two,
 And you're covered in goo,
 At the old ball game!
Take Me Out For A Good Ball
(llewtraH)
 Take me out for a good ball,
 Lay me down on the ground.
 Give me you penis and three stiff whacks,
If you come first, I won't ever come back.
 For it's shoot, shoot, shoot for the hole please!
I can't believe you're so lame!
From the front, back, side, I don't care!
You're a damn bad lay!
 The little white bugger he went to hell,
 He shagged the Devil and his wife as well.