The Sexual Education Of Algernon Perkins Part 1: Algernon aged 11 My name is Algy Perkins, I'm eleven years of age. My sexual development is at an early stage. Yet I've always had a passion for amusing myself, Which my mother maintained was abusing myself. I have a little penis, but sometimes he gets bigger, Six or seven inches long, the rotten stinking frigger. Though he sometimes gets so small that he difficult to find, And mother says "Don't play with him, 'cause that will make you blind. Quite the nicest thing about it are the things that make him grow, Like thinking of young ladies and the way their dresses flow. And if I think of kissing girls or anything like that, He stiffens up quite quickly till he's like a baseball bat. And when I go to bed at night, I take him in my fist; The pleasure that he gives me is too precious to be missed. I'm excited by the thoughts of doing it arouses' Of Turtle Doves cavorting in lovely ladies blouses. I've thought of them as Turtle Doves since I was very small, And mother came to comfort me when I had had a fall. She picked me up and squeezed me against her satin nightie. I found my face between her breasts, Jesus Christ Almighty! That was when it happened first, my penis started growing, And floods of hot adrenalin through my body flowing. I raised my little fingers to explore those magic hills, They sank into pneumatic bliss beneath the satin frills. All my troubles were forgotten; my tears were dried away, And is asked her as I squeezed her breasts, 'Mam, what are they, pray? A look of sheer panic was the answer she returned me; She snatched my hands away from them. Terrified, she spurned me. But still I stared in wonder at those swellings half revealed; Still trembling and excited for an answer I appealed. She stammered and she stuttered, she was clearly thunderstruck; She said they were some Turtle Doves she kept in there for luck. Being not allowed to fondle my newly found arousers, The devil put my hands to work inside my little trousers. I'd never known my penis to stand up like that before, So idle hands were put to work the wonder to explore. My penis was a ramrod four times his normal being; Gingerly I felt the thing I'd thought was just for peeing. I rubbed and I squeezed it till I felt a wild sensation; A surge of raw excitement completed my elation. On day I saw my teacher adjusting her suspender. I saw a lovely thigh that epitomized her gender. A stockinged thigh was glory I had never seen before, I thought it was a portent of some special bliss in store. I ran into the toilet and I pulled my penis out, And played with him until I feared my eyesight was in doubt. The thought of such voluptuous thighs was spinning me in whirls, And as I played I conjured up more images of girls. When Our parents were away, there was only Sis and me, And that happened every Thursday when a GI came to tea. And he would give me five bob, and Sis another shilling, And send me down the street, where a Cowboy film was billing. The pretty girls in flouncy frills who sang in cowboy bars, In their flowing low-cut dresses and their tight-fitting bras, Excited me beyond belief and every time they kissed, My penis rose adoring them and trembled in my fist. Then I'd get home by half-past eight and knock upon the door, To find Sissy wearing stockings just like my teacher wore. She'd have dark shiny nylons on with seams right down the back, And I'd think of teacher's thighs when my noodle hit the sack. Then I noticed every week that a different GI came, Though the pocket money given me always seemed the same. And every time by half-past eight, the GI would be gone, While a happy sort of radiance all over Sister shone. The clothes she wore on GI days would make me feel quite strange, An hour or more before they came, she'd go upstairs to change. Emerging in a sweater fitting like a pair of gloves, Bringing up my penis with her fluttering Turtle Doves. 'Twas the twenty-fourth of August in nineteen forty three, That yet another Yankee came to visit Sis for tea. I took my pocket money in the customary way, But something in the atmosphere suggested I should stay. The Yank was watching Sister while he offered me my pay, He was gazing at the Turtle Doves fluttering away, And without a second glance to see what I was doing, His hands were all over where the Turtle Doves were cooing. My penis was a baseball bat before I fled the scene; I was peeping through the keyhole to see what it could mean; The Doves were in his hands as he embraced her from the rear, He was squeezing and teasing them and nibbling sister's ear. With my penis in my hand I saw those Doves emerging. He pulled the sweater up, my adrenalin was surging. Around her head and down her arms, inside-out he drew it; I saw her mighty bras as he struggled to undo it. I was choked with emotion as I saw it come away, To reveal a pair of Breasts in the fading light of day. Full swelling out like Turtle Doves before they came to rest. Two trembling orbs of loviness arose upon each breast. I was tossing off like mad to celebrate I'd seen 'em; The Yank was on his knees, with his face pressed in between 'em. It seem to me the pinnacle of penis-raising sights That would keep me wanking happily for many many nights. But it wasn't just for Turtle Doves that Yanks came to tea, But something more exciting yet, that I was soon to see. He stood aside as if to let me see those Breasts some more, While Sister pulled a zip that let her skirt fall to the floor. Teacher's thighs I'd only seen to just above her stocking, Even that had been enough to send my senses rocking; My Sister held her stockings up with long suspender strips, Attaching to a narrow belt, held taut across her hips. Her plump voluptuous thigns were just as much exciting As her round swelling Breasts, pneumatically inviting. But the thought that most of all, had my penis on alert, Was that Sis had had no knickers on underneath her skirt. Her thighs were close together; she was standing knee to knee; And where they met beneath her tum, the shadow formed a Vee. Amazed, I stared in wonder at the jet-black silken curls That covered up what's different between us boys and girls. Then off she kicked her high-heeled shoes and on the sofa sat. She spread her Thighs and where they met, she gave herself a pat. She threw her shoulders back and her Turtle Doves were stirring. They had my penis up, he was positively purring. My understanding dawned as I saw where she was stroking; I knew it was the place for a penis to be poking. And, sure enough, I saw the Yankee toss his pants aside, And shake his penis all about with every sense of pride. Knees bent, Thighs apart, my sister lay back on the bolster; The GI's pistol penis was heading for her holster. He scrambled up on top of her and got between her Thighs, And he shoved his penis in her, right there before my eyes. Part II: Algernon aged 12 My name is Algy Perkins and now I'm one year older; In sexual pursuits I am growing ever bolder; For I have seen the ultimate in sexual delight, On the strength of which I pull my pud every fucking night. Every Thursday regular I'd have my picture money. And the picture I would see would be my Sister's cunny. And her great big Turtle Doves would just be nuzzled by a Yank, And then I'd watch him fuck her rotten, while I had a wank. I set up orange boxes outside the parlor winder, And charged the lads half a crown to see my Sister Linda. They queued up with alacrity to see her being done, And I knew what I would do with the fortune being won. So when I'd saved a fiver, I sought out the wicked street, Where the girls of easy virtue were nightly on the beat. With my heart in my throat and with a tremor in my knees, I stopped and asked a likely girl "What will you charge me, plese?" She looked at me and said amazed, "A little boy like you? Do you really understand, boy, what I am here to do?" I said, "Oh yes, I do, Miss, I have seen it being done, And I want to put my penis right up your current bun." She said, "It's most irregular; it shouldn't be permitted, And I would be surprised if your little penis fitted." I said "Oh Missy, Missy, please, I want to see your Tits, And if you let me kiss them, I will bet my penis fits. She said, "Two pounds is what I charge and that's a total strip-off, I promise satisfaction, you'll find it's not a rip-off. I said, "Oh thank you, thank you," and she gave my head a pat. And I eyed here Turtle Doves as she led me to her flat. She let me put my hand up underneath her filly dress; She was cool above her stockings where I gave her snatch a press. She wasn't wearing Knickers and I found her naughty Cunt. She said, "Never mind the fore-play, you dirty-minded runt." I didn't know what fore-play was and surely didn't care. I watched her take her clothing off and stack in on a chair. I was drooling on her stockinged Thighs; Gloating o'er each breast. She said, "Come on, you wanker. Aren't you going to get undressed?" I dropped my short grey trousers and she said, "Come let us start." She lay back on the bed and spread her gorgeous Thighs apart, Saying, "Come, my sex-crazed baby and be shown how it is done. Let me show you how your penis gets into my current bun." She gave a friendly smile and said, "Come on, lets start the course." I scrambled up and mounted her, as if she were a horse. "No!" she said, "that's not the way, you'll hurt yourself like that. You must keep your knees together when aiming at my twat." She got me kneeling upright in between her mighty thighs; She took hold of my penis and she tried it out for size. She said, "God, you're got a hard-on, you randy little buck, It may not be the biggest, but it's ready for a fuck." "Now this is where my cunt is, but remember I'm a whore, And several hundred penises have been in here before. So though you can't ejaculate and fill me up with sperm, To protect you for the pox, I must cover up your worm." She unrolled a rubber "johnny" right along on my penis, And guided my erection towards her lovely Mound Of Venus. Impatient to start fucking her, I thrust it up her spout, And like a piston engine, I was thrusting in and out. She sucked my eager cock in and against each thrust she heaved, And then, too soon, it happened; my climax was achieved. Instinctively, I took her with affection in my arms, And pressed my burning cheeks between her Bosom's ample charms. And as my cock erupted in hot erotic twitches, I knew at last why it was, a woman's cunt bewitches. And I knew I'd be in slavery all my mortal days, To Buxom girls' come-hither Thighs, and fatal winning ways.