Adam and Eve - Sarah Hartwell
 In the Garden of Eden as every body knows,
 Lived Adam and Eve without any clothes;
In the Garden of Eden were two little leaves:
One covered Adam and the other covered Eve's.
 As the story goes on, one blustery day,
The wind came along and blew the leaves away.
At the sight of Eve's cunny, Adam he did stare,
And covet Eve's treasure all covered o'er with hair.
Aand wonder of wonders, Eve's got a surprise,
As Adam's own serpent, it started in to rise.
Eve was astounded, it gave her such a shock,
 To see Adam flaunting that thing which he now called a cock.
They found them a spot that was shady and war,
 The cock and the cunny were working their charm.
 Eve opened up her legs, and spread them wide apart,
And a fluttering feeling took a hold of her heart.
The head of his serpent poked into her hole,
 And filled them with passion they could not control.
 Eve lay on her back with her legs opened wide,
 And Adam's stiff serpent soon crept right inside.
 It eased itself into eve's treasure, her cunny,
All dripping and wet, land of milk and honey.
Backwards and forwards that serpent did slide,
 And Eve's hidden treasure got all wet inside.
 The feeling was good; Eve wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's serpent was all out of juice.
 Eve quivered right through and she let out a grunt,
As Adam's stiff serpent slipped out of her cunt.
Now down through the years godly people did screw,
 And now is the time for my serpent and you.
So pull down your knickers, lay down on the grass,
 'Cause I'm in the mood for a piece of your ass.