SLUTS FROM LUTZ
 Oh, Sluts from Lutz, I hate your guts,
 You've brought me to my knees.
 You're everything a man would want,
You've beauty, poise, and sleeze.
Oh, Sluts from Lutz, you drive me nuts,
Your love may make me dead.
I'm just a moth drawn to the flame,
Krotchkissen, SealedLips, CheeseSpread!
Oh, Sluts from Lutz, you give me coconuts,
 That's far worse than blueballs,
I'd laundry suck your underwear,
And chew your UnderAlls!
Oh, Sluts from Lutz, it may draw yucks,
You're refuge from my strife,
Please put your legs around my neck,
Be my new leash on life!
Oh, Sluts from Lutz, this poem sucks,
But not as well as you.
Grind your highheels into my chest,
While I admire the view !
Oh, Sluts from Lutz, had I more bucks,
 And could control the weather,
 I'd rearrange the alphabet,
And put U and I together !
And put U and I together !