Dobson's Ship The Pagan
(llewtraH) (c) Anthony Hilbert
 Amy Dobson was the madam of the Pagan and her girls,
And she hustled with the Pagan round a hundred horny worlds.
Now the Pagan was the hottest ship 'tween here and Trist M'kell,
And the girls and Amy Dobson were as well
 Chorus: There are songs of Good Ship Venus and the Ball of Kerrimuir
There are songs of Nell the Eskimo and Angeline the Poor
But the songs that get them going on a hundred horny worlds
Are the songs of Amy Dobson and her girls
 I was Second Mate on Kerosene, a pirate bold and bad;
 We were banned from Gor and Argo, and the men were going mad,
 When a ship appeared beside us, every crewman raised his head,
For the light above her hatch was glowing red.
Synthesized upon our screens, the stranger then began to fade,
First the hull and then the bulkheads, as we watched her all amazed.
And as the Pagan docked with us, the last to slip from view
Were the clothes of Amy Dobson and her crew
Now the price of such a classy team is owned by very few,
 But we never knew that girls could do the things we saw them do.
Never fearing cost or caution, we just had to join the game.
So we let them in and then they did the same.
 And the ladies buns were busier than any buns by far,
 And the ladies love was hotter than the heart of any star.
As the orgy shook the messdeck and the cabins all around
The pirate crew were screwed into the ground.
 Not a sailor missed that party and the captain didn't care.
When we woke next day, we found a sight no man could bear.
Piled in heaps lay sleeping pirates with their bags and pockets clean,
But no sign of Dobson's Pagan could be seen.