How Can I Keep My Maidenhead
chorus: How can I keep my maidenhead,
My maidenhead, my maidenhead.
How can I keep my maidenhead,
Among so many men.
The captain give me a guinea for it,
The colonel he bid ten.
 Oh I'll do as my mother did,
For silver I'll have none.
I'll give it to a bonnie lad,
For just as good again.
 An old mouldy maidenhead,
The weary work I know.
The stretching of it the striving of it,
The boring of it, the riving of it,
And oh the double driving of it,
The farther you get in.
How shall I keep my maidenhead,
Among so many men.
(Robert Burns)
 And I can't do without my kitchen man.