Jack And Jill (1)
Jack and Jill fell down the hill,
Now that was kind of frisky.
If water made them fall like that,
I think I'll stick to whiskey.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
 To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot her pill,
And not they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
 To smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, unzipped his fly;
Jill aid "I don't wanna!"
 Jack and Jill went up the hill,
 Each one had a quarter.
 Jill came down with half a buck.
They didn't go for water.
 Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jill forgot to take her pill
And now they've got a daughter.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
 For just an itty-bitty.
 Jill's now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
 To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down on top of Jill,
They have another daughter.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
 With a keg of brandy.
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed,
Now it's Jack and Jill and Andy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
 To smoke a little leaf.
 Jack got high, pulled down his fly.
 Jill said "Where's the Beef!"
 Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
 Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass,
Now two of his front teeth are missing
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
 For a bit of hanky-panky.
Jill came back with a very sore crack,
Jack must have been a Yankee.
 Jack and Jill went up the hill,
 On an elephant.
 Jill got down and then she helped
Jack off the elephant.