Is It Sex
 To the tune "If you're happy & you know it, clap your hands" 
 If she pulls your zipper down, it it sex?
If she pulls your zipper down, is it sex?
If she pulls your zipper down,
 Reaches in and feels around.an hour,
If she pulls your zipper down, is it sex?
If she takes off her brassiere, is it sex?
 And you kiss each hemisphere.
If she sits upon your knee, is it sex?
 Till you wet your BVD's.
If she slips out of her panties, is it sex?
And she lets you taste her candies.
 If she licks your lollipop, is it sex?
 Before you come, you make her stop.
 If your in her reservoir, is it sex?
But just with a cigar.