Farmer (Sweet Violets)
There once was a farmer who lived by a creek,
He was always a-fooling around with his--
 Toy things and play things all over the grass.
He met a nice girl and she showed him her--
Shoes and her stockings and all things and such.
Whe told him she'd teach him a new way to--
Raise up a family and teach them to knit,
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling--
Contents of barnyard all over the sod.
If you think I composed this, you're crazy, by God.
(learned at Menlo JC, 1950)
 Mary had a little dog; all night long he'd hunt.
He stuck his head in Mary's lap to smell her little --
Control yourself, you naughty dog! You make my pressure jump.
Ain't but one man in this town who's good enought to --
Pumpkin pie is almost done; lots of corn to shuck.
Brother's got a lazy wife; she doesn't give a --
F'crying out loud, look outside!
The captain and the crew
Heading down to Mazie's house to get themselves a --
Screw the lightbulb in the lamp; Please don't break the glass.
If you eat those pepper pods, they're sure to burn your --
Asked a woman, What's your name?
She wrote it by the creek.
Pardon me, I'll step outside.
I've gotta take a leak.
Off the internet 2004