I Have A Dog His Name Is Fritz
(llewtraH)
(c) Ivor Biggun)
I have a dog his name is Rover,
And when he shits he shits all over.
Chorus: Shit all 'round the room, me boys,
Shit all 'round the room.
I have a dog his name is Fritz.
And when he shits, he shits and shits,
I've got a dog a big Great Dane,
 He wipes his bum and pulls the chain.