Did You Ever See
I've got an Aunty Sissy,
And she's only got one titty.
But it's very long and pointed,
And the nipple's double jointed.
chorus: Did you ever see,
Did you ever see,
Did you ever see,
Such a funny thing before.
I've got a cousin Daniel,
And he's got a cocker spaniel.
 If you tickle him in the middle,
He will lift his leg and piddle.
Oh, I've got a cousin Rupert,
He plays outside half for Newport.,
They think so much about him,
That they always play without him.
Oh, I've got a cousin Anna,
And she's got a grand piana.
And she ram aram arama,
Till the neighbors say "God Damn her."
(Rugby Songs by Michael Green)
 Every time is coughs, it spews,