ID: 1176
Date: 1990s - 2006
Title: My name is Michael Jackson
Gender: Male and Female 
Classification: Clapping 
Rhyme: 

My name is Michael Jackson,
And I come from Japan.
I thought I kissed a lady,
But I kissed a black man.

(Christchurch, 2006)

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My name is Michael Jackson,
And I come from Japan,
I tried to kiss a woman,
But I kissed a black man.
I went to the shop, 
I got a big gun, (some bubble gum)
I stuck it up my bum.
I gave it to [X] (my mum)
And he said, "Yum, yum."

(Auckland, 1990s; Ashburton, 2006)

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My name is Michael Jackson,
And I come from Japan,
I tried to kiss a woman,
But I kissed a big, fat man.
I got some bubble gum,
Stuck it up my bum,
Gave it to a lady,
And she said, "Yum, yum."

(Kerikeri, 2002)

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Background Info: Variant from Marsh, 2001:82, text along with melody:

My name is Michael Jackson, 
Girlfriend Madonna,
Kissing in the garden, 
Kiss, kiss, (mime action)
Grunt, grunt, (pelvic thrust)
Out comes the baby,
Out comes the boy.
All the girls, boo hoo (crying actions)
Sexy! (lift up skirts)

(Australia, 1990)

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Keywords: media culture, pop culture, bawdy, commercial product 
Location: Various NZ 
Group size: 2 
Incidence: 4